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oh this is such a drag

 

oh, im quite beside myself

 

oh my goodness shut me down, machines making machines. how perverse

 

i... truly.... deeply....love... you

 

how come people dont like anakins lines on tattooine, the whole "they're like animals, and i slaughtered them like animals. i thought that that part was quite well done. one of the best lines of the movie, except for "i was beginning to wonder if you'd got my mesage" "i retransmitted it just as you requested master.... then we decided to come and rescue you" obi-wan looks up "good job"

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Originally posted by OnlyOneCanoli

Anakin's line about the Sand getting everywhere and it being scratchy, and then saying it's not like Padme, who is soft.

 

" This cheese grater is all sharp and pointy, not like this cheese. This cheese is smooth and has nice taste. And it's kinda orange."

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Originally posted by Shadow Angel

Notice that no one's complained about Palpatine/Sidious' lines in the movies. Know why? Because he's so frickin' cool! He says all of his lines perfectly.

 

I think the worst is "Around the survivors, a perimeter create!" That just sounded stupid.

 

no thats because he had the total of two lines and he didnt have enough for them to be very ####ty

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Anything Natalie Portman (Padme) said. She has to be the second worst actor to ever appear in a SW movie (the WORST is the kid who played Anakin in Ep1).

 

And I think that the part where Dooku's said "It is obvious this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with the lightsaber" and then him and Yoda fight should have been replaced with this:

 

Dooku: "It is obvious this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills in a disco!"

*disco ball lowers from the ceiling. Both suddenly appear in white disco outfits with unusually large fros, and they then start to dance. Yoda soon begins to outdance Dooku, so Dooku throws a fit and drops the disco ball on Anakin and Obi-Wan*

Yoda: *using the force to lift the massive ball* "Nooo. Live, Disco must..."

And Dooku gets away :D

 

lol

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quote:

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This Party's over!

-Mace Windu

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that was my favourite quote in the movie. when windu said that, the whole cinema started laughing just becasue of it's entertainment value.

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Originally posted by HellFyre69

That quote is wrong

 

the exact words for that dooku match.. are on my sig =)

 

Exact you say? you have one word wrong actually, it should be

 

"It is obvious this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with A lightsaber"

 

But i thought the stupidest phrase in ep2 was when r2d2 bumps c3po off the ledge and he catches on to that machine and yells "It's a nightmare!"... my god was that corny.

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Originally posted by Darth Talliusc

eklin, that was hilarious. first time ive fallen out of my chair while visiting a forum (ansibles joke emporium came close once but i regained balance). sigh that was rich but i have to scold you anyways for having too much time on your hands. BAD, go to sleep BAD.

lol. Me and my sister can think up some pretty twisted sh*t sometimes (most things are inside jokes, like my mom yelling "stop it! STOP IT! That's not my name!" and then running away and hiding in the yard, so you'd have to know the whole story in order to get ;)).

And, yes, I know. I DO have too much time on my hands. And it's all brought to you by the wonders of insomnia.

Insomnia. Brought to you by the makers of Charmine, Microsoft, and the Nuke-Me-Osama doll. Any reproduction, either sexually or A-sexually, is strictly prohibited under penalty of a really big, Jabba the Hutt lookalike (who is really an Amish guy named Jabba the Hutterite) sitting on you, and then microwaving live chickens in an attempt to create popcorn chicken.

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No jedi dying in the battle?

 

Hello!! the arena, we even saw a few falling down right by the survivors feet.

(anakin said "today", the arena battle and the clones vs droids battle happened in the same day.)

 

Anyway the worst lines:

 

1. "this party's over" - Mace Windu (you're a jedi, not Shaft)

 

2. c3po's lines in the arena.

 

3. "It is obvius that this contest can not be decides by our knowledge of the force (if he would have stopped here and just ignited his sabre it would have been a pretty cool line), zaaap, but by our skills with a lightsabre" - Darth Tyrannus

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"I hate it when he does that" -Obi wan, after anakin jumps out of the speeder, thousands of feet in the air.

 

one of my favorite lines in the movie, yet also one of the cheesiest: Anakin "where are you going master?" Obi wan "to get a drink"

 

ooooooh, and after obi wan cut off the bounty hunter on courusant's arm anakin says "jedi business, go back to your drinks."

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The thing that bugged me most of all about ep2 is how terrible an actor haydn (anakin) is. What bugges me more is that george lucas most likely won't get ride of him because he does'nt care about actors just special effects mostly.There were some good parts in the movie though like when that alien tried to sell obi wan death sticks and he used mine trick on him.

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I thought the Dooku line was cool! Everyone seems to hate it. Maybe I'm just a Dooku fan. And Yoda's lines too.

 

What bugged me was the majority of Anakin's lines, like, how he said "I HATE THEM!" and Threepio's annoyingness in the arena

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Youre right, Sam Jackson isn't Shaft, HES JULES WINFIELD OUR MAN FROM INGLEWOOD. Lol i know when he delivered that line i caught a little glimpse of Jules in him right there and when me and my brother saw that we just started laughing our asses off! Just the look he gives with taht line is great.

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