Natty Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Don't really think you wanna know what happened to me last night while I was drunk and I came home and tried to kill a huge spider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 I'm digging a hole to throw morons into, but I'm taking a break, so... I wanna know! I've got a list of people to throw into this hole. There's only one name on it. I guess I'm a loving person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 10, 2003 Author Share Posted May 10, 2003 OK well last night I went to a pub with some friends and got smashed after 2 chartrusse shots. Anyway my best friend crashed the night, she slept in my bed (I have a queen sized bed) anyway coz I'm home alone the dogs have been sleeping in my bed even though they usually sleep with my parents but my parents have gone away for the week. OK where was I? Oh yeah one of the dogs wanted to go out and I'm still half smashed so I took them out brought them back in and on the way back upstairs I see this massive spider wandering around on the ceiling. So I start freaking out, you know as a girl usually would (this is at like 2:30 in the morning, my brothers are asleep) it took me 15mins to find some flyspray, and then it took me another 10mins go gather the courage to start spraying. I did but after 5seconds the can ran out. So what did I do? Picked up the air freshener and started spraying the spider with that. Of course the spider is running around and it finally drops onto a desk and falls off the desk onto the floor and then tried to climb into a pair of my shoes. Meanwhile I'm still spraying it to death with the airfreshener, and everytime it started moving, me and my best friend would start shrieking. How my brothers slept through it I have no idea. OK but finally it kinda stopped moving so I put an icecream container over the top of it and a book on top of the container and left a note asking for someone to please remove the spider. Thankfully when my brother moved it, the spider was dead. Wasn't funny at the time but it's seriously hilarious now that I look back on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 ....Had to be there, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Soooooooo, would you kill a spider if you weren't drunk? -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Gotta agree with Yufster on this one...I guess you had to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Yeah, like the time after school when me and Bree and Grianne were walking down the hall and Grianne forgot her book so she turned to run and get it and knocking the bottle of coke down my throat without realizing it. I choked and spat coke ALL over her and she didn't notice, and me and breda were laughing and laughing and on the GROUND laughing and she was like, "What? What?" I told Sorcha later and she was like, "You SPAT on grianne!?" ...yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I take things from people right, obviously under their noses, and they don't even notice, just chatting away.... I wait for them to notice, sometimes i just put stuff back, they still don't know. Sometimes I get their attention and tell them. What? Isnt this the stupid things we do thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kjølen I take things from people right, obviously under their noses, and they don't even notice, just chatting away.... I wait for them to notice, sometimes i just put stuff back, they still don't know. Sometimes I get their attention and tell them. What? Isnt this the stupid things we do thread? Steve, are you talking about me? But, isn't that what Cody does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Originally posted by pHILBRUSH Soooooooo, would you kill a spider if you weren't drunk? -pHILBRUSH Yes, I can't stand spiders, they freak me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Spiders are our FRIENDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 But they scare me *cries pathetically* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 So basically, you air freshened it to death... I am just curious, since I am terified of spiders too, what scent did you use? I myself prefer stabbing them with japenese swords, or burning them with an aerosol can, and a grill lighthter (doesn't work well inside a house though). Spiders are demonic..... Edit- Remind me to never sleep over at YOUR house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 lavender The house smelt lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Soemhow, I can totally imagine the whole part where you started screaming if it moved...sounds so typicall:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Deadmeat_X Soemhow, I can totally imagine the whole part where you started screaming if it moved...sounds so typicall:D Oh shooooosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by Natty lavender The house smelt lovely Well that rules out the whole rotting corpse theory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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