Not Very Nice, Not Very Nice at all.

[scabb]

I was recently sent this TXT file by a friend from college.

It's cruel of me to forward it on, but I find it amusing, and there's no harm in it. Hopefully.

Everything typed from now on is part of the text file:

 

************Conversation.txt************

 

The following remark was posted in the guestbook of one of my college peers, who we shall refer to as 'Modo'

All names have been changed, because, I feel sorry for the guy.

 

From: Modo's Dad

Email: Modosdad@shawshank.com

Location: PRISON >

 

Hey son. How are you. Im having a lovely time in prison. Listen, Im sorry that I molested you, and all those other people. It was an accident, honest, and boy am I paying for it here! Watch out how you untie your shoelaces!

Lots of Love,

 

-Dad

 

And here's the conversation we just had:

 

<Modo> did you post that frankly pathetic post on the guestbook?

<Me> No.

<Me> Will came up with the idea.

<Me> And Fred told Harry to submit it.

<Modo> ¬_¬

<Me> I swear.

<Modo> yes, i belvie YOU

<Me> He thinks that your father is in prison, or at least that's the rumour that he's spreading.

<Me> Modo: I wrote it (taking suggestions, of course)

<Modo> mkay

<Me> But then I stopped. Because I felt it was tight, and I didn't know if the rumours were true or not.

<Modo> *rolleyes*

<Me> Well, are they?

<Modo> 4 yeras ago, my dad went to prison, yes.

<Me> Ooh, what for?

<Modo> sexual assualt

<Me> ****.

<Me> Sorry.

<Me> What did he actually do? Anything bad?

<Modo> sexually assualted a mental patient

<Modo> now tell me, should I suffer more thatn i already have for him doing htat?

<Me> No.

<Modo> lost all our moeny, only recently with my mum getting hre new job have we been assured of keeping the house and the car

<Modo> this is why i am poor see

<Modo> mmk.

<Modo> THOMAS knows most of this anyway

<Modo> as my sister was mates with his brother

<Modo> thus why i hate tom

<Me> Oh.

<Me> Now you must hate me too.

<Modo> no

<Modo> easy mistkae

<Modo> ive forgiven Ben and Mark, who were my best mates when it happedn adn treated me like **** too

<Me> Don't worry, Im not the type to blackmail. I prefer to extort.

<Modo> lol

<Modo> i dunno why im trusting you witht his, but if oyu are immature enugh to do anything with it, then you will be much lower than anyone else

<Me> Yes.

<Me> I am not that immature.

<Modo> i hope not

[Erwin_Br]

Who is <me>? Is that you or your friend?

 

--Erwin

 

PS: Oh yeah, I feel sorry for this Modo guy. He must have had a hard time, or he wouldn't make that much grammar and spelling mistakes.

[Erwin_Br]

Watch out how you untie your shoelaces!

 

I think most people untie their laces and kick off their shoes before dropping their pants.

 

But I guess those men in prison must have a d*beep!* of steel to punch through trousers.

 

Oh boy.

 

--Erwin

[scabb]

No, the <Me> guy is not me personally, although I do know who it is. I would never stoop to such lows.

[jannar85]

I feel sorry for the guy. Poor guy....

[BooJaka]

Originally posted by scabb

No, the <Me> guy is not me personally, although I do know who it is. I would never stoop to such lows.

 

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