Sunshine Badass Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Just poked my head in to see what was up, and to keep in practice my forum skills. I would make good use of the FS slot... I would be a fool not to. It is the only way to enforce my Ultra Plan! I would make a Russian Comedian Jedi!!! He would be synthetic and a product of faulty manufacturing. He would come with a disclaimer: "Caution: Shaft HOT when turned on." In heavy Russian Accent: "Two Jedi walk into bar. There is Rabbi, too... Maybe three Jedi there. Wait one second, it comes to me... Ok, ok, three Jedi walk into bar... The first says... *Jedi waves hand in front of audience* "You will all laugh at funny joke." *The audience keels over with laughter as network representitives offer the Russian Jedi Comedian a main role in a sitcom. He would play the wacky, lovable neighbor who uses the Force to hash out get rich quick schemes and barge into his neighbors apartment... Zany antics ensue* So if anyone in the =A= is planning on airing a sitcom, you know who to call. And if you do not know who to call, then call Badass... Sunshine Badass. Ignore this----> He would be synthetic and a product of faulty manufacturing. He would come with a disclaimer: "Caution: Shaft HOT when turned on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackrabbit Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Bahahaha, that's classic comedy Sunshine. You should do standup at the Gnarly Gnort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Darko Posted June 5, 2003 Author Share Posted June 5, 2003 Yeah, where's the Entertainer/Comedian profession here? I wouldn't mind a few good jokes while choking back a few at the Gnort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Vessen Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 You don't need to have a separate profession. You just type jokes into the chat! That would be cool to have stand-up at The Gnarly Gnort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatari Bazrak Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 So you walk into Gnarly gnorts an there on the stage is a...(what ever Sunshine's going to be) Comedian.. "Hello Associates welcome. People around here call me 'Sunshine Badass' Now i live in Mos eisly, yeh the dangerous part of Mos Eisly called Mos Eisly. *laughing in the background* Yeh, I mean it's so dangeous that now I'm scared of wookies, I really am and do you know why? Because when your in prison the Wookie is the one that DID it, There mabye some human and bothans but they had Loyers to help there defence. And be one the look out for a Wookie named FOOKIE. Then FOOKIE runs at 'Sunshine Badass' who runs out the back door... and everyone laugh's. Then they come in shaking had and laughing as well, 'Sunshine badass' then steps up to the mic and says " Thank you!" Then does more jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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