NiKo Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 ...SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS, so that no pirate prisoners could put anything else there... But just then, Wally, dressed in a prisoners uniform,showed up near guybrush... "what are you in for?" guybrush asked Wally, and wally said....
Kjølen Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 Just sat there grinning sardonically until Guybrush finally stopped crying like a baby, suddenly, he saw, bailing him out was...
SamNMax Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 ... Took Wally's monicle... again. Then the door opened and Elain was at the door and said...
Acrylic Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 ...Guybrush? Why are you her with this boy? Are you...are you...are you...GAY?why didnt you tell me sooner? and elaine ran out the door carrying a.....
NiKo Posted November 16, 2002 Posted November 16, 2002 Lechuckomator 1820 zombie dildo deluxe® Guybrush tried running after her, but he slipped and fell 200 feet straight down into a....
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 17, 2002 Author Posted November 17, 2002 200 feet hole. gb started wailing, "Oh, god, im really screwed: elaine thinks im gay, wally is blind and stuck in the jail full of horny pirates, im stuck in this 200 feet hole and this pencil is really annoying him." Then he heard, "guybrush? is that really u?" "who's there?" he replyed, and the voice answered: "Y, ITS ME...
Acrylic Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 ...your pet hampster Henry that you lost in 1st grade! I've come here to eat your brain out because I'm hungry as hell and I havent eaten since...
NiKo Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 i got lost at sea..." but as the hamster aproached guybrush, something happened! a rope was handed down to guybrush from up the hole. guybrush climbed the rope and found Lechuck at the end of the rope...he smiled and said...
Deadmeat_X Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 ...do you want to marry me?" LeChuck, who had been following GB's every move, didn't find this strange at all, and so they went to a church, got married, and after that went to LeChucks bedroom. In there...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 18, 2002 Author Posted November 18, 2002 ******************CENSURED******************* next morning he woke up with hangover, his head was hurting as hell and he couldnt even open his eyes. When he finally managed to open them, he saw that naked LeChuck laying by his side. He shouted "NOT AGAIN!!!" and then he turned to the camera and said: "see kids, thats y u shouldnt get drunk. Bad things could happen to u, for instance, in the drunken state, u could use your pants as a flag, just like...
NiKo Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 stupid blue haired idiots.... guybrush tried climbing out of bed without waking up lechuck, but lechucks arm was around guybrushes neck. so in order to move his hand gently without waking him up, guybrushed used his...
Kjølen Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 stick. When he got out he desided to run and get a divorce do that he could...
Acrylic Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 Eat. Eat like the wind. Then he noticed, His pet hampster was crawling up behind him, about to bite his neck, but...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 18, 2002 Author Posted November 18, 2002 the hamister died. of hunger. gb decided to leave and pretend nothing happened. hopefully, LeChuck would forget about that too. he though of leaving, but he was worried that there might b guards. thankfully the pirate guarding the door...
Kjølen Posted November 18, 2002 Posted November 18, 2002 Dies of old age suddenly. Then, divorced, Guybrush traveled to Monkey Island, were Elaine was sunbathing. He went to the priest ghost and he said that Guybrush was forgiven for divorce, as he was under heavy kegs of Grog. So Guybrush grabbed Elaine and brought her to the church and married her. Then....
Acrylic Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 they had sex. They had a baby boy and named him...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 19, 2002 Author Posted November 19, 2002 hipsilophodonte. but 9 months b4 the kid was born, gb was just laying down in bed, by elaine, with a smile bigger than his face, when suddenly, the door was kicked down, and...
Kjølen Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 And Inuyasha was standing there. Guybrush, wondering how the heck a demon-dog could be in a Monkey Island story, asked "How the heck a demon-dog could be in a Monkey Island story?" Inuyasha just walkied into the room then just realized it was the new moon that day ran away before he changed into a human. That left Guybrush and Elaine very confused so they decided to investigate by not doing anything. Then the door broke again and standing there was...
Acrylic Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 lechuck. he walked in with a pack o Trojans. He said, "Why didnt you use these? now ur gonna have a baby and im not gonna be able to kill you guys, because that would be unfair to the baby....so you are just gonna have to wait.....in the mean time....im gonna kill ......................................"
Kjølen Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 myself for thinking Trojans will help someone have a baby(). But I'm already dead so i decide i will leave you so i can....
Drunken_Sailor Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 .... My great uncle who died 100 years ago, but I'll be back, you can be sure of that! Then he left and wasn't seen again, until ...
NiKo Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 ...untill 5 minutes later, when he came back to confest his love to guybrush...guybrush, with tears in his eyes, cried out..
Aimee Posted November 19, 2002 Posted November 19, 2002 great uncle.... i am your father ... you cannot love me! I must leave now to melee island to fulfil:monkey4: my dream of becoming a dancing monkey seller....
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 19, 2002 Author Posted November 19, 2002 ELAINE: *slaps guybrush* Guybrush, wtf wt heck r u talking about? GUYBRUSH: hum, im not sure. ELAINE: LeChuck, rnt u supposed to love me? LECHUCK: oh, yeah, i forgot. Well, in that case, i ll just kidnap u again and leave this pack o Trojans here (wotever this is) GUYBRUSH: wait a minute... no nm... no wait... yes... wait a minute, theres something wrong here: ...
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