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Originally posted by Chuahtemoc

reading your silly little schoolboy rants is hilarious :)

 

the fact that you are fighting ideas and storylines and a fantastic galaxy that has been loved by ppl for like 25 yrs makes you the dumbest person I know, you're not going to change things, lol, lol, dadada, remember, this is a whole nother GALAZY, in a whole nother UNIVERSE, things simply arent the SAME, ppl in the Star Wars galaxy prolly invented more advanced, energy-based technology far before they invented projectile weaponry--the basis of this kind of fact streams from Benjamin Franklin's writings where God and science are parallels, and in order to better oneself in God's mind (or, in the thise case, the ways of the Force) one must outhink their oppressor, dadada, you know all that stupid ****. It's alot of theory, but remember, a different galaxy, a different timeline. They advanced faster than we did, but even if they advanced at the same rate, does that mean there would ever even be "countries" in the SW galaxy? probably not. I mean, where our planet has industrialized at different paces in different areas, their galaxy--due to better advancements in communications, weapons, transportation, and the like--has evolved just as our planet has. I mean, the Jedi and Jediisim's existence goes back at least a million years, and the Old Jedi Order went back nearly 25,000 years, but Tetan, Hapan, Tion, and Koornacht empires ruled the vast galaxy in between. The Republic was only formed like 30,000 years ago, and the Jedi Order, bestowed with the task of protecting the galaxy, prophetically expanded their Jediism and teachings of the Force. By the end of the Sith War, around 4000 BBY (before Battle of Yavin) the galaxy was ready to collude into a Republic. Then of course, around 50-18 bby, Palpatine and Vader annhilated most Jedi, but Pharka Hariss helped Yoda escape to Dagobah and in the process of covering Yoda's tracks, Hariss is killed by Vader, bla blah blah, blah blah blah, but Yoda, Obi-Wan, Alleon Cennor, and numerous other Jedi who escaped the Purge go on to preserve that whole "peace, love, daddadadaada thing that Jedi got going on. It's all part of the universe, dont try to fight it. you'll lose :p

 

 

marker i like laughing at you. keep writing lol:biggs:

 

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Good points Marker.;)

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those are good questions marker. just so you guys know, star wars isnt real.

 

And another thing, why are only Jedi & Sith's allowed to have lightsabers? Lightsabers would be very useful for people in the landscaping industries, think about it. Forget cleaning those hedgetrimmers or chainsaw, use your lightsaber ya freak. It's low maintenance & costs less than a penny per day. :-)

 

Something i never understood was why its "dangerous" in the hands of someone who isnt a jedi. I mean, they make it sound like right when they turn the saber on they will stab themselves... if you can hold the blade straight you'll be fine. They dont look that heavy.

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Originally posted by Gabrobot

"May the Force be with you" is not referring to someone’s connection to the Force...it's referring to the force being on your side. (Remember all that Force will stuff?)

 

Lightsabers are somewhat hard to make, and are hard to use without killing yourself or chopping off an arm, or something. They are completely useless to most people. There actually are other energy tools and stuff that are basically energy blades (but not as "sharp" as a lightsaber).

 

The games have blaster bolts slowed way down from how fast they really go. They really go just as fast as projectiles, and a Jedi can detect things before they happen, anyway, so projectiles don't make it any easier to kill a Jedi. In fact, it would be harder, because you've got to worry about ammo, reloading and stuff, that you wouldn't with an energy weapon. There aren't that many Jedi (and they really don't go rampaging around killing a few hundred stormtroopers and Dark Jedi and stuff like in the games...), and since there isn't any way to train troops to fight against Jedi (fighting against Jedi requires incredible skill...like professional bounty hunters such as Jango and Boba Fett), troops are never trained to fight against Jedi. The troops can just fire at the Jedi or run in hopes that they can escape alive.

 

Thats exactly what I am trying to tell ppl.

