DarthBuzzard Posted September 26, 2004 Posted September 26, 2004 A: A laser-breathing Ewok. Q: Why does Jaden in JA sound like an idiot as a male?
Sabretooth Posted September 27, 2004 Author Posted September 27, 2004 Because the voice actor didn't read my fanfic Q: Am I famous because of my fanfic?
DarthBuzzard Posted September 27, 2004 Posted September 27, 2004 A. Yep. You're up there with Lucas and Gates. Q. Why are Chiss blue?
Evil Dark Jedi Posted September 27, 2004 Posted September 27, 2004 A: Because they are freezing in their clothes. Q: Why are they freezing in their clothes?
fuzzyfreaker Posted September 27, 2004 Posted September 27, 2004 A: Their not, their clothes are freezing THEM Q: Is this a question?
Evil Dark Jedi Posted September 28, 2004 Posted September 28, 2004 A: Why yes in a planet not known to man. Q: What is this planets name?
kipperthefrog Posted September 28, 2004 Posted September 28, 2004 A: Planet Hitler B: is the pope gay?
Sabretooth Posted September 28, 2004 Author Posted September 28, 2004 Nah, he's just a faggot. Haha! Do I r0xx0rz?
DarthBuzzard Posted September 28, 2004 Posted September 28, 2004 A. Yep. Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck coulod chuck wood and if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sam Fisher Posted September 28, 2004 Posted September 28, 2004 A: NONE! Q: Three men checked into a hotel room for which they paid $30. The next day, the manager realized that the men had been overcharged. She gave the bellhop $5 to return to the three men. On the way to their room the bellhop decided to keep $2 for himself, and give each of the three men one dollar. The three men had now paid $9 each, or a total of $27. This plus the $2 the bellhop kept makes a total of $29. What happened to the other dollar?
Evil Dark Jedi Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 A: Someone ate it. Q: How do people eat if they have no mouth?
kipperthefrog Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 A: they eat up the other end! Q: what would you do if you were cleaning out the fridge and found leftovers from Jesus's last supper?
Sabretooth Posted September 29, 2004 Author Posted September 29, 2004 I'll deliver them to my local church - after I eat them. Why does everything look green, like NV glasses?
Sam Fisher Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 A: Because it would look strange if it were in blue. Q: Why are we here?
Evil Dark Jedi Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 A: To visit LF of course! Q: Why are we here to visit LF?
kipperthefrog Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 A: We are in LF because the internet has given EVERY american a voice and we choose to use that voice to argue about movies and games and play in spam threads like THEESE! Q: What would you do if they found survivers from the Titanic STILL ALIVE in an ICEBERG?
Sabretooth Posted September 30, 2004 Author Posted September 30, 2004 Melt the iceberg and tell the survivors to make up their minds - to live, or to die. Q: Why isn't Jango's armour pink?
Evil Dark Jedi Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 A: Because he thinks that pink armour is way to cool for everyone else and doesnt wear it. Q: If I have lived for 54324234324324 years how old am I?
mr.piercy Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Ans = ya mum's age questions = soo many people r a leetle beet seely. why is that so ??????
Sam Fisher Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 A: Because you mum is Darth Vader..! Q: Do you like Thumb Wars?
kipperthefrog Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 A: thumb wars is an ansult to the trilogy! should be called "dumb wars" Q: what would you do if you saw in the paper "worlds youngest ninja! 9 week old baby gets a a black belt in karate!"
Sam Fisher Posted October 2, 2004 Posted October 2, 2004 A:I'd hope it would be a Ripley's Believe it or not ^^ Q: What do you do when a mad scientist blows up your car?
Zahrahk Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 A: You'd be glad that it was your mom's car that you went joyriding in. Q: If an electric train was going east, and an electric train was going west, and they were both on the same track, heading towards each other, and both had large cannons for blasting objects, and they were both going at 60 mph, and they had a crew of 60 people each, and one had Jar Jar Binks in one car, and the other had C-3PO in one car, which way would the peices of C-3PO and Jar Jar crash?
Evil Dark Jedi Posted October 3, 2004 Posted October 3, 2004 A: The other way! Q: If I hit a hard wooden board and I broke it then my hand was broken what do I do?
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