Kylilin Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Another silly email I received today, thought I'd share cause its pretty amusing: 1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 2. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. 3. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday.........lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to. 7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. 8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 14. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." 15. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kylilin 13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. Douglass Adams, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. it's a preface to one of the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 Douglass Adams, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. it's a preface to one of the books. Ya learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Originally posted by Kylilin 5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. LOL, that sounds like what was going on at the sizzler the other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Sounds more like a strip club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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