TieDefender75 Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 answer me these riddles three! (well 2 for now) 1) How do you make a person feel like an idiot, if they are supposedly always right and you are always wrong? (if you dont understand, ask) 2) This thing, all things devours Birds, beasts, trees, flowers Gnaws iron, bites steel, Grinds hard bones to meal, Slays kings, ruins towns, And beats high mountian DOWN! Answer these and you get a nice and shiny....skittle!
Boba Rhett Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 * pulls out pistol and begins shooting in dark* 1. Tell them that they're always right? 2. Time? Aging?
TieDefender75 Posted July 12, 2003 Author Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett * pulls out pistol and begins shooting in dark* 1. Tell them that they're always right? 2. Time? Aging? damn it rhett......damn it.....i thought this thread would last a LITTLE longer..... *puts on a happy face* I'l be back with some more soon... *Then bullet hits TD75 and he falls dead*
Darth Homer Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 *Uses Necromantic powers to raise TD75 from the dead, though now he's a walking corpse* Whoops...thought I was using the bring back to life spell instead of the reanimate one... TD75: BRAAAAINS....
lukeiamyourdad Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 Shortest Thread Ever! Well..not short...well...anyway I'm stupid...
Admiral Odin Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 The second riddle is from the Hobbit, or at least there is a variation of that one.
Darth Homer Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 black & white & red all-over? A sunburned Zebra and as for YD's "What's in my pocket?" some lint, no, your hand!
Heavyarms Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 a newspaper. It's a stupid joke, with a dumb answer.
Billy Shears Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 a newspaper. It's a stupid joke, with a dumb answer. I already gave the answer. Pay attention!
Darth Homer Posted July 13, 2003 Posted July 13, 2003 Originally posted by Billy Shears [bI already gave the answer. Pay attention! [/b] Though to be accurate, a biracial man is neither black nor white, and if he was embarrased, only his face would be red, not "all-over"
Billy Shears Posted July 13, 2003 Posted July 13, 2003 Ah. Well, to be truthfull, I thought I had made the term "biracial" up. So, it's a guy that's literally half white and half black, with a line down the middle, and has a problem with his embarrassment gene so therefore, he is red all over. Duh.
lukeiamyourdad Posted July 13, 2003 Posted July 13, 2003 How can he be red where he's black? I've got black friends and they're never red when embarassed.
Darth Homer Posted July 14, 2003 Posted July 14, 2003 Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad How can he be red where he's black? I've got black friends and they're never red when embarassed. YEAH!! AND WHAT ABOUT.......uhm....erm....yeah....getim, luke....
Billy Shears Posted July 14, 2003 Posted July 14, 2003 Like I said, his embarrassment gene is messed up, making the---oh, just trust me, it works.
TieDefender75 Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 I got kinda lazy and only got 1 more...... The is a computer that is about to rule the world. It can answer ANY question, but if you ask a question it can't answer it will short circut and explode. It will allow 4 questions.....if it can answer all 4 then the world is doomed and it will take over.....There are 2 conditions....... 1) The question cannot be what is in my pocket because it has x-ray vision;) 2) You cannot destroy the computer becuase it has robot guards and an electrified floor..... Oh, BTW, Rhett......you can't participate in this one......though you can tell me your answer via PM..... Remember 4 chances.....use them wisely....enjoy...
TieDefender75 Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by DashRendar "What is my next question?" It can read minds....(true....that may be a question it may not be able to answer, but thats not the one i'm looking for)
DashRendar Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by TieDefender75 It can read minds....(true....that may be a question it may not be able to answer, but thats not the one i'm looking for) Just cuz it's not what you're looking for doesn't mean it's not right! OK ok...but since it's right it shouldn't count "Will you ever rule the world?"
Young David Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 What's my next question? edit: Waited to long with replying ... Dash beated me to it ... So I still have 4 go's
TieDefender75 Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 Yeah Dash.....you saved the world....YOUR WORLD!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!....sorry... Ok, Dash's world is saved..... The rest of the world is still in danger....4 chances...(because i'm a nice guy;)) Oh, BTW, Dash.....the 2nd question you posted it could answer...
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