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*this post won't make sence unless you know the song

Rock me Amadeus by Falco, or have seen the great video

made by the guys who created it.*

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Jabba on the Dais!

 

ooo! Jabba on the Dais

ooo! Jabba on the Dais

ooo! Jabba on the Dais

Ooo!

 

tell Jabba that I've got his money...

 

if I told you half the things

I've heard about this Jabba The Hutt,

you'ld probably short circuit...

 

1944

Modesto, California

George Lucas is Born

 

1976

Decland Mulholand appears

as Jabba in a cut scene

from "Star Wars"

 

1977

Star Wars debutes to

Stellar Box Office reciepts

 

1980

"The Empire Strikes Back"

opens to a response

most impressive

 

1983

Jabba makes his Film Debut

in "Return of the Jedi"

 

1997

"Star Wars Special Edition"

includes a cut scene now

featuring a CGI Jabba

 

om March 7th

of that same year

Jabba appears

in the special edition

of "Return of the Jedi"

 

1999

Mississipi Rock singers

Matthew Beall

and Petch Lucas record

 

Jabba on the Dais!

Jabba on the dais!

 

on the dais

*dais(dA' is)n., raised platform*

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

*< Jabba*

*Dais >*

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

* < early Jabba*

* early Dais >*

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

on the dais

*< toy Jabba*

* toy Dais >*

on the dais

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

A dingy palace

in the desert flats

of Tatooine

A drunken revelry

of aliens so crass and mean

amidst the smokey haze

and intergalactic chaos

there sprawls the mighty one himself

Look it's Jabba on the Dais!

like a two ton slug

upon a concrete throne

he swigs his brandy

as he tosses the Rancor a bone

springing trap doors

on dancers

when they won't

'Put Out'

this Hutt is Vile

beyond comparison,

there ain't no doubt!

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

At Jabba's side is perched

the cackaling Salacious Crumb

who rips at C3PO's eye sockets

with his scaly thumb

while on the stage

Max Rebo Band sing and play

and through the door

comes Skywalker

to Save the Day!

Han Solo's chillin' on the wall

when Chewie's brought before

the court of Jabba

where C3PO's knocked to the floor

the Thermal Detinator

and disguise are really Leia's

as she makes a Bogus Deal

with Mighty Jabba on the Dais!

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

In the corner Bobba's 'Mackin'

with that dancing chick

while Bib Fortuna's falling

for Luke's old 'Jedi Mind Trick'

Lando tries to be unnoticed

though he bumps his head

and Princess Leia's talking 'Smack'

but gets chained up instead!

The Rancor's stomach is a growlin'

but he'll soon be dead

'cause' Master Luke

is gonna drop a blast door

on his head

and now the revelry is silenced

from it's drunken chaos,

and a floppin' and a flailin'

Jabba's Bitchin' on the Dais!

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

...you will bring captain Solo

and the Wookie to me...

 

(chorus)

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

 

...I've just made a deal...

...I'm altering the deal...

(chorus)

Vader made me

do it to him Baby!

Vader made me

do it to him Baby!

Vader made me

do it to him Baby!

 

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

 

Jabba, Jabba

please unlock me!

Jabba, Jabba

please unlock me!

Jabba, Jabba

please unlock me!

 

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

 

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

on the dais!

on the dais, on the dais!

Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)

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this parody video

is available for download

at http://www.theforce.net

in their humour section,

it is however a large file

best downloaded at highspeed.

I will be making an MP3 soon.

that should be smaller.

if you want a copy please email me.

*and you kind of have to know

the pop song by Falco

'Rock Me Amedaeus'

to fully appreciate it.

or the Simpsons song

'Doctor Zaius'

which I also have in MP3 format.

 

*Petch Lucas is trying to get me

an audio version of this video,

but if any of you out there

have this in audio mp3

or any other humerous Star Wars

related stuff, please contact me.

I like filling my HD with this stuff.*

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Tatooine Rhapsody

 

Is this the reel life

is it sci-fi fantasy

caught in a franchise

no escape from

Chancellor Palpatine

open your eyes

look up to the skies and see

I was just a slave boy,

freedom need I,

not your sympathy

because I'm easy won,

by Qui-Gon,

a little force,

a little con,

anyway the dice rolls,

doesn't really matter to me,

to me

 

mama,

just killed a man,

swung a light saber at his head,

deadly flashlight, wow he's dead!

mama,

life as a Jedi Knight

has just begun,

but Queen Amidala said

she'd go all the way

C3PO,

ooo

didn't mean to leave you unfinished

if I'm not back again

this time tomorrow

carry on, carry on,

cause you're a droid

and like if you really matter

 

too late, puberty has come,

sending shivers down my spine

a certain body part's

aching all the time,

goodbye everybody,

i've got to go

gotta leave you all behind

and face the Sith

Obi-Wan,

ooo

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never seen

Amidala at all

 

I see a little Toydarian named Watto,

Sebulba, Sebulba,

will you podrace on Boonta Eve

Storm Troopers fighting,

very very frightening me

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude!

but I'm still just a slave boy,

Master Yoda no loves me

 

(chorus)

he's just a slave boy,

from the planet Tatooine

give him a break,

and let him go and boff the queen

(chorus)

 

she's easy come she's easy go,

will you help young Ani score

 

(chorus)

Jedi Council,

no! we will not help him score

(chorus)

 

Anakin, let me score

 

(chorus)

Jedi Council,

we will not help you score

(chorus)

 

Anakin, let me score

 

(chorus)

Jedi Council,

we will not help him score

(chorus)

 

Anakin, let me score

 

(chorus)

will not help you score,

(chorus)

 

let me score,

 

(chorus)

will not help you score,

(chorus)

 

let me score,

 

(chorus)

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

(chorus)

 

who's your daddy! who's your daddy!

man that was good, I need a smoke

 

(chorus)

Bobba Fett has a slave girl

put aside for me,

for me

for me

(chorus)

 

so you think you can

seduce me a minor

you royal pedophile

so you think you can

handle my light saber

and laugh at it's size

oh Yoda!

she can't do this to me Yoda!

just gotta get out,

just gotta get right outta here

 

no more Jedi Masters

anyone can see,

no more Jedi Masters

it's the dark side

of the Force now for me,

 

as the Star Wars saga goes...

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'Tatooine Rhapsody'

lyrics DarthEggplant

2001

*helps if you know

Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody*

I also have the album cover artwork for this song,

email or pm me if you'ld like to see it,

or if anyone knows where I can upload stuff

so I can place an image in this post I will.

geocities is not lucas forum friendly.

:jawa UTINNI!:jawa

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AHHH!!! NOOOO!!! not another good original song covered and changed into something it was not to be AHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

i apologize for my reaction, but i hate alot of songs covered by other artists, it changes and destroys the original concept of the song, bah anyways my opinion doesn`t matter, it is done and through and thiers no changing it.

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:eek: sorry like most middle class socialist brats out there,

I forget that free lucas forums does not mean

the well is bottomless. :D

 

and Darth Zaius, I too do not like sometimes other artists

doing other people's songs, but some times it works out

rare but few. and being biased I do not always like parody

songs; exceptions of course some weird Al stuff is gold

as is some Dr. Demento

 

yet having said that, having created Tatooine Rhapsody,

if you play it while listening to Queen

I think it's funny.

I am no musician and I don't do the music man thing often,

but as stated (and no offense taken)

me saa thinks me saa song is mooey moeey bombastic good.

 

* and I liked Jabba On The Dais too, call me kooky*

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