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I have seen this term on many posts and forgive me for asking a n00b question but i am just not familiar with that term and i was wondering if you guys wouldn't mind explaining what it means.

 

Thank You.

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Cannons are what we use in SWGB to take out annoying turrets, walls, and buildings. As Nemox stated, canon (as used here) is a standard for judgement or generally accepted criterion. In the Star Wars universe, the works of George Lucas (ie, the films and their scripts) are the canon. So everything else written or presented that deal with Star Wars is secondary to the films (think of the films as trendsetters and other works as emulations of the trend).

 

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Stardate 45623.00 ... somethin' somethin'

 

Captain's log: Damnit! It's been 2 days since the last epsiode rerun and I haven't been able to score yet with some exotically miniskirt dressed female crewmember!

The voyage of the USS Enterprise -insert random alphabetical number here- continues, to explore strange new world, to encounter new civilizations and to boldly go where ...

 

*An unidentified humanoid shaped object floats in front of the viewscreen. It's the strangely Plo Koon look alike ET Warrior floating through Star Trek space.*

 

Captain Kirk: Red Alert! Raise shields! Arm phasers and photon torpedoes! Get Spock in here for some techno-babble!!! On the double!!! What is this unknown creature?!?

 

Spock: I believe it is a creature alien to this very universe captain. There is no know method to communicate with it and it's intentions are thus logically, unknown.

 

Captain Kirk: Blast! this is why I hate space exploration! Screw this! Set course for Risa! I want to get me some Starfleet chick bootae!!!

 

*Spaceship turns around and speeds away leaving ET Warrior to drift further into Star Trek space.*

 

Captain Kirk: Faster!!!

 

Scotty: I canna due et ya sissy cap'n! I'm givin et all she's got! Want me to goe out en push do ya?

 

J/k :p;)

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Unfortunitally for them, i quickly strapped myself to their hull as they flew past me...once i was secure i used my lightsaber to cut through the hull and enter their ship, and made quick work of the entire crew. Once i had the ship to myself, i had to think of some way to return to the Star Wars Universe i know and love.....because this place was too damn boring for me....Flying the ship was extremely difficult, because of all the reduntant and worthless buttons and switches that they had everywhere....and there's supposed to be many more people in there at the same time so we can all push the strange buttons together............but i managed to finally park it in an interstellar gas station, and i hopped out and called for a taxi back to Star Wars.........thank the force..........

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Originally posted by Norin Radd

 

And you did away with the entire crew? You had to keep Uhuru. She was HOT!!!;)

 

Mmmmm, sorry Norin...i was force-raging at the time...i really didn't know who or what i was killing until i had.....um..'Mopped' Them up'

 

I actually hid a seismic charge in the bridge area on the ship......it's set to a remote i have....i figure at some point they'll find a new crew for it......and then........:evil2:

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Originally posted by oninosensi

Did you atleast bring back some phasers or something for the rest of us? How about some Orion dancing women?:D

 

Those phasers never had any effect on anything. The walkie talkies almost never worked. I mean if you look at their weapons, they were garbage, basically.

 

Bring Uhuru back to the SW universe and clone her. Definitely.:D

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