RicardoLuigi... Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 ok, first i'd like to thank summinator2k for giving me this idea. you list three completely random items, make up a goal, and another person has to solve it. when the person solves your horrible dilemma, you then create another set of items and an objective, next person, yada yada yada. get it? i have a two-cent stamp, the latest copy of people magazine, and a rusty spoon. and i just can't seem to gouge the eyes out of this gi joe. can somebody help me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 I suppoise I owe you, seeing as you helped me with my MI5 problem (Easter Egg I found regarding that Afro - if you're playing on the 4th of July, the Afro will change to a Red, White and Blue motif!). I assume you've tried to use the spoon with the G I Joe and gotten the "It's too rusty" message. Well, if you go to the Post Office and talk to the Cashier, tell them you have a two cent stamp. They'll inspect it and say it's faulty. Ask for a refund and you'll get Two Cents. With this buy a Licorice Whip at the Corner Shop. Use the Licorice Whip with the Magazine to get Sticky Paper. Use the sticky paper with the spoon and you get the Sticky Paper Covered Spoon. Try and gouge out the eyes again. I have a bowl of Froot Loops, a pair of red trousers and a pack of Digestive Biscuits. No matter what I do I just can't seem to win the Drunkard-Tossing Contest. Help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 ok if i were you, i would tie the red trousers to 2 trees (each leg on one tree). then i would get a drunken dude and give the digestive biscuits to him. After eating the biscuits, he ll probably get very hungry, so you offer the bowl of froot loops for him (show it to him from the other side of the rope made my the trousers). he will just run towards you with the bowl, and he will be too hungry and drunk to realize there are pants in his way. he will bounce in the pants with all his speed and fly away. then, you pretend you tossed him, im pretty sure you will win. i gotta open this nut, but all ive got is a piece of paper, some chewed gum and a dog named poopy. i need our help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 It'as amazingly simple. If you haven't found out already, Poopy lives up to his name. Smear the Dog Excrement and the chewing gum over the paper and offer it to the chef at the SminkiPinki Inn. He'll be so impressed by your "colonary delight" that he'll take the paper and give you the Green Box and a copy of "War and Peace". Use the book with the nut to smash it open, and then use the contents of the nut with the Green Box, which will teleport you to the Feiry Pits of Rondor. Hope this helps! Using only a lemon, a small Leprechaun, and a Wonderbra, how do I get into the Fortress of Doom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Using only a lemon, a small Leprechaun, and a Wonderbra, how do I get into the Fortress of Doom? I got stuck here too. Notice the bra is a Triple G cup. You have to go to the Banquet Studio and talk to Lemonhead. After this, use the carving knife on the top of the table with the lemon to carve a face in it. Then use the Paste on it and when Lemonhead is talking to Strawberryhead, swap the Lemon for his head. Now slice his head in two using the axe and fill the bra. Use this on the leprechaun and show her to the Doorkeeper. When he's oggling her, use the Pin to burst the lemons and the lemon juice will spray in his eye. slip into the Fortress. Save your game, there's a nice cutscene involving LeChuck and a Giant Sausage. How do you get past the Teacup Man that's gaurding the Basement of Moonbucks? Guybrush keeps saying he's afraid the cups will bite him. My only clue is that the Teacup man looks Nordic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Well using the three items you didnt give me, I'd form a plan using these masked wonders, to pass him up. Using Guybrush the dog, and old pair of scissors, and a cordless mouse, how would you sneak onto the Splash mountain ride at Disney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 ooh, i got stuck on this part, too. let's see if i can remember correctly... i believe the main thing you have to do to get on the ride is get rid of people that may see you and could potentially get you caught. you have to chuck the mouse at the machine operator's head to knock him out. then take the scissors and cut his left ear off (it is vital that you do the left one, it's slightly deformed). when the ride comes by, use the scissors to jam the ride mechanism. then toss the ear and guybrush the dog onto the ride. the ear should freak out the nosey people that'll tell on you if you sneak on, they'll jump off, guybrush the dog will get rid of the scared little baby children