Kjølen Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 I found this in another forum, but I get very starnge slogans a lot. PUT IN YOUR NAME, HALARIOUS. O.o;;; http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan Please Don't Squeeze The Kjølen. Go To Work On A Kjølen. Kjølen - The Freshmaker! That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Kjølen. And Kjølen is pronounced colon so... ugh.... Prolongs Active Kjølen. Biting the Hand that Feeds Kjølen. Good Kjølen Has Danish Written All Over It. Kjølen Makes Everything Better. I Want My Kjølen. Got Kjølen? Have a Break. Have a Kjølen. Cuts Kjølen Time in Half. Wow I just added in my name for fun and look: With A Name Like Steve, It Has To Be Good. Coincedence There's First Love, and There's Steve Love. O.o;;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 A Smooth-Running Niko is a Relaxing Experience. Because Niko Can't Drive. Everything We Do is Driven by Niko. Life's Pretty Straight Without Niko. (the gay jokes forever haunt me) Half the Niko, All the Taste. A Finger of Niko is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (yeah...well guess which finger) When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Niko Overnight. A Day Without Niko is Like a Day Without Sunshine. Behold the Power of Niko Let's Face The Music and Niko The Real Smell of Niko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Oh, and let's not forget: Niko, just do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 We Do Cocaine Right. Too Orangey for Cocaine. Poppin' Fresh Cocaine. It's a Cocaine Adventure. Make It A Cocaine Night. The Curiously Strong Cocaine. Cocaine is so Bracing. Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Cocaine. The Cocaine That Refreshes. Better Ingredients, Better Cocaine. It's Cocaine Time. Cocaine Prevents That Sinking Feeling. Cocaine - The Best A Man Can Get. Where Cocaine is a Pleasure. Welcome To Cocaine Country. For Mash, Get Cocaine. Cocaine Makes Everything Better. The Best Part of Waking Up is Cocaine in Your Cup. But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Cocaine. Nobody Does It Like Cocaine. Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Cocaine. Nothing Acts Faster Than Cocaine. Oh Hungry? Oh Cocaine. Probably The Best Cocaine In The World. Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Cocaine. And the best ones are: Does the Hard Cocaine for You. Get the Cocaine Habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 Al. It's What's For Dinner. The Al That Refreshes. Feel The Raw Naked Al Of The Road. Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Al Knows for Sure. The Non-Sticky Sticky Al. Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Volume Button. I Bet He Drinks Volume Button. Probably The Best Volume Button In The World. Welcome To Volume Button Country. Watch Out, There's a Volume Button About. I'm Only Here For The Hole In The Wall. It's Just For Me And My Hole In The Wall. Come See the Softer Side of Hole In The Wall. See the US In Your Hole In The Wall Get The Hole In The Wall Out. Can You Tell Crap From Butter? Do The Crap. The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Crap. There's Always Room For Crap. Crap Just Feels Right. Behold the Power of Díck. Díck - The Best A Man Can Get. Good To The Last Díck. We Bring Díck to Life. I Like The Díck In You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 It's Not TV. It's Acrylicguitar. The Acrylicguitar Goes Straight to your Head. You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Acrylicguitar. An Acrylicguitar Is Forever. Takes an Acrylicguitar but it Keeps on Tickin'. Top Breeders Recommend Acrylicguitar. Things Go Better with Acrylicguitar. It's an Acrylicguitar Adventure. An Acrylicguitar A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play. The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Acrylicguitar. Make Someone Happy with an Acrylicguitar. Acrylicguitar is so Bracing. Mild Green Acrylicguitar Liquid. A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Acrylicguitar. Did Somebody Say Acrylicguitar? If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as an Acrylicguitar. Choosy Mothers Choose Acrylicguitar. Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Acrylicguitar. Grab Life by the Acrylicguitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 You Can't Get Quicker Than a Neil Fitter. Give that man a Neil Get the Neil out Neil-The fresh maker Kills all Known Neil- Dead Welcome to Neil Country Go crack a Neil Fill it to the rim with Neil Mom's like you choose Neil Probably the best Neil in the world In only everything in life was as reliable as a Neil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 This is stupid! The Lighter Way To Enjoy Drunken_sailor. Wouldn't You Like To Be A Drunken_sailor Too? Cleans Your Floor Without Drunken_sailor. Never Knowingly Drunken_sailor. Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Drunken_sailor from the Oven. Go To Work On A Drunken_sailor. Don't Say Brown, Say "Drunken_sailor". Grab Life by the Drunken_sailor. The Drunken_sailor of Confidence. Drunken_sailor Just Feels Right. Drunken_sailor - Australian for Beer. Makes Exceedingly Good Drunken_sailor. --------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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