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Originally posted by Chuahtemoc

reading your silly little schoolboy rants is hilarious :)

 

the fact that you are fighting ideas and storylines and a fantastic galaxy that has been loved by ppl for like 25 yrs makes you the dumbest person I know, you're not going to change things, lol, lol, dadada, remember, this is a whole nother GALAZY, in a whole nother UNIVERSE, things simply arent the SAME, ppl in the Star Wars galaxy prolly invented more advanced, energy-based technology far before they invented projectile weaponry--the basis of this kind of fact streams from Benjamin Franklin's writings where God and science are parallels, and in order to better oneself in God's mind (or, in the thise case, the ways of the Force) one must outhink their oppressor, dadada, you know all that stupid ****. It's alot of theory, but remember, a different galaxy, a different timeline. They advanced faster than we did, but even if they advanced at the same rate, does that mean there would ever even be "countries" in the SW galaxy? probably not. I mean, where our planet has industrialized at different paces in different areas, their galaxy--due to better advancements in communications, weapons, transportation, and the like--has evolved just as our planet has. I mean, the Jedi and Jediisim's existence goes back at least a million years, and the Old Jedi Order went back nearly 25,000 years, but Tetan, Hapan, Tion, and Koornacht empires ruled the vast galaxy in between. The Republic was only formed like 30,000 years ago, and the Jedi Order, bestowed with the task of protecting the galaxy, prophetically expanded their Jediism and teachings of the Force. By the end of the Sith War, around 4000 BBY (before Battle of Yavin) the galaxy was ready to collude into a Republic. Then of course, around 50-18 bby, Palpatine and Vader annhilated most Jedi, but Pharka Hariss helped Yoda escape to Dagobah and in the process of covering Yoda's tracks, Hariss is killed by Vader, bla blah blah, blah blah blah, but Yoda, Obi-Wan, Alleon Cennor, and numerous other Jedi who escaped the Purge go on to preserve that whole "peace, love, daddadadaada thing that Jedi got going on. It's all part of the universe, dont try to fight it. you'll lose :p

 

 

marker i like laughing at you. keep writing lol:biggs:

 

Another great example of hypocrisy, *applaud*

 

As much as I like laughing at YOU, don't keep writing please, you just make people's eye hurt.

 

You are arguing out of context, nuff' said.

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Originally posted by The_One

Oh, the irony :p

So I made a small typo - big deal. I normally work all night on mods for community so cut me some slack.
Originally posted by Chuahtemoc

reading your silly little schoolboy rants is hilarious :)

 

the fact that you are fighting ideas and storylines and a fantastic galaxy that has been loved by ppl for like 25 yrs makes you the dumbest person I know, you're not going to change things, lol, lol, dadada

If you had read what Astrotoy7 & I had been saying between each other, this was mainly intended as a joke. I personally find you calling me the "dumbest person" you know rather ironic not only because of your broken english but also considering you didn't even read this entire thing through before you went leaving derogatory commentary towards others; And if you did read the whole thing through, it's certainly not something you probably want to go telling people.

 

Originally posted by Chuahtemoc

remember, this is a whole nother GALAZY, in a whole nother UNIVERSE, things simply arent the SAME, ppl in the Star Wars galaxy prolly invented more advanced, energy-based technology far before they invented projectile weaponry--the basis of this kind of fact streams from Benjamin Franklin's writings where God and science are parallels, and in order to better oneself in God's mind (or, in the thise case, the ways of the Force) one must outhink their oppressor, dadada, you know all that stupid ****. It's alot of theory, but remember, a different galaxy, a different timeline. They advanced faster than we did, but even if they advanced at the same rate, does that mean there would ever even be "countries" in the SW galaxy? probably not. I mean, where our planet has industrialized at different paces in different areas, their galaxy--due to better advancements in communications, weapons, transportation, and the like--has evolved just as our planet has. I mean, the Jedi and Jediisim's existence goes back at least a million years, and the Old Jedi Order went back nearly 25,000 years, but Tetan, Hapan, Tion, and Koornacht empires ruled the vast galaxy in between. The Republic was only formed like 30,000 years ago, and the Jedi Order, bestowed with the task of protecting the galaxy, prophetically expanded their Jediism and teachings of the Force. By the end of the Sith War, around 4000 BBY (before Battle of Yavin) the galaxy was ready to collude into a Republic. Then of course, around 50-18 bby, Palpatine and Vader annhilated most Jedi, but Pharka Hariss helped Yoda escape to Dagobah and in the process of covering Yoda's tracks, Hariss is killed by Vader, bla blah blah, blah blah blah, but Yoda, Obi-Wan, Alleon Cennor, and numerous other Jedi who escaped the Purge go on to preserve that whole "peace, love, daddadadaada thing that Jedi got going on.

