SamNMax Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Anyway, back to the topic. I'm Presbyterian. It's a Christian thing, ecsept we're more loosened up. We don't HAVE to get baptized, and we can look at porn. All my Cathlic friends say I'm going to Hell. I hate it when they say that. P.S: FEEL THE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!1111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 Haha. So then you could program Bill Gates to love and cherish ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 You will all bow down to Arnold Bros (est. 1905), he is one true king, worship him or face teh wrath of Prices Slashed down in the boiler room.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop Btw, you know Napoleon? he never really existed in the real Earth Well I got an A on my history project for nothing then, w00t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Haha. So then you could program Bill Gates to love and cherish ME! actually, i cant. Bill Gates is an annoyin little hacker that made his way into my program and encripted the entire California. He's made it into a programing island. Can you believe this looser? He actually checks and overwrites EVERY information that enters that state. All i managed to do so far is to accidentally get earthquakes, trying to hack the island. What conforts me is that i beat him up everyday at the university. btw, lol @ kjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 You all sadden me. I will now go down to the cemetary and see me dead grandfather who is fishing in the pond down in the homeware department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 If your dead grandpa's fishing in the pond in the homeware department, why must you go to the cemetary? *ahem* I WORSHIP MURRAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Bow before the bony embodiment of your worst nightmare and feel the forces of evil as they slither around your throat causing a snakelike mark! For then, and only then, shall ye be a follower of the Reverend Mystic Head Known As Murray The All-Powerful Demonic Skull! Repent of your goodness and virtue before it is too late! Oh, and don't wiggle when they make the mark on your neck or it will look like a cute little daisy chain and will not have the same terrifying effect on the lesser people! OooOOOOooooh, it's just SOOOO scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy If your dead grandpa's fishing in the pond in the homeware department, why must you go to the cemetary? That is the cemetary. Gah, don't you feeble bigguns know anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Aye, so it be. Forgive my inexcusable naivete. And say hi to your dead grandfather for me. TO ALL: Try not to give me reason to use my newly acquired mystical powers on anyone. It'd be highly unpleasant to everyone but me. Like the Emperor there, except that the bolts are green and I wear a skull mask. I am the High Priestess of the Reverend Mystic Head Known As Murray The All-Powerful Demonic Skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy Aye, so it be. Forgive my inexcusable naivete. And say hi to your dead grandfather for me. Whut? How the freak am i supposed to do that, he's dead. Dead men tell no tales, and they certainly don't talk. Man, you're weird 'Say hi to your dead grandfather' what a nut job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Honey, if you can see him, you can say hi to him. I never said anything about getting him to say 'hi' back. You can talk to dust, or trees, or dead fish, or yourself, or anything you want. Note the gentle irony, and do not think so ill of me. EDIT: Or I shall smite thee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 i don't talk to things when i don't expect an answer back, that's just weird. i will stare my grandfather in the face but i will never talk to him, that's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 I see you are intent on taking me and the topic quite seriously. Never mind, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 actually no, all i'm saying here is a joke, i'm not really going to see my grandfather in the cemetary, it's just a joke (i was pretending to be a nome, nevermind, my real grandfather was cremated and his ashes scattered in India) anyway All bow down to Arnold Bros (est. 1905) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Dang, but you sounded quite serious! I'm glad I didn't electrocute you with my mystical murrayanic powers before. That would have been rash. And killing you might also offend some of the fine folks around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Meh, wouldn't have worked, i just changed faith. i am now part of the church of lechuck. may lechuck smite you down! heh heh, perfect way to plug my images[/img]! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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