Deac Posted December 19, 2002 Author Share Posted December 19, 2002 *Wears Jawa cloak* I'm a bit tall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 20, 2002 Share Posted December 20, 2002 Rwos: Oh don't be so pessimistic, you look fine. Just crouch a little! *attempts to squeeze his seven-foot body, complete with wings and tail, into a four-foot Jawa cloak* She'll never recognize us! And if she does, by some impossible slim chance, realize that we aren't Jawas... *opens a box of eyeglasses* Just wear a pair of these, and she'll never recognize you! *Rwos hands out glasses to the rest of the party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 20, 2002 Author Share Posted December 20, 2002 *Deac and co sit in the cargo hold as the ship approaches Reletha's ship* Boy, this hurts my knees. Uh-oh *They hear the sound of a tractor beam* They got us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 22, 2002 Author Share Posted December 22, 2002 *Reletha bursts open the door* Reletha: Jawa coats?! What would...Starkiller! *Lokpihet yawns* Lokpihet: I knew they were coming. It was in the script Reletha: Keep your voice down! Deac: Hah! Now surrender our gift items! *The Cargo bay door suddenly bursts open and in steps* Everyone: SYRNL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Rwos: SYRNL!!! *ignites saber* Wait... *turns off saber* Ummm... *turns saber back on* *turns saber back off* *to Deac* Is he a bad guy in this episode or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 23, 2002 Author Share Posted December 23, 2002 *Syrnl laughs* Syrnl: This wouldn't be a Christmas Special without me! By the way, Reletha, have you noticed that the ship is about to crash on Tatooine? Reletha: Lokpihet! That was your job to watch the helm! *Lokpihet shrugs. The ship crashes and crushes the presents* Reletha: NOOOO! *Deac stands* Deac: This time is not for presents...it is for love and peace! *Snow begins to fall* Oh wait...they're all right! Here you go, Rwos! *Credits begin to roll* MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CANTINA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 No Jawas, wamprats, nor miscellaneous backup characters were harmed in the making of this presentation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 24, 2002 Author Share Posted December 24, 2002 *Deac opens his present* Cyborg Joint oil! And it's that expensive perfumed stuff! The ladies will love it! Thank you, Rwos! *Hugs Rwos* Now open my present! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 *Rwos opens his own present* Grade-A Stone Polish! Just what I've always wanted! Thank you so much, Deac! *Christmas music plays as Tatooine becomes layered in two inches of snow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Elder Irvine: "Am I too late?" Janitor: *sweeping the stage* "Go home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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