Joshi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 This isn't over Zoom! Someday, you'll trip up, and then i'll have you, you'l see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!! **Rides away on a flying horse because it's cool** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 *thinks Neil looks really cool on his flying horse * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 *glances at Neil's flying horse and turns it into a most uncomfortable flying broom* Why are you all looking....(reads thread.) Oh. Whoops. Um... *turns Neil's broom back into a horse* *gives Deadmeat a cooler flying horse* Move along, folks, nothing to see here. I didn't do anything to Joshi's horse and I am most certainly NOT a wi-.....well, whatever you were talking about. To retain a shred of on-topicness, welcome madmonkeygal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy To retain a shred of on-topicness, welcome madmonkeygal! That ship sailed long ago. And no flying horse is cooler than mine, I call him Binky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Originally posted by Neil Joshi And no flying horse is cooler than mine, I call him Binky Thus proving the one I, erm, supplied Deadmeat with MUCH cooler, as his name is RAGDANNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Kjolen, glad you could be with us. So just what the hell do you have to say for yourself, young man? NANI?! O.o;;; Why am I in front of all these people? I'm scared. Um, People... Zoom's got free jaguars to whoever is the first to grab his tie. *Runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I want a horse like Neil's!!! *(Cries)* Kjolen, you silly hominid...that isn't a tie. It's the rip-cord of my inflatable life preserver, which I'm wearing because of those rocks up ahead. Say, who thought to bring oars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 *winks at a random glass taco, that in turn becomes a flying horse like Neil's* Here you go. His name is Glasstaco. Now you don't need no stinkin' oars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 No flying horse can be as good as mine! it has retractable wings and it's own chip maker/coffee maker, will not break, will not *breaks*, it broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Ah, yes...I see. Glasstaco is flying just fine, only he isn't a horse. He's a forty-foot weasel who stays aloft without wings. I'm not sure how it works, but it's apparent that his inherent bouyancy is lighter that that of the atmosphere. Screw the horse--my kingdom for a tricorder. Neil--did you bring duct tape and rope? Improvise, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 A weasel? I must be getting rusty. *waves hand and everyone has a flying horse* Oh, umm, sorry, wow I stink. *waves hand again and no one has a flying horse* AARRGHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 common Ragdanny, this place is creepy. Lets flee this topic while we still can. *figures out Ragdanny is a piece of cardboard* Damn you Andy! Now I'm stuck forever here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Muahahahahaha! *flies away on the REAL Ragdanny!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 *shoots the horse with the stupid name* *Andy falls* No way dude, I'm taking you with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Who? Me or the dead horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 i want a flying whore, wait, hore, wait, horse! there we go. *takes out gay little harry potter wand and waves it at a clam* it's name shall be... *picks up dictionary, flips to random page, and selects the first word he sees* quahog. what a coincidence. quahog away!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Using a wand, eh prissy little witch academy brat? How quaint and archaic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 okay, well then i used a potion. actually, that's **** too. i don't want to wink at it. please don't make me wink at it and bob my head up and down. could somebody wink at it for me? i don't like wand-made horses. they're even worse than homemade horses. or homemade soup. i don't even want to think about homemade soup *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Here you go, little buddy. *winks beautifully at random wall that is coming for her, which turns into a very nice flying horse* Name him whatever you want. I feel generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 wall...how about brick. or adobe. or ben stein. i shall name it....are you ready?....................................................................adobrick! no, wait. bridobe? ah, who gives a flying f***. it's name is jewel. kilcher. intuition. 0304. yeah, that's it. 0304. that's the name. just like my neighbor's sister named her fish lil' ritchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 *(Turns Quahog into a giant pot of steaming homemade flying horse soup.)* Soup's on! Yummy-yummy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 no, homemade soup!! i'm melting... 0304, scoop me up into the bucket next to you and stick my eyes and mouth on the front. then we'll make our getaway! *0304 does as he is told, they start flying away* yes!! yes!!! we're getting away! whoopdeedoo! yay! hooray! i'm not really that happy, but whatever. *in stupid little fairy tale 'disbelief' voice, you know what i'm talking about, right?* wow, it's so beautiful up here. i could fly and fly for as long as i liv- *hits wall that appeared from a cloud* *falls on his side and ends up looking down, sees andy wink* damn you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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