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Originally posted by Neil Joshi

maybe NiKo could be Murray

 

 

You BET!

 

I'm murray now!

 

well, after being thrown away by feral, and then thrown away by Kjo, I am a bit pissed...I begin to feel a slight drop of rain on my skull, and so I panic a bit. I see deadmeats hole.

I hop in, and seeing as there is not enough place for both of us, I bite Deadmeats butt. Deadmeat jumps out of the hole and I keep laughing and repeating just how evil I am.

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meanwhile

 

water is starting to enter my sealed cave. i start digging to enlarge my cave, and use the mud as cement in between the rocks. this way, the more i dig the safer i ll b.

 

if everything should fail, i just destroy a piece of my wall and start doing the same thing as kjo, only i ll attach myself somewehre with my rubberband to prevent me from being dragged by the current. but i dont think it will fail, i think at the end of the storm, this is how its going to get

 

| -> 0.5m

 

________________
|         |||_-_-_-_
|         |||
|_-_-_-_-_|||  water
|________|||______

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I'm outside the hole? Why did I do that?!? It doesn't make any sense. I get back in the hole, pick up that bastard skull and throw away as far as I can...bye Murray!

 

I sit in my hole and wait...

 

 

 

 

BTW

 

**sigh** if you want to deadmeat, you can draw it.

Hooray! Wait here!

 

you got the whole bucket thing from "Waterworld"

Never seen it.

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*stays in my box, clipping my nails with my knife... la dee da dee da...*

*Uses mass of toenail clippings and fingernail clipping, to reinforce my wall, like paperclips to hold the padding.*

 

*waits for the taskmaster to finally end the storm and declare the analasis*

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the storms heer till tuesday. of course the monsoon doesn't actually last that long, let's give it twelve hours, how bout that. so after twelve hours, the storm stops. but you can still play around in the storm until tuesday when i officially call it over.

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okay, so considering Al's leaving tommorrow morning, i'll start the next task today. the monsson stops and we have some survivors. but one is missing who is it?

 

 

well this was tough one, out of kjo, feral, al, deadmeat and, hang weren't there five of you. oh well. anyway. lets review. deadmeat was imaginative and came up with amusing pictures whilst running around like a maniac. Al uses maths and logic to live. Kjo uses a crude method of rocks and toenail clippings to live and feral digs a hole.

 

the dead man has to be Kjolen. sorry, but toenail clippings will not reinforce a wall and even if it did, you'd need more that what you can come up with. the water gushes in crushing our bravce hero. long live his spirit (which will now haunt the island along with xwing)

 

okay, now fotr the next task. simple really. the volcano erupts. slowly but surely, motlen rock and magma starts to creep down all of the sides of the volcano. your task is to live. so go ahead.

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erm, hold on...I (murray) was stuck in k-jos wall..

does that mean I'm dead too?

 

(edit)

nah...i'm dead already...f'got

 

 

 

meanwhile, while everyone notices the volcano, I stand...well...recline on a rock in the middle of a forest clearing, calling the dead spirits (Kjo and Xwing) for a meeting in which we will discuss terrorising the island evily and interupt in the others plans of survival

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[Note to Feral: I was the one complaining about being thirsty, not Murray.]

 

*floats back and picks up Murray*

 

Damn, you're still here, I was hoping the monsoon woulda got ya. No prob though. You'll enjoy the warmth of the lava oozing from the volcano.

 

*floats to the lava and gets ready to throw Murray in*

 

Why did I bring you along anyways? In what way could you have helped me?

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what!? no no let me down you dumb dead idiot!!

i mean..i mean...please dont kill me..again...

i'm still trying to get over the trauma of my last death experience...

 

listen! we can be a team! we'll rule this island together!

with my brains, and your body...

just think about it!

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but you have a really niiiiii-iiiiiice body...

 

NO NO! i'm not hitting on you!!

 

it's just that, well, we could make you the brains, but i dont even HAVE a body....so....that would make no sense

 

besides, you dont wanna throw me in that lava pool... i make a GREAT doorstop!

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well, i was thinking - we sabotage all their plans from hiding from the lava, they die, we turn them into our little army of the undead...and they shall serve me....erm..i mean US, as our slaves forever!...we can even make them play 'who's line is it anyway'...just think how EVIL that would be...!

 

then, everytime a soul is trapped on this island, we'll kill him too, and so our little army shall grow untill we'll be UN-stopable!

 

 

Muahahahaahaha!

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I watch this...strange conversation continue for quite a while, whilst I try to decide what to do. An idea strikes me; if SX can lift Murray, why can't he lift me? However, I really don't want to be floating around with SX...I never know what he could do. Instead, I go and find Kjølen, who says...

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That's it!

you're on your own!

 

*leaps out of Xwings arm and lands on a plank*

 

I'm taking my buisness someplace else where I'm apreciated...

now if you'll exuse me, i'm going to look for K-jo, who is a much nicer spirit!

 

*lava picks up raft, by using a stick i navigate myself on the pool of lava as if i'm on a raft*

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*knocks Murray from the Plank towards the lava, and catches him at the last moment, he then floats up to the volcano and down inside and hold Murray a few inches above the lava*

 

Murray, Murray, Murray. This Partnership isn't over. Or do you think it is, because then I'll just drop you and save myself hassle, you should be happy I put up with you.

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(niko knows that...Murray doesnt):p

 

 

Ayyeee!!!!

 

*bites a branch and hangs on....*

 

 

*just hangs there*

 

 

(edit) - darn...looks like Xwing and i wrote something at the same time.

 

*spits in xwings eye, while xwing is blinded, i leap straight on feral, and make big puppy dog eyes (yes, with the eye sockets) and say "please dont throw me away or let Xwing get me"

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