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- When you take your kid brother to a barney concert, you mistake him for Desann.

 

- You call your old motorbike the Moldy Crow and your new car, the Raven Claw.

 

- You fire at a fat guy, thinking he is Reelo.

 

- Tou mistakingly call your best friends Lando, Luke and Jan.

 

- When you enter a temple you look for Luke Skywalker.

 

- When you enter a tip, you search for Reelo.

 

- You have learnt to trust your feelings.

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When you think you can grip peoples asses

 

When you think lighting is only used on force power,not in clouds

 

When you think you can glide to safety

 

When you have a REAL lightsaber,you do the orbiting saber throw

 

When you say "Hey, I'll go fight osama now.If I die,I'll respawn later"

 

When you think you can find bugs( I mean like the bugs in the game) in the earth

 

When you think you can bind kill to something.Like you say "BIND MIDDLE FINGER KILL" and then you flick someone off and you die

 

When your a lazy ass, you think you can grip food from the frige

 

When your a lazy ass,you think you can pull food from the frige

 

When you are poor, you mind trick the whole bank and rob it

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You try to jump over walls.....and wonder why your still hopping up and down.

 

You begin shopping on Ebay for a disruptor rifle.

 

You try to roll your leftover fireworks from the 4th down staircases.

 

You begin to type devmap_ in your Microsoft XP class.

 

You read posts in Lucasforums more than your e-mail.

 

You ask the owner of a convenient store if he/she sells Bacta Canisters.

 

You try to find a padme' skin mod for your present girlfreind.

 

You ask the pet store owner if he/she has a ysalimari.

 

You go to school in "God Mode".

 

You catch yourself watching the walls for trip mines.

 

You begin to see the word "Bully" in red fonts above your school bulley's head.

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- In a fight you try to backflip of someones face

 

- You check everywhere to see if you can find a shild power-up

 

- You hack barney to death with your lightsaber thinking he's Desann

 

- You try to use Force Push when a missile is headed strait for you

 

- You are always looking around to see if any Rondien Snipers are in the area

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