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Alright, there were a couple of bar fight threads in Starwars>the cantina for a while, but there were so many they were all closed down. If we keep it civil, it won't happen here. these are the rules:

 

1) If someone says you are down for X posts, you are down for X posts. There is no healing or potions or anything else to get you back up faster.

 

2) Once a person is down, they cannot be attacked & have more time down added on.

 

3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game.

 

4) Maximum number of posts to be down is 5. Generally accepted times are 2-3 posts. No one is allowed to permanently kill off someone else. (however, it is perfectly legal to kill yourself off permanently)

 

5) You cannot take down the entire room. Generally, the max number of people allowed to take out in one post is 2.

 

6) Only posts that take a legal action in the fight count towards ressurection goals. It is also a generally accepted practice of noting in your non-legal posts that, "*this does not count towards ressurrection*"

 

Alright, here goes. I hope someone will participate soon.

Doomgiver is sitting at the bar. He feels bored, so he grabs a chair and says: 'anyone wanna fight?'

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Marta Richmar enters the room via the gentlemens toilets, and shoots himself in the foot, bringing himself down for 0 posts, due to the fact that he's stupid and hit Gudon instead, taking Gudon down for 1 post.

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OOC: Gawd, Katarn, you can't even do this half-decent. *Rolls eyes, points at, and laughs at LukeKatarn.

 

IC: BeefyBoy pulls his large bulk out from under the Willek juice tap and vomits on Gudon knocking him to the floor for 3 posts. He removes his belt, holding his pants up with one hand and brandishing the belt with the other.

 

"Shut up, I'm starving!"

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Marta Richmar gets back up again, failing to notice the large chunk missing from his arm. Ignoring the fight around him, he heads for the bar and asks for a drink of apple juice. However, he falls back on his stool, and knocks Doomgiver over for one post. Marta then bites his fingernail, and knocks himself down for a post as well.

 

Oh, and, LOL Slapshot, Marta's male. He's called Marta, not Martha. :rolleyes:

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(This looks like fun)

 

Genghis_Khan enters the bar, look around and decides that this lot are useless.

 

He surprises LukeKatarn by picking him up, and chucking him at T10, knocking them both out for three posts and destroying three tables in the process.

 

He then makes his way to the bar, and orders himself a Cola with Ice.

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FOR SOMETHING HOLY'S SAKE KATARN!!! READ THE FREAKING RULES! DOWN UNTIL POSTS AGAIN!! DID I POST AGAIN? NO!!!

 

BeefyBoy, who cleverly dodged being pooped on by remaining on the ground, nurses his Mac-11 wounds. He bleeds all over the ground. Making his way to the bar, he pats Doomgiver on the back, making him slide on the blood, flooring him for 1 post.

 

"Bartender, I'd like some fries with that shake!"

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Alright, doomgiver gets back up again and grabs beefyboy's feet, causing him to fall on the ground, and slings him out of the window into the trash can, knocking him out for three posts. (and he looses his front teeth!):D

 

You can come back in when you wake up.

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Marta get's up, and starts looking in dismay at the mess now. Blood everywhere! Broken tables! And no-one's cleaned the gents in almost a week! Terrible.

 

Marta, being a part time cleaner, decides that he should help tidy things up. He pulls a mop out from a cupboard at the side of the room, and begins to mop up the blood. However, part way through, he spots Gudon standing around, waiting for someone to get up and challenge him (or be kocked down). So, he whacks him around the head with the mop, before heading back into the gents to clean the loo's.

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