Yufster Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S A LAW FIRM! We (me) here at I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm believe in offering you cheap crap for money. For only 10 credits one of our top lawyers (me) will represent you in any legal battle including but not limited to: Theft of Thread Content Spamming of Thread Flaming of User Religious Mumbo Jumbo Insulted Race Stolen Identities Retarded Moderators We represent anyone, from the innocent to the criminal! We'll even represent annoying retardios, who wonder why they are "suck in the island it is justs cuk reasl##l bad weot do i do hlp plz!!!!!!!!11111111111111" Prices as follows: Representing a single person: 10 Representing a dork: 12 Representing a Criminal: 15 (All prices are stated in Lucasforums Credits) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Yufster, Nitro, and Joshi Legal Services.... I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 *whips out clipboard* Let's see some degrees and licenses, people. Failing to do so could result in a horrible penalty akin to being dipped in muffin batter, sprinkled with sugar, and baked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 That's a "horribly penalty"? Where I come from, that's a daily event! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Ah, don't call yourself a lawyer until you notice I said "akin to," offering a quite a bit of creative freedom for the chap assigning penalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 You may call me the Honorable Judge Old Fogey™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 can i be attorney peter francis geraci? i tell you, that guy's commercials crack me up. he stares into the camera and it's one of those cheapy commercials that looks like it was shot with a camcorder, but not really. he talks really monotonously. he's like ben stein, only he's even more drab and idiotic. except ben stein isn't an idiot, but peter francis geraci is. and he says juggling about five times in one of them. i quote: "is every month a juggling act to keep yourself out of debt? i'm attorney peter francis geraci. are you a juggler?" (and yet again he says) "is every month a juggling act? are you a juggler? stop juggling! call my hotline: 1-800-401-4010 to get debt relief. get real debt relief from the law firm you trust to get you out of debt." he stares into the camera the whole time talking and he's on a really bland background that's this tan-gray color and it is the stupidest commercial i've ever seen. so i wanna be attorney peter francis geraci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 You can't be Peter Francis Geraci. Peter Francis Geraci already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Captain Andy Ah, don't call yourself a lawyer until you notice I said "akin to," offering a quite a bit of creative freedom for the chap assigning penalties. At what point did I ever assume that was, in fact, the penalty? I was simply expressing my incredulousness that one might consider that a penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Incredulity kills millions every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 So do malfunctioning vibrators, but you don't see me doing anything about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Can I just add my two cents (or should it be pennies, do the euro count?) and say that i have unknowingly joined a law firm. that seems highly unorthadox considering you need my consent to do this and without it, you would be committing a crime. I signed contract with a witness is needed for this to be legally binding. also this whole thing would be completely impossible for the main reason that i live in england, Yufster lives in Ireland and Nitro lives in canada, each has his own law's and acts to abide to and therefore it would be hard for any legal action to be taken. This Law firm is extremly corrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Das... You watch Fair City? Or Fairly Sh!tty as I like to call it. Are you irish!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 I can't believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Das... You watch Fair City? Or Fairly Sh!tty as I like to call it. Are you irish!? i don't see anything about fair city in my post... and that thing that claims i edited the post has nothing to do with fair city. i simply had placed a mean statement in there that i took back because i'm trying to become a nicer, less mean person, in an attempt to win the niceness award become a better person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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