Shadow Angel Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 Dude, you could have just put all that in one post. No wonder you're in spam rehab. (actually, I don't mind that kind of spamming) "Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side." or "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of my pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 We will be watching your pants very closely- Palpatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by Pedantic Actually, your ESB Yoda quote was from the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. And I like the use of three separate posts to convey your lines. I wonder if Spy will merge them all together.... Quote I killed the pants.Every single one of them.Even the females and children. I will become the most powerful pants ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 We have 200,000 pants ready and a million more on the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Mesa gonna pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "now Viceroy, we will wear new pants." - QUeen Amidala "I sold that pair of pants....to someone all the way on the other side of Mos Eisly. Man named Lars."- Watto One from SPY- "Operation Pants go byebye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "I'll ask you one more time. Where is the secrt rebel base?" "Pants. The rebel base is on pants" "You see? I told you she could be reasoned with. Fire wen ready." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Want some pants,bud? You will not sell pants,you will go home and rethink your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by Tyrion You will not believe your eyes when the pants rises-Yoda in ESB It should be "if you don't believe your eyes watch my pants arise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 I think he's the chosen pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Thats no moon. Thats pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Just launch the pants into the thermal exhaust tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "Yeeees. Take your pants. Strike me down. Then your path to the darkside wil be complete." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Angel Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 Originally posted by Old_Ben It should be "if you don't believe your eyes watch my pants arise" I thought the original Gangsta' Rap line was, "Don't be unwise to judge me by my size. You won't believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Begun,the pants war has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 I am C3p0, protocol droid. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 Our pants are fobbiden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Angel Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 This might be a bit mature, but this is hilarious. Some rather suggestive lines from the SW trilogy.... 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got something jammed in here real good.' 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.' 'Sorry about the mess...' 'Look at the size of that thing!' 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!' 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.' 'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.' 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?' 'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.' 'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...' 'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.' 'Hurry up, golden-rod...' 'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?' 'Possible he came in through the south entrance.' 'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!' 'Control, control! You must learn control!' 'Hey, point that thing someplace else.' 'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.' 'I never knew I had it in me.' 'There is good in him, I've felt it.' 'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.' 'Back door, huh? Good idea!' 'She's gonna blow!' 'I think you'll fit in nicely.' 'Rise, my friend.' 'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 /\ What does that have to do with pants? "RRAAAAWWWGFFFpantsFFGHHFKFKK" -Chewie. (Yes, I am out of ideas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Angel Posted July 4, 2002 Author Share Posted July 4, 2002 Nothing. I didn't want to start a whole new thread, but it was so funny I couldn't resist putting it somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted July 4, 2002 Share Posted July 4, 2002 "Pants not make one great" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 "when 900 pants you have, look as good you will not" "There's always bigger pants." --Qui-Gon "join me and we can rule the pants together, father and son" "you pants scum!" "I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala "Always there are two there are: master and pants." --Yoda "I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine "Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin "What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul "Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious "After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you." --Obi-Wan "You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala "Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala "The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan "Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala "You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan "And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan "Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme "We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon "Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray "We would be happy to recieve the ambassators' pants." --Nute Gunray "This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious "You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon "I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto "What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto "What was it?" --Obi-Wan "I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon "It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan "Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." --Qui-Gon "Be mindful of your pants, boy." --Mace Windu "Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda "I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon "This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine "I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin "Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray "My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon "Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar "R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin "That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala "Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." --Watto "And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine "Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon "My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio "I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin "Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!" --Anakin "Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin "No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto "I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto "Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi "I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin "Your pants?" --Padme "I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu "Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi "And no one else has Nubian pants, I guarantee you that!" --Watto "If the pants were correct, I will find them quickly, master." --Darth Maul "Negotiations? We've lost all pants!" --Sio Bibble "Gungans no liken pants!" --Jar-Jar "Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low." --Obi-Wan "They have pants on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." --Qui-Gon "He will find your missing pants." --Darth Sidious "Everything revolves around those awful pants." --Shmi "Confer upon you the pants of Jedi Knight the council does." --Yoda "Put down your pants; they’ve won this round." --Amidala "Pants are very, very dangerous." --Anakin "My pants tell me they will destroy you." --Qui-Gon "The prize money would more than pay for the pants they need." --Anakin "Ooohhh. There goes Quadrinaro's pants!" --Announcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 I see we are equally strong with the force,lets see how our pants skills are-Dooku. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 [HICK] TY!!!!!!! dont make me get the pants!!!! ROARRRRR!!!!! [/HICK] btw, yeah I can merge your posts, but its a real PITA, ifyou know what I mean... if you dont stop at 1k, I'm coming after you with a board with a nail in the end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by SPY_jmr1 [HICK] TY!!!!!!! dont make me get the pants!!!! ROARRRRR!!!!! [/HICK] Aw dyg nabbit,pantsS! Why dont you make me a mod then?I would learn my lessons,and I would have to set a good example.Plus,we need another mod.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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