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*Lunatic Jedi sneaks up behind Kaotic and injects him with a syringe filled with asylum-quality valium. Kaotic slowly collapses with a few drowsy mutters of "Eeh... breakdancing." As he lands, one could almost swear he attempts a very bad windmill. Lunatic then turns and speaks to everyone else in the kind of slick, convincing voice you only hear in infomercials.*

 

"That's right, valium! This extra-strength formula is one of the most effective deppressants available over the counter. It was strong enough to knock out this raving idiot, with all his rants of breakdancing twirls.

 

So if you're feeling stressed and really need a downer, or if you're having a recurring hallucination of Al Gore in a bikini whacking a stuffed armadillo with a steel bar while singing the theme from Family Ties, a little extra-strength valium is just what you'll need... and possibly a few years of therapy if you're having that Al Gore hallucination."

 

*With one last shiny grin, Lunatic turns and runs off, waving a talking rubber fish and whacking the innocent passer by with it, screaming something about constipated sheep.*

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This is a tips and tricks thread? I've got this neat trick. What you do is run backwards instead of forwards, if you attack then you do this backslash move that works really well.... what, why are you all looking at me like that????

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