Alia Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 My valiant crewmates and I have left the pillaging, burning, sacking, and shouting of the Battle of the Retitling behind. For this I am glad. But I sense that in its wake a greater evil has befallen the gentle Harbor. I can feel it in the, uhh, deck. Shadows lurk in the dirty corners....and the crewmates whisper of a nameless fear. Some say the evil Ghost Pirate Lechuck has reincarnated for the last time, to spread his foul stench over the Caribbean. This I doubt. I am convinced that the evil resides within each one of us, some more, some less. The blatant pointlessness of everything we do has driven some of the crew mad. One by one, they begin to fade.....gradually. Some become spineless spirit-minions of another online community.....some are led to desperate fates, attempting to jump overboard to end the expanse of boredom and chaos by throwing themselves off a cliff to the rocks below. One by one, they are consumed by the yearning for the old Harborness. "My home is in shambles," sobbed a poor, dirty little girl. "My country is dying, and my people are leaving. Now it's only me, my brothers and my pet rabbit. All the others are fading fast...." She wiped another tear, and said, "Now I know why they have all those crying-face smilies." The scarred, battle-worn Harbor said to me pleadingly, "Don't give up on me, I may have a few good years left yet." People, regroup! Don't post about how sucky everything is, how the Harbor is dying! Make it better! What do you think would be nice to talk about here? Post a thread about it! Things will look up again, I promise. My word, if it means anything. -Captain Andy Early, early Wednesday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Pass me a bottle, and I'll tell ye all a valiant story of a boy who fought a major corporation in nothing but sneakers and an apron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Nitro, I don't think any of us need to see that picture again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 To Captain Andy and Redwing, respectively. Not to Nitro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 yeah. just do some nice topics to forget all the horrible trips we made through last days..! *throws away empty mescaline-sixpack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Andy.....instead of all this almost poetic claptrap;) you could just do the decent thing and post some naked pictures of yourself That'd guarantee my hanging around for a while!!! How could I leave with such a top crowd?!! Hip Hip Hoorah for The Harbour!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 9, 2003 Author Share Posted July 9, 2003 The decent thing? Scandalous! At any rate, I wrote that, as it says, early in the morning when I always feel deathly optimistic and encouraging. Hey, maybe I'll write a fan novel about the Harbor tomorrow night. That would be.....weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *wonders what kind of a role he'll play* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Well bitchin' about things not going swell never helped anybody. All it takes is a little imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I'm imagining a large breasted woman trying to sell me liquorice at my doorstep, and a small guy on a pogo stick who seems to be her boss..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branik Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Well after you use that potent imagination of yours to make up nice thread topics we'll be much better off, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 unfortunately my imagination is rather im-potent..... ...hence the woman buggered off:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Steal the little dude's pogo stick and bugger off after her, then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I tried that, but the little b****** kicked me in the nuts and ran off laughing!!! Go on Zoom, get after them for me, retrieve that liquorice, and those breasts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 breasts breasts .. zoom wait! *struggles* .. *falls* *gets up* *struggles and falls again* .. *gets up again* *gets slapped by a mod: "dont SPAM!!!!"* zoom yeah you almost got her..! *helps up roy..* lets get some milkyshakes, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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