Deac Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 *Many hours later. The car pulls up at the North Pole* Syrnl: Oh...I only had three tracks to go! Oh well Deac: To the Workshop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDog Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 *Meanwhile Flax and Sophae are stuck on the M25.* *The LP of Bat Out Of Hell is playing you the umptieth time.* Flax: Hay, I didn't have enough money for two tapes *Ejects the tape.* Flax: See if you can get any good stations. Sophae: Anything's better than your taste in music. *SCAN finds Radio 1.* Flax: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 19, 2003 Share Posted December 19, 2003 *RH Irvine walks out of the car, dazed and confused. Drool hanging form his lower lip, and looking quite zombified.* (()) *Outside stood a few ice statues, standing approx 3 stores tall, of the likeness of those behind the incident.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 19, 2003 Author Share Posted December 19, 2003 *Deac barges straight into the workshop and runs over to Santa* Deac: You're real! Father Christmas: Of course I am. I just have every parent tell their children I don't exist so I don't get found out. But Lokpihet's been planning this for a long time. He gloated, and told me that he formed Lokpicorp to dominate the toy market and put me out of business! Syrnl: The fiend! I'm so proud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Rwos: Syrnl! Aren't you supposed to be good? Where is Lokpihet, anyway? Gilian: Oh, look, it's Santa! *She walks over and slaps him* That was for all the presents you never gave me when I was growing up! Creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 20, 2003 Author Share Posted December 20, 2003 Father Christmas: Look, I can only handle one planet. If I didn't get to you, blame your regional child gift giving personification. Now untie me! *Deac does so* Deac: So where are they? *Reletha appears in a large robotic animal, whilst Lokpihet appears wearing a suit and sunglasses* Lokpihet: Right. Deac, you will fight me whilst spoofing the Matrix, MR Starkiller... Reletha: And Orthos, you will fight me in the style of popular Japanese animation! *Lines start coming off Reletha* Syrnl: Spoofs...gotta love em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 *In Fused Irvine* Fused Irvine "Um, yeah, I guess the rest of you can fight me in...." *Fused Irvine sees Deac and Lokpihet Kung Fu fighting, and Reletha and Orthos yelling ans screaming at eather other in attempt to get more powerful.* ((Sry thought it might be funny)) Fused Irvine "DAMNIT! Why are all the good stuff already taken? Oooh! I know!!!" *The view of the rest of the characters swurls and ends up in an altered form of the current reality, the world seems like a huge block with pixelated backgrounds. The Characters are remodeled in a low polycounted sprites. All at the same time a sort of suspenceful music can be heard from all around, seemingly coming from no where.* *The characters are lined up, with Fused Irvine facing them, none to move until their designated times.* RH Irvine "What the hell!?" ^__^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 *Lokpihet eventually falls, and Reletha is topped by Orthos' Kumehumeha* Deac: Now surrender Father Christmas! And Dick Clark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDog Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 *Suddenly Flax swings from the rafters, by a bull whip no less, and topples Fused Ivrine "Raiders" plays in the background.* Flax: Spoof something entertaining! *Flax reaches for his gun, only to find it missing.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Fused Irvine "Look, if I was a spikey blonde haired freak, I'd so Omislash you right now... But in complete fairness, if we were to spoof something." *Fused Irvine takes out a ring, and wears it on his left hand. Then taking his right hand, and warping it around his left fist. Lowering his hands somewhere below his wiast, the ring immits a lightsaber beam roughly three and a half feet long.* ((XD)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 Syrnl: And if I had a large gun on my arm I'd feel inclined to use something called Big Shot on you. Don't know where that came from! Father Christmas: I'm free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDog Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Flax: Fine! *Pulls out his own ring and zaps Fused Ivrine in the unmentionables.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 *Fused irvine falls over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Gilian: Oh come on. Spoof something anime, so I can play the part of the rabid fangirl and slash everyone in the room. Rwos: Santa's free! Uh, what now? Gilian: Rwos, you can spoof a big prehistoric bird. After all, you've got a beak, claws, and no feathers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 RH Irvine "Why don't you just go fall into a well..." ((Points at sig)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 23, 2003 Author Share Posted December 23, 2003 Deac: No more time for spoofs! *Frees Dick Clark.* Deac: Right, our work here is done *Lokpihet's cellphone rings again. When he tries to answer it it opens a portal, sucking our heroes back to the Cantina* Syrnl: That was fun! Orthos: Hey! A tree! With Presents... Deac: Well, what have we learnt? That kidnapping celebrities ultimately fails? That 90% of phones are not properly used, often with disasterous results? That music does really pass the time? Or that Christmas might be about more than presents and money. *The Darkstars open their presents* Orthos: "Dismembered Ewoks Greatest Hits" .Great Deac: Cool! A new arm attachment for all my kitchen needs! MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CANTINA. The End... Until Next YEAR..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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