Yufster Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Yes! Parasite Games is officially looking for people to work for pittance, or in fact, work for no money at all! So go here to review the jobs and apply for some of them, even. And the best part? If you choose an animation or art job, I'll be your boss!!! Wouldn't that be fantastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 I'd rather be Leona Helmsley's pool boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted June 22, 2003 Author Share Posted June 22, 2003 Well I'm only Artistic Director, I'm sure James Isaac would actually care about your well being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Well, I'm a sucky artist and I'm dumb and I'm unreliable - BUT I write KILLER dialogue! Because I talk to myself constantly! Let me go through my writing to find an example....hang on......ok......here it is: Scene 2: Wal-mart (Philippa and Roxanne are around the seasonal aisles) Roxanne: So how long have we been here? Philippa: (glancing at watch) Not long enough, apparently. We haven't seen a fifth of the holiday section and I think we are lost. Roxanne: I might even agree. Where the dickens are we? Philippa: Maybe that employee over there can help. Roxanne: The one that has "May I Help You?" emblazoned on the back of his blue vest? Philippa: The very one. (They approach the frazzled-looking employee) Roxanne: Hoy there! Wal-mart employee: Hoy yourself, little girl. Can't you see I am setting up a delicate lights display? Philippa: Why, Smoky! Who'd a' thought you had a job! Smoky: (whips around, red-faced) I....uh..... Roxanne: You KNOW this worm-eaten degenerate? Philippa: (haughtily) He's a held-back sophomore and little else. Roxanne: (coolly) And he called me a little girl! I think this warrants a trip to the manager. Smoky: (now turning white) No, don't! Philippa: Because you couldn't get a job anywhere else? Roxanne: Come, Phil, our business is with the head honcho around here. (turns to go) Smoky: No, wait! I'll do anything! Philippa: It's a good thing you aren't based on anyone the author knows, because I would pity her tremendously. What a sap. Roxanne: I think he may be useful to us, Phil. When do you get off, kid? Smoky: Half an hour, miss. Roxanne: Good. We'll wait in this section until then. Philippa: (aside) Seeing as how we can't get out! Roxanne: So, Smoky, how did you come by your extroadinary name? Smoky: My mother named me and my sister, Lucky Strike. Roxanne: I see. Well, you'd best be returning to work. It goes on for 25 scenes twice that length and and in the meantime visits scenes from Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Monkey Island, and plus the two girls turn out to princesses in the end. Fun to write, hell to read. So, now you understand why I can't apply for any of your job openings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Time to find an appropriat smile (and possibly a dictionairy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 A dictionary? To stuff down my throat or knock me over with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat_X Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 For checking my spelling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Captain Andy! You're halfway to being hired! I don't know what the other half is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Isaac Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Anyone else want to help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 i can't draw. actually, i can, i won a t-shirt design contest, and i have a lot of artwork around my room, i just can't draw cartoony for crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 I can't draw cartoony, either. (Or at all. Click on the link in my sig.) Everything comes out looking damn serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 at least you tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Perhaps it's more than you can say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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