eben15 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me. Post office clerk: Ok, Mr Burns, what is your first name? Homer: I don't know. or I notice your house smells like faeces. (simpsons in africa) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 AHHH! COBRAS!!!!!-Homer's night terrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 "My balogne has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R, my balogne has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R, ...mmmmmmm beer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 D'OH or mmmmmmm [insert word here] he has so many good lines i cant think of the best off the top of my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Librarian- Sir are you a student here. Homer- I think it's preaty obvious that I am. Go School! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanodagiardino Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes ... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty ... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wei St Paliv Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 (Homers House is Burning down around him as he lays asleep on the couch). Homer: Marger Turn down the heat.....Thats Better!! (Even though nothing is done. LMAO) Or My personal favourite: Homer: Bart where are you, your dinners getting cold.......and eaten! ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Homer and Mr. Burns golfing...Homer gets stuck in the sand-trap - Mr. Burns "Use an open-faced club. A Sand-Wedge!" Homer "MMmmmmm....Open-Faced Club Sandwich...!" For more Homer-isms, CLICK HERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 (Ex-President Bush moves into neighbourhood, walks down the street while a dog starts jumping and barking at him) Homer: I think he's barking up the wrong bush (now to himself)*there you go homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard* Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 D'OH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda_623 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 "Beer now theres a temporary solution." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_Taco Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 *Homer is on the mysterious island* I AM NOT A NUMBER, MY NAME IS- oh wait, im no.3 IM HIGHER THAN U ARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Edit- Great I just noticed I am a Gungan D'oh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 (a 2x4 repeatedly hits homer on the head) d'oh, d'oh, d'd'd'd''doh, d'd'd'doh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 On the Matt Groening created programme subject, I have to say the funniest quote ever is from Bender in Futurama - (inside Bender's tiny cupboard-like home) Fry: Hey Bender, can I use your bathroom? Bender: A 'what' room? Fry: A bathroom. Bender: A bath 'what'? Fry: A bathroom. Bender: A 'what 'what'? Fry: uhh, never mind. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 two of my favorite: the mary-poppins parody episode: Sherry Bobbins: "my name is Sherry Bobbins. I am perfect in every way." Homer: "Sooo am I" (he then scratches his butt and gulps down beer) ------------------------------------------------- Bart and Lisa: "Dad! Dad! we've done something terribly wrong!" Homer: did you wreck the family car? Bart and lisa: "NO" Homer: hmm, let's see. Did you accidentally raise the living dead through an attempt to revive snowball? Bart and lisa: "...Yea- how'd you guess?" Homer: but the car's ok? bart and lisa: "yes" Homer: ok then! (goes back to drinking beer and watching tv) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Flanders- Homer I'm really in a pickle here. Homer-...and this pickle you offer only sweetens the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Germans in power plant: We come from the land of chocolate Homer: mmmmmm, chocolate *daydreams* Homer: lalalalalalala German: Mr Simpson. Homer: lalalalala German: Mr Simpson! Homer Huh, oh, yes, we were talking about chocolate... Germans: That was ten minutes ago!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 I have another one - Homer: Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy!! *walks out* *puts head back round door* Homer: Oh by the way I was being sarcastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 And another one - *playing board game* Marge:hhmmhhmm, you got the dud! (laughs at Bart) Homer: (points at Millhouse) Hey! He looks just like you poindexter! (prob spelt that wrong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuttle24 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 homer: can i have the phone book for hokkaido, japan? librarian: here u go homer: uhhhhhh...can i use your phone? librarian: is it a local call? homer:ummmmmmmmmm....yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Bart- I'm going to Moe's. Homer- Wait. I'll go with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Lisa: Are you sure you don't want to see a Doctor, I mean a drawbidge did close on your head! Homer: Nah, I'll walk it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old_Ben Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Marge I think I know my own life. - said after denying ever being Mr. Plow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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