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I've got the USMC Hymn as mine...

 

But daaaaamn! Porn groove! :D

 

Hey ed, you still got that Hotdog Sally track? I think lost it in a format a few months ago and I forgot to ask you if ya still had it.

 

Fave Parts:

"Can you play the one with that guy... And he's going down on that chick... You know!"

and

"Cause Sally's in a hotdog mood!"

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C'mon, let's do some, some nice, fine porn music for the lovely folks out there.

 

Do we have any, uh, porn requests?

 

Ah, yeah, I'd like to hear the one with the girl on top of the guy, with the, uh, other girl going, uh, down on his, uh, on his foot, if you, you got that one...

 

What key is that in?

 

Ohhhh, sh*t... Just let me think... I think that's, yeah, A flat...

 

So wait, what key does the drums play in?

 

Be sure not to follow too close,

Cause Sally's in a hotdog mood!

I said, be sure not to follow too close,

Cause Sally's in a hotdog mood!

She'll go down on that man,

Like a lumberjack,

Sawin' on a log!

Don't follow to close, yeah,

When Sally's in a hotdog mood.

 

Oh! Sally's in a hotdog mood!

Yeah, it's really crude!

What she's doin' on that,

Footlong toy.

Sally's in a hotdog mood!

Yeah, it's really crude!

And she do it all the time! (Allllll the time!)

 

Let's... Let's break it down.

 

So Sally's walkin' down the street,

She's got some burgers, and some fries.

But she's really not looking,

She just wants someone to meet.

 

But Sally, she's not a picky girl...

She'll take anything inside,

Whether it be Polish, or a big frankfurther.

But don't follow her too close,

If you're lookin' like a hotdog man.

Cause she'll attack you,

And then she'll break you,

And then she'll make you cry like a girly man!

 

I said hey... Hey...

Don't follow too close.

Don't follow too close!

When Sally's in a hotdog mood!

Sally's in a hotdog mood!

 

Oh yeah!

Looks like Sally just found herself a perfect hotdog mate.

Here she goes...

Down, down, like she's sawin' on a log.

Yeah, here comes Sally!

 

Oh... Oh! Oh! Oooooh! Oohh yeah, yeah!

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

 

Wait... Wait a minute, Sally...

Sally, what's that you've got all over your face!?

Oh my God, is that MUSTARD!!?

Sally's got mustard all over her face!

Somebody get here a f*cking towel!

Oh my God, that's so nasty! Nasty!

Sally for God's sake, wash your face, man,

You're a mess!

 

Hey Sally, can we take it home?

 

Just, uh, table for two please...

 

Actually, Sally only needs a table for one.

She and her hotdog,

Looks they're gonna get it on again...

I'm out.

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