JediMasterEd Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 1.) You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." 2.) Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3.) You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4.) At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. 5.) You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6.) You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7.) The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. 8.) Wookiees are offended by your B.O. 9.) You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. 10.) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. 11.) Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." 12.) You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up. 13.) You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14.) You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. 15.) You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. 16.) Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. 17.) You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 18.) You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. 19.) You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. 20.) If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Greatest. List. EVAR!!!! I may have seen it 300 hundred times but it ALWAYS makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I first saw that list like 7 years ago before I had the 'net. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Are we supposed to add ours to it though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Why not? You might be a redneck jedi if you own the "Sithmaster 3000 Dark Jedi call." -if your landspeeder is missing an engine cowling, is six different shades of primer paint, and has a sticker that reads "I date my sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drivian Taluus Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 You knew Leia was your sister all along, and that Ben is your second cousin once removed on your mother's side and your third cousin twice removed on your father's side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 What does the phrase "...[x number of times] removed from mother's side" mean? Came up in Fellowship of the Rings too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterEd Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Go ahead, make up your own...seeing that you've already started on making them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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