scabb Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 I was recently sent this TXT file by a friend from college. It's cruel of me to forward it on, but I find it amusing, and there's no harm in it. Hopefully. Everything typed from now on is part of the text file: ************Conversation.txt************ The following remark was posted in the guestbook of one of my college peers, who we shall refer to as 'Modo' All names have been changed, because, I feel sorry for the guy. From: Modo's Dad Email: Modosdad@shawshank.com Location: PRISON > Hey son. How are you. Im having a lovely time in prison. Listen, Im sorry that I molested you, and all those other people. It was an accident, honest, and boy am I paying for it here! Watch out how you untie your shoelaces! Lots of Love, -Dad And here's the conversation we just had: <Modo> did you post that frankly pathetic post on the guestbook? <Me> No. <Me> Will came up with the idea. <Me> And Fred told Harry to submit it. <Modo> ¬_¬ <Me> I swear. <Modo> yes, i belvie YOU <Me> He thinks that your father is in prison, or at least that's the rumour that he's spreading. <Me> Modo: I wrote it (taking suggestions, of course) <Modo> mkay <Me> But then I stopped. Because I felt it was tight, and I didn't know if the rumours were true or not. <Modo> *rolleyes* <Me> Well, are they? <Modo> 4 yeras ago, my dad went to prison, yes. <Me> Ooh, what for? <Modo> sexual assualt <Me> ****. <Me> Sorry. <Me> What did he actually do? Anything bad? <Modo> sexually assualted a mental patient <Modo> now tell me, should I suffer more thatn i already have for him doing htat? <Me> No. <Modo> lost all our moeny, only recently with my mum getting hre new job have we been assured of keeping the house and the car <Modo> this is why i am poor see <Modo> mmk. <Modo> THOMAS knows most of this anyway <Modo> as my sister was mates with his brother <Modo> thus why i hate tom <Me> Oh. <Me> Now you must hate me too. <Modo> no <Modo> easy mistkae <Modo> ive forgiven Ben and Mark, who were my best mates when it happedn adn treated me like **** too <Me> Don't worry, Im not the type to blackmail. I prefer to extort. <Modo> lol <Modo> i dunno why im trusting you witht his, but if oyu are immature enugh to do anything with it, then you will be much lower than anyone else <Me> Yes. <Me> I am not that immature. <Modo> i hope not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin_Br Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Who is <me>? Is that you or your friend? --Erwin PS: Oh yeah, I feel sorry for this Modo guy. He must have had a hard time, or he wouldn't make that much grammar and spelling mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin_Br Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 Quote Watch out how you untie your shoelaces! I think most people untie their laces and kick off their shoes before dropping their pants. But I guess those men in prison must have a d*beep!* of steel to punch through trousers. Oh boy. --Erwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted October 14, 2002 Author Share Posted October 14, 2002 No, the <Me> guy is not me personally, although I do know who it is. I would never stoop to such lows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannar85 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I feel sorry for the guy. Poor guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooJaka Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Quote Originally posted by scabb No, the <Me> guy is not me personally, although I do know who it is. I would never stoop to such lows. Sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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