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Originally posted by Griswold

the first movie of a series is always the best...

 

Unless it's Empire Strikes Back :D

 

Actually, I love both- least in the first one Austin was more stoopid, and in the 2nd one it makes fun of StarWars which is hilarious (coz it was released the same year Phantom Menace was)

 

"Austin...I am your father"

"really?"

"no not really no"

 

Also- I love the whole Austin 10minutes from now thing, oh and Seth Green looks better with black hair :D Always thought he looked stoopid with Red hair

 

This time we're gonna have mini Austin Powers :D

 

 

Oh and of course the Mummy was better than the Mummy Returns. Things got boring once Rick and Evie got married- how booooooooring "have I kissed you today" blah how sad and sappy, least the Mummy was funny

 

"but I am proud of what I am. I am a LIBRARIAN..and I'm going to Kiss you Mr O'Connel"

"call me Rick"

"ohhhh...Rick" *splat- passes out*

 

How funnneee :D

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MUMMY RETURNS WAS LIKE 538925 times BETTER!!!

 

I hated the mummy. it was actually scary.. maybe it was the age i saw it at.

 

but mummy returns? that was AWESOME

hahaha

 

it was stupid though. which is why it was funny

like when the kid sticks his arm in the braclet.

who would do that?

I love that movie.

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Originally posted by Frenchyd

MUMMY RETURNS WAS LIKE 538925 times BETTER!!!

 

I hated the mummy. it was actually scary.. maybe it was the age i saw it at.

 

but mummy returns? that was AWESOME

hahaha

 

it was stupid though. which is why it was funny

like when the kid sticks his arm in the braclet.

who would do that?

I love that movie.

 

No the mummy and the mummy return both sucked a lot of ass, as did Scorpion King and Tomb Raider.

 

However, Austin 3 stars B. Spears, so I'm against it...

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Undercover borther was the biggest rip off me and my friend have ever got...it was the worst movie ive ever seen, only good thing is that black kickin racist's ass.

 

if u go see the movie, ur loosing the money, no no no...its better to say, they stole u your money

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I thought Benoyce Knowles from Destiny's Child was in Austin Powers3- not Britney Spears? Come off it, Mike Myers has better taste than Britney- least for the love of god I hope she does. Although she'd probably make a good slut, probably coz she is one

 

"oh look at me I'm Britney Spears and I'm a cute sweet innocent little virgin. I'm going to wait till I get married before I have sex. Oh I'm such a good girl, I sing about being someone's slave and oopsies I did it again, I played with some guys co*k...ooops I mean I played with his heart"

 

*few drinks later*

 

"JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS THE BEST GUY I'VE EVER FU*KED, HE'S REALLY GOOD IM TELLING YOU. HE'S GREAT IN BED. I LOVE SUCKING HIS CO*K HE TASTES SOOOO GOOD AND MY BACKUP DANCERS ARE QUITE GOOD IN THE SACK AS WELL. ORAL SEX IS THE BEST"

 

*after sobering up*

 

"I'm still a sweet innocent little virgin- I never said I had sex with Justin Timberlake. I'm Britney Spears and Britney is going to wait till she gets married before losing her virginity"

 

She's admitted to having sex with Justin and Justin has admitted it as well. So duuuuuuh she can play a horny little slut if she needs to

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i think both austin powers were good, but i'd have to say that austin powers 1 takes the cake with the swedish made penis enlarger pump.

 

Guy: one swedish made penis enlarger pump.

Austin: (shocked and embarrased) that's not mine!

Guy: one warenty card for swedish made penis enlarger pump

Austin: i keep telling you baby, that's not mine

Guy: one credit card resite for swedish made penis enlarger pump, signed by austin powers.

Austin: i don't know what your talking about, this sort of thing isn't my bag baby.

Guy: one book "swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me, this sort of thing is my bag baby" by Austin Powers.

Austin: ah

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