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A Monkey Island Story


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One person posts part of a story, the next person continues it, and so on. It can be as crazy as you like.

 

One day, Guybrush and Elaine were out sailing in their ship, hoping to reach the island of...

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Unexplainable fish related mishaps which was an ironic name because the mishaps rarely involved fish. More often it was lemon powder. Anyway, they reached the island and there they met...

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...Timmy the monkey, who attacked Guybrush, thinking he was a giant banana. Guybrush threw Timmy into a pool of lava and he and Elaine decided to travel to the other side of the island to visit...

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Just to make sure that he was dead and out of the story for good, (He asked for it really) an army of lemon meringue pies jumped out of the bushes armed with miniguns and machetes and shot SamNMAx to pieces. Then watched as his fragments floated out to sea. But then they saw...

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...a vogon construction fleet preparing to destroy the island to make room for a bypass.

but fortunately arth^H^H^H^Helaine got her towel with her and so they...

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...Detroit and got arrested and shot by a cop because of Guybrush's habit of stealing. They broke out of prison by using a file sent to them anonymously, then went back to the Caribbean to visit...

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they punched each other in the face and watched T.V.. But they were watching American T.V. and there was nothing good on(imagine that). So they picked up a good book wich happened to be the one about hitchhikers. After finishing the book they decided to...

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...North Carolina to see if anything was finer then the morning there, and sadly it was not true. After that anguish, he started visiting a psychiatrist who told him that he should go to a clinic located in beautiful...

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Oahu so he could relax. He went fishing and caught a Humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish(state fish). Wich he promptly ate raw in a messily noisily fasion. When he got full he....

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His arms flailed around and hit the remote which changed the channel to old Monty Python reruns, making his day even better. Watching tv isnt how swashbuckling pirates spend their whole day so he got off the sofa and....

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...Colorado. He had wondered how the hell he warped to Calorado, but since he was there, he desided to climb the Rocky Mountains. Just then, he tackled by...

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