that'll tell on you also. then get on, use your telekinetic powers to get the scissors out, and off you go. i have a copy of "the lion king 2:simba's pride", a piece of birch bark that has some chinese writing on it, and a glue stick. i can't jump start this car that i need to get me across the entire gobi desert, and if i don't do it in two minutes, the crazy llamas will kill me! quick, help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 well it's been a while since i played, but if i remember correctly, you must find the old man that lives under the rock, and show him the chinese writings, he'll trade you for a VCR he says he has no use for...go to the llamas hide out, connect the VCR to the TV screen that one of the crazy llamas has on it's hat (crazy llama...) slip in 'Simbas pride' and wait for a mushy part...when all the llamas start crying, stick the gluestick up the llamas arse, and and a buss ticket will come out of it's mouth..take the buss ticket and go to the deserted old buss station... I have whoopy cushion, a smelly old boot and a mickey mouse wrist watch...i have to prove to the wise old man at the gate that i'm wiser than him in order to get in... how do i do that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMMinator2k Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Quite simple, really. The Development Team made this puzzle seem hard but the answer is quite simple. Use the boot on the Wise Man and while he's busy sniffing it run past him. Use the Watch with the Whoopie Cushion to create David Hasselhoff. What you do with him at the Abetoire is pretty obvious. I'm at Ready Steady Cook and I have a carrot, a Dead Crow, and a Piece of my Bicycle. Help me win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Right, the Ready steady cook show doesn't go on air 'till half an hour, wich gives you time to sell the bit of bike to the young, yet sadly dumb engeneering wanna-be for £10. Now sneak out and go to the post office to buy some POP SODAtm and some Real Fruit Winderstm now use the POP SODAtm with the dead crow to get Fizzing Crow Innards. Go back outside the post office, and open the Real Fruit Winderstm to find that you have won a PS2 game called Gran Turismo 3. go to the post office to receive your prize, hehehehe! back to the studio and talk to the young, yet sadly dumb engeneering wanna-be to find out that he needs a driving game to get the hang of engeneering stuff. Give him GT3 to recieve a SPICE, PEPPERS & HERBS KIT use this with the Fizzing Crow Innards to get the Delicious spicy hunk of meat cook it to get Cooked Delicious spicy hunk of meat use the carrot to deccorate it and get the Delicious award winning top first class meal then Voualla, you have won;). Now... I have a coconut, a tea spoon and a sighned poster of the lucas arts Logo, and I need to escape from LA tm to florida -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 oh, i remember this one. all you gotta do is paste the poster on the wall. when every1 is distracted by it, use your spoon to carve a face in the coconut. then you stick your head in it and start screaming around. every1 will think your head has become a coconut, so they will call the hospital and put you on an ambulance. when inside the ambulance, take out the coconut mask and use it to knock out the doctor and the driver in the ambulance. stop the ambulance in somewhere desert to throw them out and drive to florida i gotta find the pants in that dark room, but its late at night and its too dark. all i have is - a copper wire with some strawberry gum on it - some little disks made of copper and some of zinc embebed with a sulfate solution - and niko's shampoo. dont remember wot to do, help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 9, 2003 Author Share Posted May 9, 2003 piece of cake. well, the copper wire and the little discs make great conductors. try feeling around to find the light bulb. unscrew it and attach the copper wire to it with the gum. then stick the other end in niko's shampoo. because as a certain sponsor for something i forget would say, "it's electric!" how else could it shock niko's hair into the perfect position it's always in? it should light up the bulb, and ta-da, you've got the pants! (that sounded surprisingly like it could actually work, except for the shampoo) i have an ice cube, some chardonnae, and a staple. and i'm in 200 degree weather! i have a feeling i need the ice cube for something, but it's melting too quick! i need to read this gardening for dummies book so that i can live for a few more days while i try to reach las vegas(i'm in the mojave desert), but i'm completly illiterate! how do i do this? somebody help!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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