Kjølen Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Homer: I can't believe that your making me mad saved my life, thanks son. Bart: Your not welcome. Homer: Dfff!...Your trying to make me mad arent you? Thanks. Bart: *says some rude remark* Homer: Grr....awww... I love you, boy. Bart: Haha, you love a boy! Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *chokes Bart* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 Did that happen in an episode?...it's not too funny...must be an old one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Oh you did not just dis Kjølen...you're gonna hear about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *Homer picks up ax* Marge: what are going to do Homer: something I should've done a long time ago *Homer turns towards Bart* Homer: I'll teach you to mess with my machine! Bart: Ahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Mhm ...all of the above...and super absorbant burley paper towels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Screamapillar: AhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHahhhhhhhhhhhAHHhhhh That episode was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Cal_da_Darth Did that happen in an episode?...it's not too funny...must be an old one. actually, that episode was fairly recent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 It was the Homer, the incedible and amazing hulk. LOL guy: your not the hulk! I AM! *Makes growling noises and rips shirt* *nothing happens* Guy: ahhh but I really could.... Comicbook guy: *leads guy back into comic shop* yes but i wish you had the power to leave my store... *Homer is trying to hide from mutants, driving away fast in car* *mutants follow* *Homer skids into his lawn and the mutants do shortly after* *Homer runs into the house slamming the door and resting on it* Ding Dong. Homer: Ahhh, that better not be the mutants. *opens door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted September 9, 2002 Author Share Posted September 9, 2002 Originally posted by talldudeX Mhm ...all of the above...and super absorbant burley paper towels LOL! Use them to absorb a lake! Mr. Burns: "What are you doing in my corpse hatch? Chief Wiggum?! Uh...I mean...innosence tube..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 *teletubbies chase Homer* *Homer runs into Church* Homer: Please Reverend, help me! *Garbage can flies through window* *Elmo pops out* Elmo: Elmo knows where you live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 *Homer runs into abandon ally from PBS* *Loud Eagle shreech* *A very mad Big Bird lands in front of Homer and attacks him* ________________ *Homer dies from eating broccoli, and is sent back to earth to do a good deed* *Homers ghost is in the kitchen where marge is wondering how a piece of broccoli killed homer* *Homer picks up broccoli* Homer: Pff! How stupid was I? *Eats broccoli....chokes and sprawls on the ground.* *A ghost of Homer rises out of him ghost* *In heaven* Homer: I tried the broccoli again.... Saint Peter: (annoyed) Ugh...you have 23 hours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 Homer: Don't worry son, people die everyday. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 *bart shivering in bed* *Homer jumps through* Homer: HEYBARTWANTSOMEBROWNIES Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHHH Homer: C'mon get it while their hot *Homer leaves* *Bart's shuddering* *Homer jumps back in* Homer:HEYBOYLIKEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?! Bart:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 13, 2002 Share Posted September 13, 2002 Mr. Burns: ...but you must find the Jade monkey before the next full moon! Smithers: Uh, actually sir, we found the Jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment Mr. Burns: And the Ice Picks and Ski maps? Smithers: *nods* Mr. Burns: Excellent, everything is falling into place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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