Guardian Omega Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 You can post both game and real-life things. Game: This takes the cake: I got bankrupt from the very start of Rebellion Real life: I can do 50 push-ups, but only 1 pull-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 When I played JK2 18 hours straight, went to the post office and waved my hand to the sliding doors... Didn't I feel like a fucking idiot like 20 seconds after I realised what I have done.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Originally posted by Guardian Omega Real life: I can do 50 push-ups, but only 1 pull-up. same with me i can do as many push-ups as you like but i cant do even one pull-up ok funneyest thing that has ever happened to me on a game is on RTCW. a couple of nazis are fireing at me so i duck behind a chain link fence and one nazi throws a granade at the fence and blows up the rest of them. it dosent sound funney if you read it but if you saw it you would burst out laughing. ok funney thing in real life. my cat is one of the best hunters, its also one of the most talkitive cats. so one day i just got up and i let my cat outside and a few hours later it comes home with a bird in its mouth so i go out side to see, she meows at me and the bird flys like a bat out of hell out of her mouth and so she goes chaseing after it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 JK1: I played all the way through to the end of the game and I defeated all seven of the Dark Jedi with no problem. I went on multiplayer on the zone [shudders] with the SBX 3.1 mod, I ran up to the mesa in BattleGround Jedi and then a guy was up there, I passed him, he Force pushed me off the mesa, I went flying, slammed into the ship, health went down dramatically, and hit the ground, died. After twelve hours of game play, killed so easily. Real life: At school, my shadow has an odd resembalance to Desann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibballin Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 this happen to me in a game. i was playing return to castle wolfentien online and i had a gernade but i didnt mean to throw it so i held it and i didnt want to get blown up so i threw behind me but it bounce off the wall and blew up like four of my men including a medic. right after that happen i got booted:( i said i was sorry edit- oh i didnt see whitedragons post but thats the same thing that happen except i was on the wrong end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_mcclaydia Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Funniest thing that ever happened. I was eight years old and I was in the bathtub. And I farted and I was so ammused that I continued to pass gas deliberatly. Pushing as hard as I could until I felt phecis slide out and man it was so scary I jump out of the bathtub faster then George Bush can speak. It surfaced like a submarine, haven't taken a bath since. Funniest gaming story, In Half Life i placed 300 satchel pads and like 50 trip mines in this room and waited for someone to join the server. When he came In the room I blew them all up its was so laggy, the worst noise I ever heard in my life. But to top it all off I crashed the server. So funny since it wasn't my server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 fell asleep in the middle of the day, then i woke up at 7:00pm thinking it was 7:00am and i was all rushing to get ready for school then when i ran into the kitchen and saw my mom cooking dinner and my dad on the computer:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 or the time i went to the kitchen to pour myself a glass of soda, then i got the cup out and set it upside down, then started pouring soda but the cap was on the bottle, i did this for about 10 sec till i realized what the f-ck was really going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Real life: (Okay, this wasn't me, but its just too good to pass up) My friend once told me this story. She had this dream that a murderer was in her house and he had killed her mom, dad, brother and dogs (seriously), and then there was a clash of lightning and she saw a silhouette behind the curtains, so she grabs a broom and attacks the curtains. Then she woke up to find that she actually went downstairs and was tangled up in the curtains. Her mom heard her and came downstairs. I can only guess what happened at that point. In game: I was playing the ffa_bespin map, and we were all gathered in a circle arond the platform suspended above the abyss. I was standing on the edge, waiting for a duel, (with saber down) and some guy starts attacking me. I turn on my saber, and he backs up. He then jumps at me and I force pull him. He flies over my head right off the edge of the platform. Then I tell him, "I'll thank you not to do that again." Three guys said "lol" and someone else said "pwned." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi wannabe Posted August 4, 2002 Share Posted August 4, 2002 Real Life:1: This happened the other day, I was riding my bike with my friend and we came to this empty parking area that had grit on the floor my friend did a straight skid and I did a curved skid it was about a 180 but insted of lifting my leg up I kept it out so it touched the ground my leg then started to do the splits and I fell over and the bike fell on me, the funney thing was it did not hurt i was just stunned for a bit. 2:We then decided to go back to my house and on the way my foot came off the pedel and it hit the front tyre my foot got stuck in the fork at the front and I fell over the handle bars and the bike fell onto of me again! the funney thing was I only got a small scratch and I was sort of stunned for a sec. My bike I completly busted now!! i hand to wheel it home! And trust me I am not lying but now even the slightest thing hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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