Largo-LaGrande Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Well this is kinda an RPG game Rules: You have fights use any weapons you want and when u kill someone you say Example: *Death Hits Dave over the head with a chair and puts him out for 3 posts* You can put them out for any amount of posts but not over three You with me? -------------------------------------------------------------- Death Grabs a chair leg and waits for someone to enter the bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 *pHILBRUSH stabs death in the toe with a smashed grog bottle, puts him out for 2 posts* P.S. can't it be up to ten posts?! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 *Feral kicks Philbrush in the nads, putting him out for one post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 *mole plucks feral's feathers leaving him out for one post* btw-i was going to say plucks feathres and then breaks wings, but i thought that'd be way too cruel. plus, the appropriate time amount for that would be 5, but since we can't go over three... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 *punches Mole in d**k killing him for the next two posts* Muhahaaa!!!! btw-Death, if you're awake yet, could it be up to 10 posts instead?! -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 10 posts would be more fun *gives pHILBRUSH a wedgie and puts him out for 3posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 i don't want to do anything to natty, she's so nice! well, okay. *gives natty lots of drinks, puts a spider in her house, she goes through the whole incident again and it humiliates her, putting her out for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Huz drops a hydrogen bomb in The Harbour, putting everybody out indefinitely for three posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 now no one can play. CHEATER! *cuts off Huz's nose, putting him out for 3 posts* -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Uses quazar blasters to obliterate pHILBRUSH putting him out forever. What, no quazar blasters in the bar? Okay, broken bottle in the neck, two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 well, don't want to do anything to neil either, but whatever. *throws dart at neil, hits him in the heel, disabling his ability to walk and putting him out for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *gets das to follow AL up a stairs. Presses the button making the stairs flat and thus impeding him to post before 2* (yeah, i think up to 5 or 10 would be more fun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *gets das to follow AL up a stairs. Presses the button making the stairs flat and thus impeding him to post after 2* (yeah, i think up to 5 or 10 would be more fun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *shoots Al a swift, venomous glance. He falls to the floor in terror and cannot look up for two posts.* Grrr. (Feel lucky, kid. Could have been MUCH worse. --- If we allow ten posts, then we'll all be out in a bit, effectively killing the game.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *throws pictures of jewel and heidi klum at captain andy, seriously hurting her, and leaving her out for two posts. actually, make that three because they're so much more beautiful than her, which demeaned her badly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pHILBRUSH Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *Gives Das picture of naked Jewel Kilcher, putting him out for 1 post* -pHILBRUSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Gives pHILBRUSH a video of Yoda in a low key porn movie putting him out for ten posts (or three, whichever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *hands neil a copy of the not-released-yet-and-probably-will-never-be ultra super mega deluxe hyper-cool gigantic edition of paint shop pro where you actually get to be a painter in a 3d interactive world of fun, leaving him out for 3 turns* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 *doesnt post, preventing pHILBRUSH to post. get it?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Das, yours didn't work because i absolutely deteste PSP beyond all reason and therefore wouldn't care if a new version came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 , i mean, well, whudevu (that's how i'm gonna spell whatever from now on). then: *hands neil a copy of the not-released-yet-and-probably-will-never-be ultra super mega deluxe hyper-cool gigantic edition of (insert neil's favorite painting program thingy here) where you actually get to be a painter in a 3d interactive world of fun, leaving him out for 3 turns* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 *makes Das watch his own Madly Rotating Avatar for 30 seconds, effectively shutting down any semblance of brain function for three posts* Search your feelings, Das, you know I am the most beautiful woman you can ever imagine. Like, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 grabs a deers head off the wall and charges at captain andy and pinns him to the wall with its antlers for 3 posts (and philbrush at the start u said 10 posts...thats a bit much.....5! you can make the ...attack....on the person as harsh as you want and it could be out for even 1 post it dosnt matter but now 5 is the limit.....no 6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmonkeygal! Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Hmm, I'm not normally a violent person but... *takes out lightsabre and starts attacking death jedi wildly, putting him out for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Isaac Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 *takes out voodoo doll of madmonkeygal, and starts poking it with a pin, putting madmonkey out for 2 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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