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90) if you say that you own all the time without proof or anyone to back you up

91) if you use the excuse 'i wasnt trying' ever

 

on a side note i do acknowledge people that are my superiors, but not some idiot who goes on these forums and makes up lies about our clan and others and says stuff like

 

'thanks HK boys never showed. Thanks to you two Bf guys for showing. Well get them next time.'

 

when on that same day our clan had a twl tournament and we were all on our server thus none of us could make it to the scrim anyways. you really need to get your **** straight before you open your fat, popcorn stuffing, candy eating, **** smelling mouth you JEDEYE MASTAR SABAR DEULIN WANNAB. :D

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92 You wonder how to pick up those floating guns, you can't find a "pick up" key

93 You stand still for 5 min in 1st person mode because you are trying to see your feet, but you can't find it!

94 You use a red saber when you play the dark side, and a blue saber when you are playing the light side.

95 You never use the Stormtrooper becasue you think that you will act dumber and weild the saber ineffectivly

96 You press the right mouse button when being shot at becasue you think that it is the block button, and wonder why you die.

97 While holding the Trip mine, you press the alt attack button and wonder why you die.

98 You think the byrar pistol is the best weapon, since it comes with a saber.

99 You stay idle for the entire game wonder how to get a stun baton

100 In CTF, you wonder why you can't catch your own flag

101 Since jedi block shots when they are spinning, you wonder why you die when you spin around at a merc.

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102.) You bicker like children and use every other persons post as a new way to make pot shots at them.

 

103.) You hate people just because they don't agree with you or don't believe every word you say at the drop of a hat even when you're constantly lacking proof.

 

104.) You hate/make fun of Psionic Jedi. Hes a pretty cool guy even though I only played with him a couple times.

 

151.) (Lets skip some so we can just say we used the next 47 posts for stupid reasons but dont actually do so) If you run away from people durring a dueling game because you're low on health.

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today a user named "whore" was on our server BFCarnage.com 1.04 and he kept saying you guys cheat. ..

 

so.. today i would say your a noob if you say "you guys are cheating." or accusing anyone of cheating in general. in the times that i have played i have yet to see a cheat.

 

he did this for about 6 times then i said .. thats it. and "admin-silenced" him. he didnt like that as he left about 1 minute later.

 

to annoy him i also told him that we where all cheating except him.

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