Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 This is a thread for me and Andy to practise our Psychic Communications. ANDY, CHECK YOUR GODDAMN E-MAIL, NOW, RIGHT THIS SECOND, IMMEDIATELY, OH MY LORD, NOWNOWNOW!!!! AND THEN GET ON AIM!!! :rofl: :rofl: And end your email signatures with "I am a Girl". :rofl: :rofl: Note to Mods: Please do not delete/close this thread, there is a secret hidden meaning that we will reveal to you, very very soon... Right Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 OMG. I'll spell it. Oh - my - god. I haven't gotten anything yet. But I was so excited while I was checking it that my fingers were shaking and I typed in the url as "hotmail.com.com" and wasted more time while I was at it.... I can't get on AIM for another hour. I'm working on a Photoshop project for my mom and she's got both eyes on my neck. But soon...SOON. Did you get something already? Did you? DID YOU? .... I am a girl! But you knew that. In less than an hour, I'll be checking again. And just as shaky fingered as before. Oh Lord...let it be...let it be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 I totally did. Let's just put it this way. We owe somebody a purple lobster tie, and a leprechaun keychain, and waitwaitwait... Andy is a GIRL!? :rofl: :rofl: *secret secret secret* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 I'm a girl. Yes I am! Hollllyyyyy crappp I can hardly type! And for the past hour I was working on some very boring photos for my mom, waiting for her to leave....leave Mom, I have important stuff to do! I kept telling her telepathically. But to no avail. I got the work done, although I was trembling with anticipation and choking on Teddy Grahams. I'm just glad she didn't trying to take me to the EMERGENCY ROOM. I'm a lucky girl. I'm SOOOOO lucky. And omg, you are all lucky too. Oh - so - lucky. Ohsofreakinluckythatyoushouldblessyourbuttons, soulandthedayyouwereborn. THAT LUCKY. I still haven't got anything, Yuf. I'm checking still, though, about every twenty minutes. Purple! It must be PURPLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 --Editing for revealing content-- It takes a certain type of Cow Andy... but also a certain type of grass, if you catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 Holy doughnuts!!! Me and Andy were just waiting for something and we got a bit bored, so we figured we'd work out some time zones. And we uncovered something so shocking, so terrible, so horrible... Oh man, I can barely even say it. Tim Schafer doesn't exist. How is this possible? Very simple. Like this: Tim Schafer lives in San Francisco. I live in Ireland. It is 5:20am here It is 9:20pm there. Don't ask why I'm up so late; I'll tell you anyway. I've been fixing bugs on BR, ALL NIGHT. Anyway, my point is this: I am in tomorrow already. Tim Schafer is still in the past. How can one exist when they're not even in the present!? Finally my sleepless nights, coffee intoxication and relentless hard work on BR have paid off, because I've finally realized the meaning of life: To stay at the edge of existence. To stay at the edge of the clock, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 So I started to reply THREE TIMES, but got kinda distracted. This time, I say this: I'm stuck several hours between Yufster and Tim Schafer. This can't be good. But it can't be bad, either because I am nearer to Tim Schafer's time and Yufster's time than their times are to each other. So I'm confused. But in a good way. I'm also tired. But I can't sleep. Oh...cows! EDIT: I tried to fix it. I give up. That whole paragraph is majorly flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 ---Deleted for Creepy Content!!!--- Andy, you should edit that because because it's completely, you know, hilarious when you realize what you've basically just said. Andy and Tim, sitting in a treeee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 ROTFL!!!! YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT TIME ZONES!!!! I THOUGHT... !!!! ROTFLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 HOLY SH...uhh...WOW. HAHAHAHAHA! I have tears streaming down my face! This is messed up! I am! You are! OMG! I have never had such bad English in my LIFE. Ha....ha...ha! Good night! Come back tomorrow, same time, same place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 Sweet dreams, Psychadet. EDIT: Now I have confirmed what kind of closeness we're talking here... Yes, true, you ARE closer to Schafers time. I however, am closer to the future, and therefore I will be the first to feed the cows. You savvy? Because I will be ahead of you in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 It's...not...fair.....yet it is....I gave up. I thought I was going to bad. NOW I am going to bed. Shut. Eye. Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 I predict that I will be here later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 ...what no lesbian erotica? So I've just wasted my time opening this post!!! I'd expect better from you two!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 and therefore I will be the first to feed the cows Cover's blown. You're pulling off some prostitution sort of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 you crazy lesbians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo you crazy lesbians! I think "you selfish lesbians" would be more appropriate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 NIKO!!!! Niko, I will say only this: Stick around today, and possibly tomorrow, because me and Andy have something we want to show you. Something so awesome, so cool... that I dare not say it, in case it is not true. And.... me and Andy aren't lesbians. We're totally after Tim Schafer. Or at least. she is. Last night she said --- Well, look, just... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 ...what like:- "Yuffy babe....pretend you're Tim for a while.....I'll be Ron!" I know your game!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by Yufster NIKO!!!! Niko, I will say only this: Stick around today, and possibly tomorrow, because me and Andy have something we want to show you. Something so awesome, so cool... that I dare not say it, in case it is not true. cant stay yuffyuff. gotta get back to the army the army is killing me, but i got a cool M16! whoooo *shoots someone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 Niko, you are such a liar, they haven't even released MI5 yet. And I don't get it, Roy? Are you calling Tim and Ron gay? You're going to regret that. Me and Andy will make sure you regret that. But not now. No... later today. Yes. Mooohahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Oi@Niko At least you get to come home sometime eh? Or at least online. Hope those 2years and 11 months or so are easier when you get use too it. @Thread - Oro? What is happening? I dunno, but it's fun. @Yufster - You, my friend, definatly belong in Aresen, why, you'd be up there with LQ and Lynk Former. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 And Andy and Tim Schafer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 hi. what'd i miss? oh, hi niko! i don't know how to do that smiley that waves...although i would if i knew what it was. hey, where's andy? hmmm....well...i'm really bored. today is a stupid day so far, probably because i've been awake for only three hours, but still...i can tell today's gonna be a little dumb for me. oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 For some reason, from the hints that Andy and Yuf are throwing around, I'd like to say one thing. Tim Schafer, I love you. I feel safer after saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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