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Originally posted by Vestril

If Yoda could have beaten him, I think he would have gone out and done it.

 

 

but at the time he didnt even know who or where sidious was, and by the time he did know it was it was to late and he was camped out on degobha(sp) chillin drinking a MGD :)

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Originally posted by c.d.

 

 

but at the time he didnt even know who or where sidious was, and by the time he did know it was it was to late and he was camped out on degobha(sp) chillin drinking a MGD :)

 

Ahhh, of course, he was just waiting to finish his 24 year long beer before he went and whupped up Palpy....:p

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  • 3 weeks later...

yoda

 

im really getting stressed with these Vs threads! i seriously am!

 

they arent against the rules so this means they are allowed to grow and grow until no one can stop them....why dont we make a whole forum about Vs threads!! AAAAArrrggghh!

 

*massages temples*

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I met him in a swamp down in Degobha

Where it bables all the time like a giant carbanated soda

S-O-D-A

I saw the little runt siting there in a swamp

I asked him name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda

Y-O-D-A

YO-YO-YO-Yoda!

Laffen around but i cant tell a thing, a guy who looks like a muppet but he is ringled an green.

Y-O-D-A

YO-YO-YO-Yoda

Well I'm Not dumb but i cant understand how he can lift me in the air just by rais'n his hand

YODA

Oh my YODA

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Originally posted by JandoFett1842

I met him in a swamp down in Degobha

Where it bables all the time like a giant carbanated soda

S-O-D-A

I saw the little runt siting there in a swamp

I asked him name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda

Y-O-D-A

YO-YO-YO-Yoda!

Laffen around but i cant tell a thing, a guy who looks like a muppet but he is ringled an green.

Y-O-D-A

YO-YO-YO-Yoda

Well I'm Not dumb but i cant understand how he can lift me in the air just by rais'n his hand

YODA

Oh my YODA

 

wtf?!?!?:confused: :confused: :confused:

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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

where it bubbles all the time

like a giant carbonated soda,

S O D A, soda.

 

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.

I asked him his name

and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,

Y O D A, Yoda,

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

 

Well, I've ben around but I ain't never seen

a guy who looks like a Muppet

but he's wrinkled and green,

Oh my Yoda,

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

 

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

oh my Yoda.

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

 

Well, I left home just a week before,

and I've never ever been a Jedi before

but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

 

Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben

So it looks I'm gonna start all over again

with my Yoda,

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

 

Yoda,

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

 

So I used the force,

I picked up a box,

I lifted some rocks,

Well I stood on my head,

Well I won't forget what Yoda said.

He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,

and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."

Oh my Yoda,

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

 

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed.

But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"

Oh my Yoda,

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

 

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.

But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.

 

The Long-term contract I had to sign

says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

with my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

 

Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

(continue to fade...)

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