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Oh man, and Yufster. She was so great. She should come here more often too...

 

Guys, I miss MEKSILON. It was so fun to argue pointlessly with him. I couldn't possibly argue in such a never ending circle with ANYBODY else. Nobody else held quite that level of stupidity and ignorance that he had. I wish... I wish I hadn't uncreated him :(

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Originally posted by Yufster

 

Guys, I miss MEKSILON. It was so fun to argue pointlessly with him. I couldn't possibly argue in such a never ending circle with ANYBODY else. Nobody else held quite that level of stupidity and ignorance that he had. I wish... I wish I hadn't uncreated him :(

 

ROFL.

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Natty :) Ernil has recently come over to the dark side and I was wondering if you would be interested in joining us?

 

 

Think of it like this. Right now, you are happy, maybe. Now close your eyes. Think about a rainbow. You're sitting on the rainbow and you can see for miles. You can see lakes and rivers and rolling, lush hills. A little bird lands on your shoulder. He totally does not poop on your shoulder. The breeze is washing gently over your face as you lie back... (Keep your eyes open though so you can keep reading this)... and yawn. The warm sun is like, totally warm. Imagine the joy of a thousand singing larks added on top of that, and multiply it by 100000.

 

THAT is what you are missing.

 

Tell her about it, Ernil.

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I been to San Francisco once. Great seafood, but I hate seafood. I like shrimp though. Great shrimp in Frisco. Me, I live near Chicago, where it is windy every damn day, and cold once too often. My dream is to finish school, get a meaningless job, (preferably sitting in an office in front of a computer), one that pays enough to live out my life in sheer tranquil boredom, get married, have kids, and move to Texas near the coast, where I shall retire.

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tim schafer doesn't actually exist, right?

 

i hate to be the goon *used Ernil's word* who states the obvious but i wanted make sure we were all on the same page here.

 

ron gilbert is the actual guy and it's sorta like with garth brooks and chris gaines he made up tim schafer as his goofy alter ego. ron quit and tim quit lucasarts at almost the same time... curious, eh? they both started completely different computer game making companies... curious, eh? almost like they were alter-ego computer game companies...

 

There was once an interview of Ron that I happened upon where he discussed his disappointment in how big his Tim's following had become but when I tried to find this interview just in recent weeks I've been unable to uncover its whereabouts. For the love of GOD let me know if you find it!!

 

 

 

i've always thought ron's little character Tim was the secret of monkey island and the fact that they worked "together" on it was a joke but everyone looked passed the obvious and tried to find and connect all the intricacies of the plot that ron hadn't even meant to be there.

 

 

but okay glad to get this off my chest. go back to praising "tim schafer."

 

Much Love,

Mr. Burger

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ok you guys, thanks for the fill-in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

was i kidding?

yes.

 

 

 

 

 

did you react strangely?

yes.

 

 

 

 

 

did i win?

yes.

 

 

 

 

i know tim schafer. i love tim schafer. take note.

 

 

 

 

 

 

much love,

mr.burger

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Um... Actually, Tim didn't have anything to do with 3 or 4....

 

Although he was supposed to be mentioned in some secret credits thing but I never saw that. LOL, something like, "Tim Schafer would like to remind everybody that he has nothing to do with MI3, unless it is a great success in which case he wants everybody to know that Guybrush Threepwood was really HIS idea."

 

Ha ha, I must try to find that again...I think it's on the Scumm Bar or something.

 

Also, if Tim had anything to do with MI4, it would have been GOOD.

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You believe you've outwitted all, but I get the last laugh in the end, Mr.Burger...

 

 

*Ernil doesn't have a sweet departure. He attacks from nowhere and swiftly sneaks into the night. No one knows where he is and when he's come*

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*But Dana, with some sort of amazing feat of vision, spots Chris ambling towards the local Metrosexual Fashion store and pulls out his gun. (this is a sweet gun no pussy bullets it shoots SWORDS. really nice swords. no no no LIGHT SABERS!!) he awaits Chris's next move*

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Chris lies above, noticing Dana stalking his holographic projection. "What a goon" he thinks. Christopher busts out his whistle, his squeaky toy, and a large Public Address system to shatter the eardrums of Dana. "I had might as well claim victory now" he states.

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Luckily for Dana, he left his ears at home by accident. Instead he had GUN TURRETS for ears. He located the source of the noise...

 

 

Chris stood laughing sinisterly when suddenly a light saber flew threw the air, impaling a nearby woodsman. Chris had little time to make his next move...

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Flying through the air, Chris saw one more light-saber. It was blazing right for his head.

 

 

Luckily, Beth Rooney was taking a stroll by. With the supernatural instincts she was born with, her teeth locked around the flying light-saber. This gave Chris just enough time to build his next weapon from scratch. With the materials given to him, he created

 

A Flyswatter.

 

With one little swat of a fly, that fly went soaring through the air. The ridiculous speed of it caught the eye of a nearby passing bird, who plummeted to the ground, steering clear of the flying missile. As the bird finished it's plummet, it noticed that it was headed straight for a near-by wood chopping machine. With the last strength in it's body, it forced itself to the side and eventually, it inpaled itself onto a tree. The force of this impact shattered the tree, with every single splinter and every fragment heading straight for Dana's head.

 

 

 

P.S...I'm officially starting my dread-locks today. If I succeed with them, I'll be very surprised, though.

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Dana sees the tree plummeting towards him and cackles, and not a moment too soon. He quickly clicks on the Pick Up button and manages to swipe the tree from midair and put it into his pocket between his pieces o' eight and his dog named Guybrush. He then highlights the dog and drags it onto the tree, combining them into a hybrid killing machine.

 

Not just any hybrid killing machine... the dreaded:

 

OxyClean! - guaranteed to get your stains out or your money back in full plus you can keep the purchased items!

 

Chris's eyes glitter in awe... then fill slowly with horrified realization... he stands no chance against the odds. He will have to fall back on the one fail-proof plan remaining...

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