why did Anakin turn to the dark side? Star Wars Episode III: The Jedi Game

[-[MotU]-Lyger|=-]

my friend and i came to this conclusion:

 

Star Wars Episode III 'The Jedi Game'

 

Why did Anakin Skywalker turn to the dark side? Was is it simply that sand is coarse? Of course not! Senator Padme's decoy's were what turned Anakin to the Dark Side. We all know that the Gay Community is out to 'recruit' straight people to join them. Senator Padme's decoys had to look like women, but fight like men. And we all know that only a man can fight like a man.

 

Anakin married Padme, but began, Clintonlike, to have feelings for several of her decoys. When the children (Luke and Leaia) were born, Anakin became suspicious, and appeared on Sally Jesse Raphael for a 'Who's your daddy' segment, where it was revealed that the true father of the children was one of the decoys he had been having an affair with. When his fantasy of getting it from behind by a lesbian with strap on was exposed as just getting' it from behind, Anakin snapped, and as his homophobic denial drowned him, he was seduced into the dark side by a catholic priest.

 

 

-=|Lyger|=-

[Zindell]

Stolen from the original script that very story was. Ruined the real plot you have. Ashamed of yourself you should be.

[BCanr2d2]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

I was going to wait three years to find out the plot for Episode 3

[Zindell]

You must unlearn what you have learned. And enjoy the movie you shall.

[BCanr2d2]

Don't wave your hand around near me, what are you trying to do, use a Jedi mind trick?

 

They only work on the weak of mind....................

[HellFyre69]

lol, thats a very interesting story line about ep3 u got there =P

[Supers]

Dunno, but isnt anakin Darth Vader?

[Yom]

Originally posted by Supers

Dunno, but isnt anakin Darth Vader?

 

Very much vader he is.

 

And u call your self a fan :p

 

 

YOM

[Homosexual Ewok]

I think Montel Williams is a clone of Mace.

[Yoda_623]

I think this thread is funny.

[MasterD-LeyAmas]

Interesting theory... maybe you should mail LucasFilms and suggest a plot twist.

 

[whitedragon]

Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok

I think Montel Williams is a clone of Mace.

i think montel is a jackass