Darth Eggplant Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 *this post won't make sence unless you know the song Rock me Amadeus by Falco, or have seen the great video made by the guys who created it.* [align=center] Jabba on the Dais! ooo! Jabba on the Dais ooo! Jabba on the Dais ooo! Jabba on the Dais Ooo! tell Jabba that I've got his money... if I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba The Hutt, you'ld probably short circuit... 1944 Modesto, California George Lucas is Born 1976 Decland Mulholand appears as Jabba in a cut scene from "Star Wars" 1977 Star Wars debutes to Stellar Box Office reciepts 1980 "The Empire Strikes Back" opens to a response most impressive 1983 Jabba makes his Film Debut in "Return of the Jedi" 1997 "Star Wars Special Edition" includes a cut scene now featuring a CGI Jabba om March 7th of that same year Jabba appears in the special edition of "Return of the Jedi" 1999 Mississipi Rock singers Matthew Beall and Petch Lucas record Jabba on the Dais! Jabba on the dais! on the dais *dais(dA' is)n., raised platform* on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais *< Jabba* *Dais >* on the dais on the dais on the dais * < early Jabba* * early Dais >* on the dais on the dais on the dais on the dais *< toy Jabba* * toy Dais >* on the dais (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) A dingy palace in the desert flats of Tatooine A drunken revelry of aliens so crass and mean amidst the smokey haze and intergalactic chaos there sprawls the mighty one himself Look it's Jabba on the Dais! like a two ton slug upon a concrete throne he swigs his brandy as he tosses the Rancor a bone springing trap doors on dancers when they won't 'Put Out' this Hutt is Vile beyond comparison, there ain't no doubt! (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) At Jabba's side is perched the cackaling Salacious Crumb who rips at C3PO's eye sockets with his scaly thumb while on the stage Max Rebo Band sing and play and through the door comes Skywalker to Save the Day! Han Solo's chillin' on the wall when Chewie's brought before the court of Jabba where C3PO's knocked to the floor the Thermal Detinator and disguise are really Leia's as she makes a Bogus Deal with Mighty Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) In the corner Bobba's 'Mackin' with that dancing chick while Bib Fortuna's falling for Luke's old 'Jedi Mind Trick' Lando tries to be unnoticed though he bumps his head and Princess Leia's talking 'Smack' but gets chained up instead! The Rancor's stomach is a growlin' but he'll soon be dead 'cause' Master Luke is gonna drop a blast door on his head and now the revelry is silenced from it's drunken chaos, and a floppin' and a flailin' Jabba's Bitchin' on the Dais! (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) ...you will bring captain Solo and the Wookie to me... (chorus) on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) ...I've just made a deal... ...I'm altering the deal... (chorus) Vader made me do it to him Baby! Vader made me do it to him Baby! Vader made me do it to him Baby! Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh! Jabba, Jabba please unlock me! Jabba, Jabba please unlock me! Jabba, Jabba please unlock me! Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! on the dais! on the dais, on the dais! Jabba on the Dais! (chorus) [/align] this parody video is available for download at http://www.theforce.net in their humour section, it is however a large file best downloaded at highspeed. I will be making an MP3 soon. that should be smaller. if you want a copy please email me. *and you kind of have to know the pop song by Falco 'Rock Me Amedaeus' to fully appreciate it. or the Simpsons song 'Doctor Zaius' which I also have in MP3 format. *Petch Lucas is trying to get me an audio version of this video, but if any of you out there have this in audio mp3 or any other humerous Star Wars related stuff, please contact me. I like filling my HD with this stuff.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 [align=center] Tatooine Rhapsody Is this the reel life is it sci-fi fantasy caught in a franchise no escape from Chancellor Palpatine open your eyes look up to the skies and see I was just a slave boy, freedom need I, not your sympathy because I'm easy won, by Qui-Gon, a little force, a little con, anyway the dice rolls, doesn't really matter to me, to me mama, just killed a man, swung a light saber at his head, deadly flashlight, wow he's dead! mama, life as a Jedi Knight has just begun, but Queen Amidala said she'd go all the way C3PO, ooo didn't mean to leave you unfinished if I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry on, carry on, cause you're a droid and like if you really matter too late, puberty has come, sending shivers down my spine a certain body part's aching all the time, goodbye everybody, i've got to go gotta leave you all behind and face the Sith Obi-Wan, ooo I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never seen Amidala at all I see a little Toydarian named Watto, Sebulba, Sebulba, will you podrace on Boonta Eve Storm Troopers fighting, very very frightening me Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude! but I'm still just a slave boy, Master Yoda no loves me (chorus) he's just a slave boy, from the planet Tatooine give him a break, and let him go and boff the queen (chorus) she's easy come she's easy go, will you help young Ani score (chorus) Jedi Council, no! we will not help him score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) Jedi Council, we will not help you score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) Jedi Council, we will not help him score (chorus) Anakin, let me score (chorus) will not help you score, (chorus) let me score, (chorus) will not help you score, (chorus) let me score, (chorus) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (chorus) who's your daddy! who's your daddy! man that was good, I need a smoke (chorus) Bobba Fett has a slave girl put aside for me, for me for me (chorus) so you think you can seduce me a minor you royal pedophile so you think you can handle my light saber and laugh at it's size oh Yoda! she can't do this to me Yoda! just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here no more Jedi Masters anyone can see, no more Jedi Masters it's the dark side of the Force now for me, as the Star Wars saga goes... [/align] 'Tatooine Rhapsody' lyrics DarthEggplant 2001 *helps if you know Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody* I also have the album cover artwork for this song, email or pm me if you'ld like to see it, or if anyone knows where I can upload stuff so I can place an image in this post I will. geocities is not lucas forum friendly. UTINNI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 whats with all these posts you keep....posting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 AHHH!!! NOOOO!!! not another good original song covered and changed into something it was not to be AHHHH!!!!!!!! i apologize for my reaction, but i hate alot of songs covered by other artists, it changes and destroys the original concept of the song, bah anyways my opinion doesn`t matter, it is done and through and thiers no changing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar-Eärfalas Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 hey man, why dont u post all these song things in 1 thread...? save some bandwidth, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darth Eggplant Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 sorry like most middle class socialist brats out there, I forget that free lucas forums does not mean the well is bottomless. and Darth Zaius, I too do not like sometimes other artists doing other people's songs, but some times it works out rare but few. and being biased I do not always like parody songs; exceptions of course some weird Al stuff is gold as is some Dr. Demento yet having said that, having created Tatooine Rhapsody, if you play it while listening to Queen I think it's funny. I am no musician and I don't do the music man thing often, but as stated (and no offense taken) me saa thinks me saa song is mooey moeey bombastic good. * and I liked Jabba On The Dais too, call me kooky* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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