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Yes! Parasite Games is officially looking for people to work for pittance, or in fact, work for no money at all! So go here to review the jobs and apply for some of them, even. And the best part? If you choose an animation or art job, I'll be your boss!!! Wouldn't that be fantastic?

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Well, I'm a sucky artist and I'm dumb and I'm unreliable - BUT I write KILLER dialogue! Because I talk to myself constantly! Let me go through my writing to find an example....hang on......ok......here it is:

 

Scene 2: Wal-mart

(Philippa and Roxanne are around the seasonal aisles)

 

Roxanne: So how long have we been here?

 

Philippa: (glancing at watch) Not long enough, apparently. We haven't

seen a fifth of the holiday section and I think we are lost.

 

Roxanne: I might even agree. Where the dickens are we?

 

Philippa: Maybe that employee over there can help.

 

Roxanne: The one that has "May I Help You?" emblazoned on the back of his blue vest?

 

Philippa: The very one.

 

(They approach the frazzled-looking employee)

 

Roxanne: Hoy there!

 

Wal-mart employee: Hoy yourself, little girl. Can't you see I am setting up a delicate lights display?

 

Philippa: Why, Smoky! Who'd a' thought you had a job!

 

Smoky: (whips around, red-faced) I....uh.....

 

Roxanne: You KNOW this worm-eaten degenerate?

 

Philippa: (haughtily) He's a held-back sophomore and little else.

 

Roxanne: (coolly) And he called me a little girl! I think this

warrants a trip to the manager.

 

Smoky: (now turning white) No, don't!

 

Philippa: Because you couldn't get a job anywhere else?

 

Roxanne: Come, Phil, our business is with the head honcho around here. (turns to go)

 

Smoky: No, wait! I'll do anything!

 

Philippa: It's a good thing you aren't based on anyone the author

knows, because I would pity her tremendously. What a sap.

 

Roxanne: I think he may be useful to us, Phil. When do you get off, kid?

 

Smoky: Half an hour, miss.

 

Roxanne: Good. We'll wait in this section until then.

 

Philippa: (aside) Seeing as how we can't get out!

 

Roxanne: So, Smoky, how did you come by your extroadinary name?

 

Smoky: My mother named me and my sister, Lucky Strike.

 

Roxanne: I see. Well, you'd best be returning to work.

 

It goes on for 25 scenes twice that length and and in the meantime visits scenes from Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Monkey Island, and plus the two girls turn out to princesses in the end. Fun to write, hell to read. So, now you understand why I can't apply for any of your job openings.

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