Are you a Land of the Dead P.I?

[Sanspoof]

This is a game for those who are crafty and smart. I will present a scenario, detailing a crime and all the details about it. You have to choose from one of the suspects who did the crime.

 

If you get it right, you are promoted to a better rank.

 

If you get it wrong, you are demoted to a lower rank.

 

The better your rank, the better you're doing at this.

 

You can start your own scenario if you ask me first and when the other script is finished.

 

SCENARIO ONE

 

It is night time, about 10:34, thirteen Death's Head. Mitch came back from a meeting with Bull to find his office was trashed and all his files stolen, including his priceless diamond he found at the edge of the world.

 

The police were called as soon as Mitch found out what happened to his office. He explained that the crime must have took place between now and 9:05 because that's when he was at the meeting. Searching the office you notice there are some thin grease stains on the drawers, the kind you would find on fried food. And the thief left his calling card - a piece of cardboard with the words 'Reknub Tsol' written in sloppy handwriting.

 

There are four suspects who are though of commiting the crime, Gwynth Balruy (Welsh farm woman), John Marshall (Fish and chips shop owner), Mike 'Linford' Christie (Sprinter), and Kearne Barsha (A lawyer).

 

Witness reports says that Mike and Gwynth were both seen purchasing John's food with postal cheques, and Kearne was outside the office when Mitch was out. He had suffered a serious blow to the head with a small woodchopper axe, sprawled on the floor of the open door leading out of Mitch's office.

 

You ask John if you can see the cheques he had not yet sent to the bank and one has sloppy handwriting while the other seems to be written in Celtic. The witness says that one of the customers was at the shop at about 10:20, and could not have ran all the way to the office within that time.

 

Mitch used to serve as a woodcutter in about 1023, and still has his axes collected in his office. The same axe of his collection is the one that Kearne took a blow to.

 

John used to be a soldier when he was alive and was buried with his guns and other military photographs, includingpictures of his old bunker, the rusty pitchfork.

 

So who was the thief (Come on this is easy!) ?

[Darth Eggplant]

I say Lost Bunker,

younger brother of Archie Bunker

was the thief.

[Sanspoof]

Ah, come on, Darth, it's easy!

[Branik]

It was the working bees from the docks. Those damn commies...

 

I don't get it. Who was it?

[GendoTheGreat]

Mitch.

[Sanspoof]

Ah come on! Be serious! It's goddamn easy!

[AnxiousApe]

Mike 'Linford' Christie?

[Sanspoof]

Yes. Mike always had a feel for stealing Mitch's diamond, so after he stopped off at the fish and chip stop, he clambered up the wall (Loose bricks) into the office and filled his stuff with loot, and leaving a calling card. Kearne heard the noises (It's not that easy to ransack a place quietly) and entered in, in which Mike grabbed an axe off the wall and took Kearne a quick ertical slice to the skull. While Kearne staggered from the office in pain, Mike quickly made his escape.

 

You are promoted from 'Small-time' to 'Crime-wary'.

 

Anyone is allowed to start a new scenario now!