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Darth Homer

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That happens to me all the time! I'll be working when all of a sudden I'll blurt out some movie quote and everybody looks at me really funny!

 

"Nobody steps in a church in my town!"

 

"She's sleeping above the covers."

"Lot's of people sleep above the covers, Peter."

"Five FEET above the covers?!"

 

"Cats and dogs sleeping togethor...MASS HYSTERIA!"

 

"I can't believe I just mortgaged the house!"

"It's okay, Ray. Lots of people have three mortgages"

 

"Ray, next time someone asks you if you're a god...SAY YES!"

 

"Nimble little vixon, isn't she?"

 

"what's to worry? Each of us has an un-licensed particle accelerator strpped to their back"

 

"Roaches."

"Yeah, big ones! Take your head clean off!"

 

:D

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