Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Oh man, and Yufster. She was so great. She should come here more often too... Guys, I miss MEKSILON. It was so fun to argue pointlessly with him. I couldn't possibly argue in such a never ending circle with ANYBODY else. Nobody else held quite that level of stupidity and ignorance that he had. I wish... I wish I hadn't uncreated him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 You're right! She hasn't posted in a while. What's up with that? Now we're stuck with that Ernil goon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster Guys, I miss MEKSILON. It was so fun to argue pointlessly with him. I couldn't possibly argue in such a never ending circle with ANYBODY else. Nobody else held quite that level of stupidity and ignorance that he had. I wish... I wish I hadn't uncreated him ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Natty Ernil has recently come over to the dark side and I was wondering if you would be interested in joining us? Think of it like this. Right now, you are happy, maybe. Now close your eyes. Think about a rainbow. You're sitting on the rainbow and you can see for miles. You can see lakes and rivers and rolling, lush hills. A little bird lands on your shoulder. He totally does not poop on your shoulder. The breeze is washing gently over your face as you lie back... (Keep your eyes open though so you can keep reading this)... and yawn. The warm sun is like, totally warm. Imagine the joy of a thousand singing larks added on top of that, and multiply it by 100000. THAT is what you are missing. Tell her about it, Ernil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 I'll bet we could argue in little repetitive circles all by ourselves...if we TRIED really hard. But it probably wouldn't be worth the effort. EDIT: Never mind. DOUBLE EDIT: Natty. Come. It's easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 But Meksilon was one in a million. EDIT: Yes Natty, COME to the DARKNESS. It's the part of the light you CAN'T SEEeeEeEeeeEeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Teach me everything I need to know. I love to to corrupeted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 You need to read this page: http://www.doublefine.com/news.htm And all will be revealed to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 I been to San Francisco once. Great seafood, but I hate seafood. I like shrimp though. Great shrimp in Frisco. Me, I live near Chicago, where it is windy every damn day, and cold once too often. My dream is to finish school, get a meaningless job, (preferably sitting in an office in front of a computer), one that pays enough to live out my life in sheer tranquil boredom, get married, have kids, and move to Texas near the coast, where I shall retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 tim schafer doesn't actually exist, right? i hate to be the goon *used Ernil's word* who states the obvious but i wanted make sure we were all on the same page here. ron gilbert is the actual guy and it's sorta like with garth brooks and chris gaines he made up tim schafer as his goofy alter ego. ron quit and tim quit lucasarts at almost the same time... curious, eh? they both started completely different computer game making companies... curious, eh? almost like they were alter-ego computer game companies... There was once an interview of Ron that I happened upon where he discussed his disappointment in how big his Tim's following had become but when I tried to find this interview just in recent weeks I've been unable to uncover its whereabouts. For the love of GOD let me know if you find it!! i've always thought ron's little character Tim was the secret of monkey island and the fact that they worked "together" on it was a joke but everyone looked passed the obvious and tried to find and connect all the intricacies of the plot that ron hadn't even meant to be there. but okay glad to get this off my chest. go back to praising "tim schafer." Much Love, Mr. Burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 But Dana...look at the guy. Read about him. Learn about him. Do. You'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roytordes'babe Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 tim schafer made monkey island 1 and 2 with ron gilbert and tim made monkey island 3 and 4 after ron gilbert left. I just can't believe you don't know who he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 ok you guys, thanks for the fill-in. was i kidding? yes. did you react strangely? yes. did i win? yes. i know tim schafer. i love tim schafer. take note. much love, mr.burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Um... Actually, Tim didn't have anything to do with 3 or 4.... Although he was supposed to be mentioned in some secret credits thing but I never saw that. LOL, something like, "Tim Schafer would like to remind everybody that he has nothing to do with MI3, unless it is a great success in which case he wants everybody to know that Guybrush Threepwood was really HIS idea." Ha ha, I must try to find that again...I think it's on the Scumm Bar or something. Also, if Tim had anything to do with MI4, it would have been GOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Blame me for 'babes incorrect assertion.......she mumbled something about who did what and I mumbled some rubbish back in a random order while stuffing cake down my neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 The only possible way you could include "MI4" and "Tim Schafer" in the same sentence is if it was something like, "The only possible way you could include "MI4" and "Tim Schafer" in the same sentence is if it was something like"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 take THAT roytordes'babe!! (Mr. Burger pokes her in the nose and then, with feline grace, flips twice in the air, dives out of the giant stain glass window and flies away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 You believe you've outwitted all, but I get the last laugh in the end, Mr.Burger... *Ernil doesn't have a sweet departure. He attacks from nowhere and swiftly sneaks into the night. No one knows where he is and when he's come* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 *But Dana, with some sort of amazing feat of vision, spots Chris ambling towards the local Metrosexual Fashion store and pulls out his gun. (this is a sweet gun no pussy bullets it shoots SWORDS. really nice swords. no no no LIGHT SABERS!!) he awaits Chris's next move* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Chris lies above, noticing Dana stalking his holographic projection. "What a goon" he thinks. Christopher busts out his whistle, his squeaky toy, and a large Public Address system to shatter the eardrums of Dana. "I had might as well claim victory now" he states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Luckily for Dana, he left his ears at home by accident. Instead he had GUN TURRETS for ears. He located the source of the noise... Chris stood laughing sinisterly when suddenly a light saber flew threw the air, impaling a nearby woodsman. Chris had little time to make his next move... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Flying through the air, Chris saw one more light-saber. It was blazing right for his head. Luckily, Beth Rooney was taking a stroll by. With the supernatural instincts she was born with, her teeth locked around the flying light-saber. This gave Chris just enough time to build his next weapon from scratch. With the materials given to him, he created A Flyswatter. With one little swat of a fly, that fly went soaring through the air. The ridiculous speed of it caught the eye of a nearby passing bird, who plummeted to the ground, steering clear of the flying missile. As the bird finished it's plummet, it noticed that it was headed straight for a near-by wood chopping machine. With the last strength in it's body, it forced itself to the side and eventually, it inpaled itself onto a tree. The force of this impact shattered the tree, with every single splinter and every fragment heading straight for Dana's head. P.S...I'm officially starting my dread-locks today. If I succeed with them, I'll be very surprised, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 It's nearly Monday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 It IS Monday, you CUR! I demand whatever it is you've been promising IMMEDIATELY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Dana sees the tree plummeting towards him and cackles, and not a moment too soon. He quickly clicks on the Pick Up button and manages to swipe the tree from midair and put it into his pocket between his pieces o' eight and his dog named Guybrush. He then highlights the dog and drags it onto the tree, combining them into a hybrid killing machine. Not just any hybrid killing machine... the dreaded: OxyClean! - guaranteed to get your stains out or your money back in full plus you can keep the purchased items! Chris's eyes glitter in awe... then fill slowly with horrified realization... he stands no chance against the odds. He will have to fall back on the one fail-proof plan remaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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