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is the f*ckin devil's game. this game is pure evil.

 

whenever i play this game, it's with my f*ckin little prick brother. his main goal when playing is not to win, but to piss me off. so i put all my starting armies on each country (one on each for 2 players), and i put half of my leftover armies all on one country, so i have something like one artilllery and one cavalry on there. he decides he wants this country, even though he only has one country in europe, and i have the other 6. so he stockpiles on all of his guys just to get the country. i'm like "what the f*** are you doing? you just want to piss my off!" and he says "no, i just want all of europe, you a******!" it's the game of the devil. i hate my little brother so much that if it was just me and him living in the house together, i'd f***in stab him with a butcher's knife, then smash every little piece of s*** thing he likes over his head, break his legs and arms, then saw them off and smack him with them.

 

and i also hate the game because once you start losing, it's impossible to win. and then, of course, the game takes 8 hours, so i have to sit and wait (because he starts with just about all of australia, s. america, and asia) for him to beat my armies. and i hate losing. i'm the biggest sore loser ever. when i play this game, it's a gigantic whinefest. i sit there and complain and say i don't want to play anymore, so then he starts whining and, i'm not kidding you, i want to f***in stab myself. so i keep playing and my attitude keeps getting worse and worse, and since i can't quit because then he whines and screams and throws the pieces all over, i have to sit there and skip every turn and place three armies a turn onto one country (because it's all i have left) while he slowly plucks them off one by one.

 

i had been wanting this for my birthday, so i got it yesterday, and i already hate the game. i want to return it so badly, but it's a birthday present, and plus the stupid game can't be returned once you take out a single game piece, which is total bull s***. i can't stand this game. i only wanted it because i'd played it eltsewhere before, and it was really fun.

 

maybe because i wasn't playing with the f***in little piece of s*** mother f***er a** b**** that is my misfortune to have as a brother. i hate his guts, and i hate the f***in game, too. i don't like playing anything with him, because his goal (seemingly) is to piss me off, not to win. he's such a ****.

 

i really have to play with mom or dad, but mom's always at work or taking a class or at her internship, and dad's too lazy and he just bums around all day eating, watching t.v., and sleeping, but mainly sleeping. i just want to get away from my dad and my brother for a week. i can't stand being around them.

 

and that's why i hate the game risk. i feel better now. i still want to kill my f***in inconsiderate ignoramus prick brother, but i feel a little better. :D

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You could win by having several thousand eligible troops arbitrarily struck from the board in a key country, by casting aspersions on their criminal backgrounds right before the battle, when the judges don't have time to investigate the validity of your claims.

 

On second thought, your little brother's probably too smart to fall for that trick. :dozey:

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whoa, keep that weird double post thing there. andy has a double post, but neil's post is somehow in between the double post:confused: you probably clicked the button at the same time or something.

 

yeah, my little brother doesn't manipulate me, he just pisses me off by doing gay stuff. like in that case, he just attacks when there's a lot of pieces and it takes about half an hour to knock out all the pieces. he's really obnoxious.

 

oh, wait, never mind. the two posts say something different. it's not a double post:( that'd be cool if it was, though:D

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Actually, there are some things that are WAY more fun and useful than playing board games of any kind. Example:

 

Shhh! Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunt'n WABBITS!

 

*shoots huge, misproportioned rifle randomly while Zoom Rabbit watches, calmly eating a carrot*

 

Dang! Why do I always miss?

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ouija and monopoly...huh. monopoly's not that bad, mainly cause i'm good at it, and ouija is a very strange game. my friend's friend tried tothrow it out and the next day it showed back up on his doorstep *shudder*

 

i have a ouija board, and it's a pice of crap, i'll tell you that. :rolleyes:

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With monopoly, theres always a moment that youre as good as dead but noone wants to stop playing, and than of course you hit the most expensive field...damn you evil economy!

 

 

Well what would you think? I got absolutely nothing with economy on school. I'm all like: The only right money is my money, and I dont care what happens to the rest...

 

 

 

Anyway, a game that IS fun is CATAN! That game rocks!

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yea, i just played a game with my little brother this afternoon, and i whooped his ass. i owned the connecticut-oriental-vermont one (which i will do anything to get, i think it's the best set on the board), then orange one (new york-st.james-tennessee) and the oh-so-famous dark blue one (boardwalk-park place, duh) and i pretty much drained him out until he had everything mortgaged and then landed on new york. i had hotels on every one of those pairs, btw.

 

yeah, i'm really good at that game. :D i rarely lose and i play that game pretty frequently compared to how much i play other ones that i have. i like that game.

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Das - I very much doubt this has anything to do with Risk. I think its something to do with you wanting to BE your brother. Go on admit it, he's better than you ;) !

 

Also I have an good idea from what you've told me that you're jealous of your mother for wearing those high heels while your left with a pair of Adidas......now am I right?;)

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i'm not jealous of my mom wearing high heels, cause she doesn't, but i think i do have a pair of adidas:confused:

 

and this does have to do with risk, so you're wrong, and the last thing i want to be is a gangly disgusting repulsive fagget like my little brother. i can't stand him. the game is evil, as well as my little brother. but not me. he just wants to piss me off. he's like a mosquito.

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ha! "pulling my leg". that expression reminds me of a story. it's pretty hilarious.

 

you know how in elementary school they give you those vision tests during school sometimes? well, the lady that tested me was a mean hag, i think she was probably on her girly time, anyway:

 

i couldn't see for crap. my vision was pretty blurry, she said stuff like "what's this picture" and i couldn't tell her for the life of me. i said somethng like "a house", which i guess it wasn't, so she said "oh, please". so then i said "what? it's a house, it looks exactly like a house." so then she gets all pissy and says "you need to stop joking around" in this really snotty, nasty tone that shows that she's a frigid bitch. so then i say "it's a house" yet again and she says "stop pulling my leg". i didn't know that expression, so i took it literally and said "i'm not pulling your leg, my hands are on the table, see?" and then she said "don't be smart with me, and stop pulling my leg" and i said "i'm not being smart with you, my hands are not anywhere near your leg".

 

this stupid bitch obviously could not grasp the concept that i:

1) couldn't see and that

2) i didn't know the expression "pulling my leg"

 

so then she said "okay, you're done, i don't want to bother with you any more." so i got up, left the room, and couldn't see for the next two years of my life because sh'es probably a druggie that dropped out of high school and is as dumb as a box of rocks.

 

and that's my story. pretty entertaining, isn't it.:rolleyes:

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"Don't pull a nasty old woman's leg. If she says you are pulling her leg, agree, unless you want to get away from her more quickly. In that case be a smart-ass or tell the truth."

 

Which lesson? How important?

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