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The Cantina 7.5- The Holiday Special!!!!!


Deac

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Rwos: Oh don't be so pessimistic, you look fine. Just crouch a little!

 

*attempts to squeeze his seven-foot body, complete with wings and tail, into a four-foot Jawa cloak* She'll never recognize us! And if she does, by some impossible slim chance, realize that we aren't Jawas...

 

*opens a box of eyeglasses*

 

Just wear a pair of these, and she'll never recognize you!

 

*Rwos hands out glasses to the rest of the party*

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*Reletha bursts open the door*

 

Reletha: Jawa coats?! What would...Starkiller!

 

*Lokpihet yawns*

 

Lokpihet: I knew they were coming. It was in the script

 

Reletha: Keep your voice down!

 

Deac: Hah! Now surrender our gift items!

 

*The Cargo bay door suddenly bursts open and in steps*

 

Everyone: SYRNL!!!!

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*Syrnl laughs*

 

Syrnl: This wouldn't be a Christmas Special without me! By the way, Reletha, have you noticed that the ship is about to crash on Tatooine?

 

Reletha: Lokpihet! That was your job to watch the helm!

 

*Lokpihet shrugs. The ship crashes and crushes the presents*

 

Reletha: NOOOO!

 

*Deac stands*

 

Deac: This time is not for presents...it is for love and peace!

 

*Snow begins to fall*

 

Oh wait...they're all right! Here you go, Rwos!

 

*Credits begin to roll*

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CANTINA!

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