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I used my latent psychic ability to see into the future, into Holiday 2004. I saw many things. I saw rain, and I saw ice, for some reason. I saw corn dogs beckoning, and I saw Half Life 2.

 

And I saw a crowd, three miles long, lined up outside Gamesworld, at 8.30 in the morning, waiting for the doors to open. Curious, my mind waited around to see what they were waiting for. The doors opened. And in surged hundreds of desperate people. They all headed for one stand. And that stand was....the Psychonauts Stand.

 

Yes. Holiday 2004 is gonna be hot, HOT with Psychic Extravaganza. So I brought you back this little memory of the future, so you could all be excited and happy with me. This is what Lilly from Psychonauts will look like. I have used my ultra super cool Psychic Powers to visualise her, and then I used MS paint to do all these cool borders and stuff. Eat your heart out, 3D studio max!!!

 

 

lillyf.PNG

 

...Maybe.

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Yes, Psychonauts was made by Tim Schafer and his excellent company, Double Fine Productions. I think it's actually finished but it's not being released til 2004. They're polishing it, maybe. But anyway, the thing is, it's excellent. Really excellent. As an aspiring artist, the graphics and designs are so wonderful and the entire colour scheme so beautiful... I mean, the whole thing is fantastic.

 

Anyway.

 

Kyo, you HEATHEN. I can't believe you don't know what Psychonauts is.

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Yes. All true. Except the part where they all ran to the Psychonauts Stand. A few of them ran behind the counter to tend to the sales, because they were employees. But first they ran to the Psychonauts Stand to grab themselves copies. So it wasn't really untrue, just untrue in the sense that it wasn't wholly, completely true.

 

Kjo, do not be dumb. Visit this page. It has absolutely nothing* to do with Psychonauts, but it is rather funny.

 

 

 

*Except that it's the official homepage of Double Fine Productions, the guys who made Psychonauts, and it is updated by Tim Schafer, in disguise as a manly cow. I think he does not know that all cows are female, except those that are:

 

A) Bulls

 

or,

 

B) confused about their sexual --- ........Ohhhhh.

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Andy, I have a secret and you must promise to tell NOBODY.

 

Everybody else, close your eyes.

 

 

 

You can use Lilly for your Avatar too, if you want. I had to get special Psychic Lessons from Raz on Friendster, to see into the future. And I saw the end of Psychonauts as well, but I won't tell you because I don't want to spoil it, but it's really cool. The other girl in Psychonauts is called Milla, and she's known as the Mental Mynx, but her mind is too strong so I can't see her in the future, because she has this sort of Mental Firewall up. And...

 

 

I said close your eyes!!! Close them, you big meanie head!

 

 

 

...And you mustn't tell anybody because it's secret!

 

 

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For Yufster ONLY!

 

 

I told you not to look!

 

 

Ahem:

 

 

Yay! I'm gonna make a sig image,too! Is it ok if I use bits of your drawing?

 

 

Now the year is going to go by so slowly...waiting...waiting...oh god, the waiting...

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Andy Only, you meanie heads!

 

 

 

You mean like the boobs and stuff? Sure!

 

NuclearWeapons@secretssssssss.gasp !I'm glad somebody else finally likes Double Fine as much as me. And you know Chris Schultz? He's WICKED! Anyway, have you ever emailed Double Fine? Also, Raz, the main character from Psychonauts, has his own email address. It used to be deadlysecret@DFO.GOV but now it's Razputin94@yahoo.com and he also uses friendster. He sort of looks a bit like Tim Schafer! But he's Raz. Raz the Psychadet! Anyway, if you love Double Fine, try emailing them at Info@Doublefine.com because as they say, you never know what might happen! Tim Schafer is funny, and he has nice smiley eyes, and he makes my mommy laugh. Remember, Chris.Schultz.Is@d00dWICKED.hot

 

 

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oh, i want to join the spoiler fun, too!!! i have no clue what to say. what's psychonauts? never played it...unless it's not a computer game...or something.

 

so what's up with this game? i can't see the little picture yufster made in the first post :( and then when i go to the address, then i still can't see anything because of **** ******* ******* ***** aol.

 

anyway...i've been reading the spoilers along the way, and i have no clue what the hell anybody is saying, just like i had no clue about what was going on in that grim fandango thread, either. in fact, i don't even know why i'm posting this. really, i mean it's not like i know what's going on. at least i'm being inquisitive (hey, i just used a thesaurus!) and asking questions so that i will know eventually and can actually talk about it...

 

is this spoiler long enough yet? can you believe this is what this whole post so far has been working up to. i'm just trying to ask as many questions as i can to make the spoiler as long as possible. hey, i just made it enough so that there's a scroll bar on the reply screen! whoopdeedoo!

 

would you like examples of questions? if so, move to the next few spoilers for exciting inquiries

 

 

 

question #1. why is mmmreywhrhheiaoigniawpihtewopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

 

 

oops. i had a little malfunction there...

 

question #1.

 

 

 

...i forgot. oh well. *shrug*

 

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for Andys Eyes Only!!!

 

 

 

From: "Info" <info@d?&/5$&e.com> | Add to Address Book

To: "Rusalka" <yuasdfasdfs£$^"£$ter@yahoo.com>

 

You changed that. I said, "Your father..." not "You're father."

Why would you go back and alter an old email just to make me feel dumb?

 

Well, I guess I answered my own question there.

 

 

 

*Giggles like a Girl*

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Like, OMG! *giggles madly*

 

My friends are wondering what's up with me and all I can do is look dreamy and mumble words that sort of sound like "Doublefine, Psychonauts, Tim Schafer, and Holiday 2004." Then they STOP ASKING. Isn't it obvious at that point?

 

It's almost time for more questioning of the Info Cow.

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