crackhighmonkey Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 The Evil Empire taking over, the killing of millions of innocents, the emperers rise to power, and who do we have to blame for this? That novelty condom shaped *£#!"$! Jar Jar Binks! "meesa gonna vote for the evil man!" Lets hope he dies in Ep3! maybe by borrowing obi wans light saber and accidently cutting off his own head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjorn Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by crackhighmonkey Lets hope he dies in Ep3! maybe by borrowing obi wans light saber and accidently cutting off his own head. or better yet, plummets to his death after tripping and falling out of those senatorial repulsors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zindell Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Lets hope he doesnt appear at all, even if It was to kill himself that would still be an annoying 30 seconds of the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSkoolJedi Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 My Thoughts Exactly Wua hahahahaha Trance Kuja Will OWN You All Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addrenavan Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 but then again, It is Padme's fault for calling a vote of no confidence in chancellor vallorum... But we can't blame her.... she is too hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Yes we can, she's a silly girl that falls in love with Sith wannabes. =p And nah, Jar Jar isn't all that bad, and admit it, he did improve in Epi. II, heck he didn't even break anything ^.^ So hey, I just hope he flees back to Naboo or something. Or is there by the time Epi. III begins and doesn't leave the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhighmonkey Posted June 11, 2002 Author Share Posted June 11, 2002 But whos idea was it to put JarJar incharge in the first place?! he's clearly the least able person in the galaxy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 I think it was Lucas, and for the Kids so that they would like the movie more. I hope that he is the death star's first target! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhighmonkey Posted June 12, 2002 Author Share Posted June 12, 2002 Maybe we should change this thread to "ways we'd like to see jarjar die" how about savaged by rabid ewoks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 I still like the idea of him falling of a Sentor's repulsor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gideon Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 here are two ways 1) Stop daydreaming. If Jar Jar is so clumsy that he couldn't do want you want him to do he won't do anything you mentioned. Instead, use the Force or the one power to think hard of him NOT to die and who knows. Maybe he gets his flippie tongue stuck in the fridge and dies. 2) That would be fun to see but it would only last a few seconds. Instead, train yourself to become a lightsaber fighter. The training will take years and by than you will have made yourself vey angry. You will turn to the darkside of the Force (yes, I am waving my hand now) and you will kill him yourself. And after that, you get to kill all the others. \Wouldn't that be way more fun. (just handling a lightsaber is fun so.) "Djibie Djabbie Djob" - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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