Does anyone know WTF this guy is on about? 90% of that has absolutely nothing to do with what we are talking about. Try & keep up with us dumbass's & stay on topic please.
Originally posted by Chuahtemoc

It's all part of the universe, dont try to fight it. you'll lose :p

 

 

marker i like laughing at you. keep writing lol

Yet another ironic post. Look, if you want other people to respect you then stop playing holier than thou. So far you've been a rude jerk who hasn't contributed anything that anyone wants to read. If you're going to go off on a rant then please make it either funny or at least on topic, you weren't close to either one. I started this thread so people could get a good laugh - nothing more.

 

Now if anyone thinks I am wrong on anything I said, specifically on whether or not you found this guys post worth contributing, then please speak up.

Originally posted by ZBomber

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Good points Marker.;)

My feelings exactly. I was happy to see this post after I got done replying to that jerk.
Originally posted by lukeskywalker1

those are good questions marker. just so you guys know, star wars isnt real.

lol, I know but still.
Originally posted by lukeskywalker1

Something i never understood was why its "dangerous" in the hands of someone who isnt a jedi. I mean, they make it sound like right when they turn the saber on they will stab themselves... if you can hold the blade straight you'll be fine. They dont look that heavy.

I agree. Most SW fans say "you need the force to weild it" but why? The actors playing these characters didn't need any force powers, there wasn't any movie magic to make them swing those sabers that way, I think it's a big copoff tbh. Even if those actors did have some movie magic & call it the force, Boba Fett used a lightsaber against Vader at one point. He got 0wned of course but still, the point is you don't *need* the force to use a lightsaber, it helps dramatically of course but you don't need it so I think that they should make some of these stories a bit more realistic, that's all.
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I agree. Most SW fans say "you need the force to weild it" but why? The actors playing these characters didn't need any force powers, there wasn't any movie magic to make them swing those sabers that way, I think it's a big copoff tbh. Even if those actors did have some movie magic & call it the force, Boba Fett used a lightsaber against Vader at one point. He got 0wned of course but still, the point is you don't *need* the force to use a lightsaber, it helps dramatically of course but you don't need it so I think that they should make some of these stories a bit more realistic, that's all.

 

If you want more canon, Han used Luke's saber to cut the tuan taun. You don't have to be Jedi or Sith to wield a saber. You might have to be one to master it, but not hold it and swing it around.

 

 

And I'd like to point out that all living things have the force, just some are able to control it ;)

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in the movies they talk about the will of the force and how the force can tell you the future

 

so if the will of the force is on your side id say your doing pretty good

 

and as for the projectiles thing maybe its easy for a jedi to push the bullets back at you before they even get close to him

 

maybe even before they leave the barrel so your gun explodes and you die

 

im sure theres some good reasons...aside from the real one thats just that they look cooler as lasers of course :D

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

Having been dumped in the swamp, this thread has sunken into the depths of the unknown. As I pull my foot out of the churning quicksand, I give a cheer to marker, the class clown !

 

MTFBWYA

Ya this thread is dying but tbh, I didn't expect it to get this many posts to begin with so it's all good.

 

class clown = actually I was the class clown. Anyways, hope you guys got a good laugh at this.

Originally posted by Iblis Reborn

and as for the projectiles thing maybe its easy for a jedi to push the bullets back at you before they even get close to him

That's just video game BS, that doesn't happen in the movies & I don't like it happening in the game. Obi-Wan is a Jedi Master in Ep2 but he doesn't force push Jango's rocket. I think they should concentrate more on setting up better firearm weapons for the game, ones that actually have distinct advantages & disadvantages. I am working on a mod like that but unfortunately, it doesn't look like it will ever become a reality.
Originally posted by Iblis Reborn

maybe even before they leave the barrel so your gun explodes and you die

Interesting concept but what would you do? Create a spark where the gunpowder is to make the rifle fire early or something? Well, woteva. Doesn't really matter I suppose.
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