Simpson Quotes

[StarCords]

Lmao, Caveman.

 

Ralph: I ate too much plastic candy.

[Exar_reborn]

HHHHHHHUUUUUHHHHHHH DONUTS!

 

MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME ITS H-O-M-E-R.

[Sunshine Badass]

Kirk: Ah, being single ain't all bad... I get to sleep in a racecar. What do you sleep in?

 

Homer: I sleep in a warm bed with my loving wife.

 

Kirk: Oh...

[edlib]

"Me fail english? That's unpossible!" - Ralph

 

"Thank you for coming! See you in hell!" - Apu

 

"I'm not NOT licking toads." - Homer

[UnfrozenCaveman]

Marge: I'd like some coffee

 

Aussie: beer?

 

Marge: No, coffee

 

Aussie: Beer?

 

Marge: Coff-ee

 

Aussie: Be-er

 

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Duffman: Oooo Yah! Duff, the only mug you chug! Oooo Yah! *thrusts his hips*

[waffleman]

Homer food quotes

 

"Mmmmm, forbiddon donut"

"Whoo hoo gimmie that beer!"

"Potatoe chip of power, mmmm"

There is also the unforgetable beer song Homer sang when he was on the beer diet.

"I drank some very good beer, when I was seventeen, when I was seventeen..." anyone else remeber the rest?

[UnfrozenCaveman]

Duffman: Looks like that brown patch of grass needs some H2O...Oh YEAH!

[HertogJan]

During the springfield anti-alcohol law (Homer is the beer baron, he brews beer in his house and sells it illegally):

 

Detective (standing on a cliff overlooking springfield): "I'll get you beerbaron, even if it's the last thing I do!"

 

Homer (voice coming from village): "No you won't!"

 

Detective: "Yes I will!"

 

Homer: "No you won't!"

 

Anyone seen the beerbaron episode?? It's great!

[UnfrozenCaveman]

Yeah, that's a great episode, i downloaded it of Kazaa. I was watching the one where they did the Hamlet sketch:

 

Plutonius (chief wiggum) turns to Laertes (ralph wiggum)

Laertes: Daddy's stomach is crying.

Plutonius: Daddy needs you to do a big boy job. I need you to revenge me.

Laertes I like revenge!

 

Later on the king (Moe) says after Laertes kills himself

The King Looks like I bet on the wrong horse!