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@BongoBob: That's not a bad name. I expected something like Randolph Pesticide or Hugh Jazz or Enormus Backside. That's a normal name in my book. I had a substitute teacher, a WWII vet, named (I kid you not) Harry Balls. LMAO! Now do you think his parents didn't like him or what? Things were different back then I suppose.

 

 

 

Things I should be ashamed of (but really am not).

 

[*]Watching and knowing too many animated programs. Can you name 5 member from Lupin the III by heart. I know, it's sad

[*]Peeing my pants when I was in 1st grade during an assembly. Now I do it for money :D

[*]Puking all over your future girlfriend at a party. It wasn't me... it was the beer, honest!

[*]Having a lot of silly toys from TMNT to GI Joe. I know here it's acceptible, but try to explain it to your lawyer girlfriend you like He-man.

[*] Owning a pair of "Krusty the Clown" boxers.

[*] Getting fired from a job for pulling too many pranks (that was stupid... but I'd do it again!)

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*Runs away*

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ummmmmmmmmmm Im mostly embarrased about owning a Barbie my grandma bought me for god knows what reason...of course, it is a Barbie sporting little to no clothing.

 

Im also embarrased about owning Star Wars underwear I havent worn inseveral years.

 

Now that I think of it, thats stuffs not too embarrasing...

 

:rolleyes:

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Well, shameful...I started this thread, so...I SWEAR TO GOD THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME! I HAVE THREE FRIENDS ONLINE THAT CAN BACK THIS STORY UP(AND THAT IT ISN'T ME!SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING ITS ME AND NOT SOMEONE I KNOW!) Now, on to the story.

A kid at my school, Jacob Simmons went to school one fateful fay. He had to go to the library. He decided that this was a good time to whip out his HOMOSEXUAL PORNO MAG and hide it behind a book and well, do what guys do when they can't get none. The worst part was, that his "Girlfriend" was the one that discovered it. I kid you not, but this is probably the most shameful thing said here.

 

(PS Don't get mad if I offend you because I put emphasis on the homosexual pormo mag part. It's just that he had a relationship with this girl for over 4 years, and he had been doing this for 2 years of their relationship. It was just shameful that he didn't break it off and tell her straight off that he was homosexual. It really, really hurt her, and she was messed up for almost 2 months. This is just an embarrasing thing that was truely shameful.DON'T BAN ME OR REPORT ME TO A MOD!)

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