Doomie Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Alright, there were a couple of bar fight threads in Starwars>the cantina for a while, but there were so many they were all closed down. If we keep it civil, it won't happen here. these are the rules: 1) If someone says you are down for X posts, you are down for X posts. There is no healing or potions or anything else to get you back up faster. 2) Once a person is down, they cannot be attacked & have more time down added on. 3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game. 4) Maximum number of posts to be down is 5. Generally accepted times are 2-3 posts. No one is allowed to permanently kill off someone else. (however, it is perfectly legal to kill yourself off permanently) 5) You cannot take down the entire room. Generally, the max number of people allowed to take out in one post is 2. 6) Only posts that take a legal action in the fight count towards ressurection goals. It is also a generally accepted practice of noting in your non-legal posts that, "*this does not count towards ressurrection*" Alright, here goes. I hope someone will participate soon. Doomgiver is sitting at the bar. He feels bored, so he grabs a chair and says: 'anyone wanna fight?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Gudon Picked up a bottle of Tarisien ale and threw it towards Doomgiver doom giver is down for one post "Bar fight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Marta Richmar enters the room via the gentlemens toilets, and shoots himself in the foot, bringing himself down for 0 posts, due to the fact that he's stupid and hit Gudon instead, taking Gudon down for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 Doomgiver woke up and uses the chair to smash down Marta for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot16 Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Slapshot comes up and throws a grenade, knocking doomgiver down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Marta Richmar tries to stand back up again, but he's soooooooo stupid that he forgets that he's meant to stay down for two posts, so he can't move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot16 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Slapshot pulls out a pair of mac 11's and readies himself for action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Gudon threw his chair at slapshot slapshot is down for 3 posts Gudon then stabs Marta in the arm Marta is down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot16 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 OCC: Lol an OCC in a bar fight but LukeKatarn Marta has not gotten up from her two post shot so you cannot hit him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by slapshot16 OCC: Lol an OCC in a bar fight but LukeKatarn Marta has not gotten up from her two post shot so you cannot hit him OOC But he was already down for two posts his two posts where up then I got him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot16 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game. OCC:He has to repost before he is considered up again. (Srry doomgiver for that break in the action.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 He did post Marta Richmar tries to stand back up again, but he's soooooooo stupid that he forgets that he's meant to stay down for two posts, so he can't move. he was down for two posts then he posted again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Bomb Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 OOC: Gawd, Katarn, you can't even do this half-decent. *Rolls eyes, points at, and laughs at LukeKatarn. IC: BeefyBoy pulls his large bulk out from under the Willek juice tap and vomits on Gudon knocking him to the floor for 3 posts. He removes his belt, holding his pants up with one hand and brandishing the belt with the other. "Shut up, I'm starving!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot16 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Slapshot jumps up and unloads his mac-11's on beefyboy. It hits him in the eye. he is down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Doomgiver woke up a long time ago, but now he jumps back in! yarrr! He grabs slapshot by the nose and starts slapping him in the face! down for 1 post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Marta Richmar gets back up again, failing to notice the large chunk missing from his arm. Ignoring the fight around him, he heads for the bar and asks for a drink of apple juice. However, he falls back on his stool, and knocks Doomgiver over for one post. Marta then bites his fingernail, and knocks himself down for a post as well. Oh, and, LOL Slapshot, Marta's male. He's called Marta, not Martha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Gudon gets back up and poops on beefboy Beefboy is down for 1 post . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis_Khan Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 (This looks like fun) Genghis_Khan enters the bar, look around and decides that this lot are useless. He surprises LukeKatarn by picking him up, and chucking him at T10, knocking them both out for three posts and destroying three tables in the process. He then makes his way to the bar, and orders himself a Cola with Ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot16 Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 OCC: Ooops srry marta sounds like a girls name... oops again lol IC: Slapshot steps on Gengis Kahn's tow, but it's big so it knocks them both down for one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Bomb Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 FOR SOMETHING HOLY'S SAKE KATARN!!! READ THE FREAKING RULES! DOWN UNTIL POSTS AGAIN!! DID I POST AGAIN? NO!!! BeefyBoy, who cleverly dodged being pooped on by remaining on the ground, nurses his Mac-11 wounds. He bleeds all over the ground. Making his way to the bar, he pats Doomgiver on the back, making him slide on the blood, flooring him for 1 post. "Bartender, I'd like some fries with that shake!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 (Darn it I did not see that Slapsot got you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 28, 2004 Author Share Posted April 28, 2004 Alright, doomgiver gets back up again and grabs beefyboy's feet, causing him to fall on the ground, and slings him out of the window into the trash can, knocking him out for three posts. (and he looses his front teeth!) You can come back in when you wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Gudon got back up and Punched Doomgiver Doomgiver is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 Marta get's up, and starts looking in dismay at the mess now. Blood everywhere! Broken tables! And no-one's cleaned the gents in almost a week! Terrible. Marta, being a part time cleaner, decides that he should help tidy things up. He pulls a mop out from a cupboard at the side of the room, and begins to mop up the blood. However, part way through, he spots Gudon standing around, waiting for someone to get up and challenge him (or be kocked down). So, he whacks him around the head with the mop, before heading back into the gents to clean the loo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 28, 2004 Share Posted April 28, 2004 (So am I am I out for a few posts or am I stil in the game becausa T10 never said how many posts I am out for) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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