Zoom Rabbit Posted April 10, 2003 Posted April 10, 2003 Beating, eh? Or is that bleating--as in, perhaps, electric bleating, ethereal and disembodied, drifting across the chill moors on an English night? Q: 'How do you clone an electric sheep?' A: 'Screw that. Just burn a CD and be done with it.' Okay, that wasn't so good. 'This just in--electric sheep discovered in Saddam Hussein's palace bedroom. Film at eleven.' Much better.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted April 10, 2003 Author Posted April 10, 2003 *waits* oh, sneat, in 36 minutes, i can see footage from the mosyt reliable news source on the planet, Zoom Rabbit News. ^_^
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 11, 2003 Posted April 11, 2003 Another news item from the rabbit desk: According to sources in the genetic engineering community, Dolly the cloned sheep died prematurely because the poor animal's genome was written on American software, which led to its being wired for AC--which is not adviseable in the UK, where DC is the standard for household electricity. *!* Well, that's silly. Everyone knows that electric sheep are AC for safety reasons...
Rogue Nine Posted April 11, 2003 Posted April 11, 2003 So I should UK-proof my sheep. Gotcha. We missed ya 'round here, Zoom.
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 12, 2003 Posted April 12, 2003 Only because you guys insist on buying cheap ammo...
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