Doubleplus GC Posted February 25, 2003 Posted February 25, 2003 How many people here know how to dance? I am self-tuaght insofar as I can move like a jackass. At the only dance I ever went to in high school three grils decided they liked me making a moron out of myself and ground on me real dirty-like.
Doubleplus GC Posted February 25, 2003 Author Posted February 25, 2003 The trick to dancing with a girl without having to try is to wait for a slow song and then stand out on the dancefloor alone and try to look as sad as possible. They will come. There was a long phone-in conversation going on a few days ago on KFOG about freaking. Apparently all these 8th graders were freaking at the dances. It's hard to imagine 8th graders freaking. I mean, how does an 8th grader get his freak on? He hasn't even grown into his freak yet. If an 8th grader got his freak on I can bet you it didn't fit.
C Shutt Posted February 25, 2003 Posted February 25, 2003 If you're doing it properly, the standing around looking sad should take the place of dancing altogether.
Swordmaster Posted February 25, 2003 Posted February 25, 2003 I pretend to know how to dance and it has worked pretty well so far. I have also noticed that the amount of consumed alcohol linearly correlates with my perceived dancing talent.
Doubleplus GC Posted February 26, 2003 Author Posted February 26, 2003 Alcohol? Never! I am practicer of lucid dancing.
Doubleplus GC Posted March 4, 2003 Author Posted March 4, 2003 Speaking of dancing, did anyone else watch any part of the interview with Michael Jackson? The guy claims that he's only had two recostructive surgeries (on his nose, no less, and only to help him breathe) and that he turned into a white guy when puberty hit him in 1984-2002. He does not seem to understand that nasal operations cannot make your nose disappear, neither can it make you cheekbones rise like a sunken ship nor make your cheeks themselves fall off. His first son is named Prince Michael I (and the fact that Michael Jackson is the father of Prince is so fucking bizarro world it's not even worth mentioning... twice!), and his second son is named (wait for it...) Prince Michael II! And since he can't call both of them "Prince" (and Prince is in fact their first names, not simply their titles), the first one gets to be "Prince" and the second is "Blanket." He buys exact replicas of King Tut's sarcophagus in his spare time. Nevertheless, that fucker can dance.
Alien426 Posted March 5, 2003 Posted March 5, 2003 Read this article. "play mountain" is Spielberg! Otherwise the translation by Google is very good.
Doubleplus GC Posted May 4, 2003 Author Posted May 4, 2003 My favorite dance was created by Blake and Stevie when they went to Popscene with the intention of destroying it. The Goggle Dance, and of course, it's compatriates, the Telescope Dance and the Periscope Dance.
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