brief Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 *Takes out Happy Fun Ball™ from its security package and tosses it towards james_isaac, only to have it bounced back from an invisible wall, taking himself out for three posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 wait...uh...then...i'm confused. *becomes extremely confused and his very wide bubble of confusion spreads out for a 2 post radius, engulfing james and seriously confusing him, knocking him out for three posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmonkeygal! Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 *Pours molten nacho cheese onto Das, putting him out for 2 posts* (I've been waiting to do that all day... waiting to get back into the game and tip nacho cheese over someone's head, I mean, anyones!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 I love the words "madly rotating." Take that, encroaching newbie!! *places madmonkeygal on Madly Rotating Nacho Cheese Melter without lid and watches her (and pasteurized process cheese food) fly everywhere! A wall hits her and knocks her out for three posts.* That was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 *gives captain andy a neon sign that says madly rotating all over it, leaving her there distracted and stranding her for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 *Sam burns Mole with a lit candle, leaving him out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 *Runs through the thread tossing fruit around, knocking out SamNMax for one post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmonkeygal! Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 *madmonkeygal, who is in an exceptionally pissed off mood today, cos nobody loves her, punches brief in the face, using all her rage and frustration against him and knocking him out for 2 posts.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 *experiences a small conscience-attack concerning the nacho cheese incident* I know! Let's go get ice cream! *madmonkeygal and Andy leave in a flying car to get ice cream, both are gone for two posts* Oh yeah, it's a bar fight. *kicks brief in the head on the way out* Nah, I'll let you live. See ya later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Roy Tordes - The Legend, picks up a chair and starts waving it about menacingly....just as he's about to start 'kicking some ass' (poor donkey!), he slips on a stray copy of Monkey Island, and cracks his head on the spitoon as he falls.... .....zzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 that made no sense... *becomes extremely confused, adding to the remainder of confusion from last time, knocking out the next poster for 10 posts* (the highest yet!!! yeah!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Roy...gets up - congratulates Das Mole for being a man of taste (preferring MI1 + MI2 to MI3 and MI4), catches him with his guard down, and drop kicks him into a table (oooh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 you never specified an amount of time that i was out... *drops roy out of a 157.893206 story window, leaving him out for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 *comes back with chocolate ice cream all over her face* Mmm, that was delicious. Here Das, I got some for you. *gives Das poisoned ice cream cone. He falls to the floor, writhing in agony and remains so for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 *Sam taps Andy on the shoulder, then when she looks to see who it is, Sam acts like it wasn't him, doing this for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 *throws folded-up very sharp post-it notes at samnmax, giving him lots of owies and leaving him out for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Roy Tordes returns Neo-Matrix like from his fall, gets out a 10 disk copy of MI2 for the Amiga and throws the disks almost ninja like at Das Mole, making the poor fellows head look like a slightly abstract version of Pinhead from Hellraiser, before turning (in slow motion) and walking towards the door, getting the girl, saving the day and leaving Das Mole out for 3 1/2 posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 *reminds Roy that girls here aren't acquired quite that easily by shooting him with a potato gun and leaving him potatoed for three posts and demanding he work on his counting and logical thinking.* Das can't come in halfway through someone's post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 *Sam picks a sissy fight with Captain Andy... and loses, knocking Sam out for three posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 wait, uh, arrrgghhhh!!! *becomes very confused and goes into a coma for three posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 See that hand in my avatar? It's going to- *notices that everyone is out already* Well, dang, I came in to give Das a wedgie, and here he is lying on the floor! *revives Das very carefully* Das Mole: (confusedly) What......what the.....I......where....oh.... Ok, from the beginning. See that hand in my avatar? It's going to give you the wedgie of your life! *hand picks up back of Das' pants and swings him around, breaking furniture and generally being destructive for two posts* Bwahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Roy picks the potato out of his ears and picks up his full length leather coat and shades from the coatstand. After dressing himself appropriatley (trying hard to get that Matrix style cool - but probably looking a lot more like Ben Stiller in Zoolander) Roy turns himself into a human cyclone, knocking out Captain Andy with the first blow and working his way around the room until everyone else has been obliterated. In a show of total disrespect, Roy dances around Das Moles comatised body, before tripping on the coat and head butting the poor infortunate guy....oops:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Oh, but Roy didn't say how many posts I was out for! A loophole! *gets back up and dusts self off* Ok, dude. This might hurt. *kicks Roy in the mouth and then knocks him over with a blow to the stomach, he lies in fetal position, nearly dead, for two posts* That'll show you, you bar-obliterating bully! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 see the hand in andy's av? *takes hand, breaks it off the arm, then proceeds to break the fingers off and throw them into a mulcher, ruining her av, and forcing her to look for another one for three posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 *Ummm... Umm, Oh, screw it. Sam leaves the bar for three posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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