Darth Groovy Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Post em if you got em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 Ok, include jokes as well, here's one of my favorites: A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his bald head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note which reads: Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. BTW do you all like my new avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 mmmmmm, a dog in bow-tie with a cigar...... interesting, lol, it's great and i love the last pic with the little scared fedex man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Don't you watch Conan?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 obviously not, what is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 The Conan O'Brien show is a hilarious late night tv show (Live David Letterman) Triumph the comic dog is one of the offspring of that show's genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by ckcsaber The Conan O'Brien show is a hilarious late night tv show (Live David Letterman) Triumph the comic dog is one of the offspring of that show's genius. i don't think we have that in the uk at the moment, we only got letterman a while back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Sorry. Its really a hilarious show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 19, 2002 Author Share Posted October 19, 2002 God, only Letterman? Life must be depressing in the UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy God, only Letterman? Life must be depressing in the UK! now you see why brits moan all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 19, 2002 Author Share Posted October 19, 2002 Well i'm sorry to hear that Sivy, but here is a little snippit of one of my favorite Triumph bits: Enjoy! http://www.cfox.com/geeks/geekstuff/triumph_starwars.wmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Thats funny. Nice clip Groovy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Triumph is reaaly famous now. I think he was at the grammy's (or was it the emmys?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 20, 2002 Author Share Posted October 20, 2002 I think I saw him at Gramma Emmy's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 21, 2002 Author Share Posted October 21, 2002 You know that creepy feeling you get when something goes bump in the night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarlacc Food Posted October 21, 2002 Share Posted October 21, 2002 hahahahahhaaahahhahahahah!!!! i cant stop laughting.-.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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