Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 C3PO Robosexual or what? this is something I have pondered late at night as my mind wanders so cyber space being quite so vast to you in the underworld this I ask? C3PO Robosexual or what? my hypothesis begins. Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope is described in the Lucas data bank as 'Fussy' fussy as a male tense adjective almost sounds like prissy, and prissy intergalactically translates to well...a 3 dollar bill. Anyway Episode IV C3PO lands on Tatooine comments how dismal it is and that he has never been there. C3PO is clearly in denial. and statistically speaking most gay men spend their entire lives in denial;) (not that there is anything wrong with that.) next C3PO enjoys Luke's company and C3PO takes a hot bath and oils himself up in front of Luke and says, "Oh this Feels so good!" nudge nudge wink wink; ie why don't you get naked, jump in and oil your naked body up Luke. next C3PO is found in the dark by master Luke, the set is too dark but you know C3PO was hiding in a closet. then. C3PO on the Death Star as soon as everyone leaves goes and hides in a closet. He takes R2D2 with him, but you know R2D2 is straight and digging his cinamon bun girl 'Leia' any woman named ;Leia' is just some one you want to meet. anyway as the episodes continue more concerning C3PO's Robosexuality is revealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Author Share Posted July 2, 2002 :jawaStar Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back Robosexual or what? continues in episode V at the beginning, C3PO complains to R2D2 about Leia's room. Actually what went down is C3PO was in the closet again, trying on Leia's clothing, when he got oil (left over from Tatooine) on Leia's clothes. still living in denial and wishing to hide; C3Po gets R2D2 to turn up the heat therefore melting ice, creating water thus washing away the stains. then he blames R2D2. Next again on Cloud City Bespin, C3PO is walking along hallway and see's a silver PO unit who says the famous "Echuta!" to C3PO who responds "How Rude!" well "Echuta" translates to "Get away from me Ye Great Southern Pansy!" take my word for it, living in Mos Eggplant, Tatooine you learn the Lingo. then C3PO again goes into the closet which turns out to really be a Storm Troopers Leather bar and the rest is cinematic history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 One thought springs to mind: nasty. Very very nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Author Share Posted July 2, 2002 Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi again C3PO returns to Tartooine like he has never been there. C3PO is unhappy about hanging out with Jabba The Hutt, R2D2 on the other hand thinks it's cool, cause he's serving drinks and checking out Leia in fantasy leather Slave girl outfit 101. C3PO is a deity to teddy bears how macho! C3PO is squeamish about being mistaken for a deity, R2D2 is like "beep, beep, boop!" "Han, Luke take a hike. Leia back into that slave girl outfit. Wicket you and the little furballs worship me!" other than that C3PO justs seems well Robosexual. (not of course that there is anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Author Share Posted July 2, 2002 Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace is on Tatooine. C3PO was born on Tatooine. C3PO is queen of 'De Nile.' C3PO is spending time with a boy only 8 or 9 years old and he is naked. gay men are often hedonistic, and fond of bodily nudity. C3PO feigns shock at being nude but secretely he is diggin it. (Palpatine is a pedophile) proof of this is in episode VI Vader says "my son is here I have felt him." Palpatine responds "funny that I have not." intergalactic chicken hawk. bad emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Ok I'm picking up more nasty here. Much, much more nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Author Share Posted July 2, 2002 Star Wars episode II Attack of the Clones joins the military and disguises his true self because it okay to be gay in this man's army just not admit or say that you are. and in episode III to come C3PO will get a new golden body plating at I might add the expense of political slush funds and kick backs, yes the tax payers of Naboo and some poor family of Gun Guns is going to go hungry cause C3PO wants to look pretty. final proof of C3PO's robosexuality comes from the Jawa's themselves. while in a bar at Mos Eggplant a Jawa conversation concerning C3PO was overheard and recorded during one of the Max Rebo Band's afternoon sound checks. contact DarthEggpalnt for a copy of this recording. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 I thought this was a Grim Fandango forum? I hope that when Metallus sees this, he doesn't decide to change YOUR sexuality, if you know what I mean. (Chop chop!) I'd start running. Now. Right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Author Share Posted July 2, 2002 R2D2 is as stated big R number 2 big D number 2 C3PO has only one numeral, in his name number 3 personally however, I think C3PO should be reclassified. C3PO555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 I cannot help but notice that you are not RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE. Please to explain this blatant foolishness on your part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 This is about the weirdest thread ever. This being the off-topic forum, I'm not going to close it, granted that DarthEggplant agrees to stop replying to his own posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Please Metallus can you tell me also how to remove the BARRAGE OF C3PO IMAGES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD!!. BTW, I think I may have double-posted in a few threads myself, sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted July 2, 2002 Author Share Posted July 2, 2002 not knowing how long a message can be, I thought I would break it up. However I will try to weave the warp and woove of the tapestry which are the threads which make up this form. so I will attempt to talk to myself in the dark reccesses of my mind and not on form. Because it might be considered bad form. and sorry Gendo but you have to admit, you'll never look at a C3PO emodicon or avitar the same again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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